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Sexy incest edition

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crayon pop

this explains the royal family

race mixing kike mick spic nigger

My gf on the... huhwhaaa?!?

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lefties seem to be going absolutely mental over a man purchasing a car for his wife

we all know employers have to make up the wage gap if they don't get enough tips

so

foy

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it's strange
but I don't need space from you
and every single thing you do
I like
I've been chased
maybe I just knew I had to wait for you
draw a knife and carve a little space for you
it feels nice

someone from my norn iron created a shitty thread

Prince Phil being a hunk explains that

Don't cuck me Victoria

am I sexy?

is a bit weird though, why a shit nissan micra?

too for that towel

Still have no clue what crayon pop is.

I am happy in my ignorance

hmm

british guy i know through sailing here said he knew the bloke who sold him the car and that it was for his son, not his wife

can you just walk into a pub like that or do you need some sort of clearance?

me n my dad about to buy a Buy to let property

Most waiters make more than min wage with tips though. You tip if you want them making more than min wage because you're a decent human being.

Even with a 40-50% tip on top of your bill. Your bill still wont be anywhere NEAR as much as it costs to eat at a restaurant in Britain.

I wonder how high the suicide rates go up during and after exam time

Swear to god, my mates dad fucked those twins in Bristol. He's got pics of them from the night out and everything.

youtube.com/watch?v=zvhIYNzBtLs
youtube.com/watch?v=zvhIYNzBtLs
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wait a minute dave doesn't even have a son that age

house we bought

>He's got pics of them from the night out

you better post them

question: when are trannies gay

can see my cuckshed from there

who's your husband?

Why would the civil service cheer for a Tory victory??

ahhhhhhh yes

ah yes appeal to emotions

should we tip sewage workers too so they make more than minimum wage

what about rubbish collectors, ever tip them?

it's hardly shit

This girl on Tinder is clearly looking for a more mature guy with their shit together, but I'm a 29 year old man child..

This is not going to end well.

>Swear to god, my mates dad fucked those twins in Bristol. He's got pics of them from the night out and everything.

Post fucking machines

want to die again

cant even bear to look at my CV

bloody good posts, wasted on normie time /brit/ though I fear

They're physical pictures, haha. And obviously I don't have them.

imagine her and cara kissing

WEW

really really want to see that

>Grade is a rasheed

>tfw I'm having a BBQ next week and Muslims are coming.

I tip in Britain too tbqh.

At good restaurants anyway.

i had the same reaction

where's my signed infected mushroom merch you cunt

Wanna explain the joke?

>ah yes appeal to emotions

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if you were british you would know that his voice is a paki accent

HOLD THE LINE
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME

baste everything in pig fat

If you want your rock garden moved for free then invite his wife over and tell him she's been having an affair

Reminder that we almost ended up with the American system of tipping where staff don't get pais minimum wage and its made up or by tips but labour took a hard stance on it and said everyone has to have minimum wage

how could you not tell from his voice?

fucking yanks

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So fucking glad we don't have to deal with foodchain bullshit.

Don't think I could handle it if I had to be wary of getting eaten each time I left the house.

Literally this

Reminder that there's nothing wrong with tipping while on holiday in the US even if you don't support it in the UK.

Watching People Just Do Nothing lads

live just a bit too far away from all my same age group coworkers so can't hang with them

I'm going in on the black bird lids

>want a gf
>remember the gut wrenching feeling of paranoia every time she's out of my sight until the point where she finally leaves me

ah yes

just walk in. Always busy though.

man no need to be so hostile, just didn't know

Generic Asian bradford accent.

Lads, I think that I have managed to outline the basic structure of /brit/ thread.

>Early posts - Often very simple and short. Usually about K-Pop or some other /brit/ infatuation. Rife with copypastas.

>Early middle - Posters begin what passes as serious discussion here, bearing even the most tenuous connection to culture.

>Middle - The Shitposts commence, most recently this part has been dominated by fedoraposting. Random and uninvolved things like "doing a poo desu". Most JF's come in here.

>Late middle - Thread is in full swing, rife with slag posting and shitposting that carries on. You may occasionally get a serious question from someone, but it is promptly ignored in favour of crap

>Late - Posting at 270-300 point mark will reel back (though this number can go as high as 400), due to people not wanting their posts to be ignored.

>Nothing but shitposts again, more often than not mostly replies to above posts.


This sound right, or am I talking out my arse?

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reading a VERY good shotacon hentai lads
not wanking though haha low sex drive y'know

You can still get beaten, mugged, raped, and killed.

nobody's arguing against that lol

i.e. genuinely not an argument

man's always hostile

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Hey... *clears throat* So tired... so tired...

But on the other hand, I had a nice dinner, nice. Look, all gone, all gone.

So tomorrow I have to drive to Dublin, Dublin of all places. I hate it, I hate driving on the M50, hate it! And that new muhayuu-motorway on the way up to Dublin... God, it's so long. Hate it!

Terrible tie and too narrow.

Not them but when is that kind of paranoia and insecurity a normie thing?

She must be riddled with STDs with a pic like that on her Tinder.

I've swiped right on some black girls. Some are fine as fuck.

not even close mate

FROM THE US. My fucking favourite lad. Score!

every time I think I've put her off she comes back

lads...

but, on the other hand...get to go to the airport. don't mind that

crazy to think the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it

People who replied to my original post last thread were

>ever having a gf

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>tfw the Liberal Democrat party completely collapses
>the party for centrists is gone
>until one day
>the clouds gather and thunder roars
>atop Big Ben, a pillar of fire is unleashed and William Gladstone appears, resurrected and reborn, given a final task in life
>The Classic Liberal Party of the 19th and early 20th century returns anew
>Labour is crushed
>The Tories vanquished
>We leave the EU and UKIP defects to the Liberals

>Gladstone smiles upon his newly forged Kingdom of Liberal Imperialism as the Trade Companies are reopened and the fleet is built once more, ready to trade across the world yet keep a golden reputation of a new splendid isolationism

>he vanishes in a puff of smoke
>we pray to the statue of Gladstone every Holy Friday
>thank the Gods I voted Liberal

>>Late - Posting at 270-300 point mark will reel back (though this number can go as high as 400), due to people not wanting their posts to be ignored.

Very true. I'm guilty of this.

he was low-energy

where do you think we are paddy

this is basically facebook

how do I get rid of toothache

worst part is the irish people everywhere

can't stand the bloody potato pakis

Amir Khan is a pussyhole

Not really, because I don't live in a shithole.

We all are lad.

can't believe this image was taken by his murderer just before kev was drugged and tortured to death
crazy stuff

Seolmates ww@

Going to buy a coach ticket to Beachy Head on results day