What the fuck America? Are these common in some parts of the south?

What the fuck America? Are these common in some parts of the south?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truck_nuts

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why?

because it's plastic testicles you hang off your car willingly, didn't even know they were a thing

It's hilarious dude. Don't be such a prude.

>plastic
Sometimes they're metal.

they're common in small town Ontario too

hilariously gay. I once had respect for America, key word... ONCE.

you too Canada

Haha, testicles

>Europrudes

>having testicles is gay

can't even call you a poof because you're a fairy

Is it a social thing in the us?

Haha testicles, no im not a redneck , haha testicles joke

not common but ive seen them lmao

Nothing wrong with this

my neighbor has them on his truck.
I've always been tempted to paint them blue.

>he didn't know about Truck Nuts
lol
They've been around for years

Nothing better than a big lifted $80,000 turbo diesel truck with smoke stacks and a big chrome set of balls hanging off the back.

Seriously, is it a thing in the US? I thought it was a joke. How is it spreaded?

>Truck nuts, also known as Truck nutz, truck balls, BumperNuts, BumperBalls, CargoNads, Drive-thru Danglers, Trucksticles, HitchNuggets, Highway Hangers, Balls-on-a-truck, or, as they are known in the United Kingdom, Bumper Bollocks
wtf i love bumper bollocks now

>Nothing better than a big lifted $80,000 turbo diesel truck with smoke stacks and a big chrome set of balls hanging off the back.
best country for sure

rednecks like to put dumb shit on their trucks, i mean ive probably seen this like 5 times in my entire life so it's not like youre gonna see fake testicles hanging from people's back bumper every day of your life

Tryhards wanting to make their pickups appear more masculine.

hanging them from your car is mate. It's hardly a joke, not really funny, either that or this is that infamous American """""Humour""""""

Oh ok, I see.
>Dumb people put it on their car

Also it's never actual rednecks with these. It's the suburban wannabes that have probably never off-roaded or hunted in their lives.

It's childish above everything. Nothing I can honestly laugh about.

I'm fucking laughing desu this is amazing

>Nothing I can honestly laugh about.
>I'm fucking laughing desu this is amazing

>German
>humour

Pick one

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It was funny the first time I saw it, now it's just old.

No, it isn't common.

>Rammstein
every time

I've seen it a handful of times in my life, and it always seemed really gay and retarded.

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I've been living in the South my whole life and this is my first time seeing and hearing about them.

>ever having had respect for canada

What exactly is wrong with truck nutz? I used to put them on my ford fiesta before I got my car 'stache. Now my car is a true gentleman.

lol

They are everywhere in Fort McMurray. Glad that shithole burnt down desu

We have to export those to Europe. Not to put on European trucks but to put on European "men."

>re these common in some parts of the south?
Some men have balls. Others are reduced to hanging plastic ones from their bumpers. Sad, really.

I've seen those and I thought it was hysterical

So much white trash listen to them

First time ever seeing something like this, don't know how I feel honestly

No wonder british people are soulless cunts. Have a laugh, why don't you?

>german
It's to be expected.

>clapstains are so insecure they have to literally hang balls off their pickups to flaunt their masculinity

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

an entire nation of closet fags, what a joke

>country that was too scared to prosecute muslim child rapists thinking they have any right to banter

lol

I don't bloody think Sharia would allow it!

>country that was too scared to prosecute nigger rapists thinking they have any right to banter

I hope Hilary will destroy your cuck of a country, truly pathetic.

Who told Muhammad he could banter?!

never seen or heard of this in my life

thank god for that

Do they make environmentally-friendly hemp vaginas you can put on your Prius?

I can't wait for Brexit to fail

What are you talking abut, Achmed?

what the fuck USA

look at you pretending you understand something. You've probably never been to another continent.

so should I follow through with this?

>Are these common in some parts of the south?
Not really.

Eh, it's kinda funny in a dumb hick sort of way. I've only seen them on large interstate haulers, never on a pickup. So yeah, seen them only out in boondock highways.

Export some of your fat too, so we can balance out our tectonic plates.

>I will take my doggy to the vets and have them chop his nuts off because I don't want too many puppies
>I will hang novelty balls off the towbar of my ute because "muh funny"

To be fair we hang fake nuts off our dogs sometimes too.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuticles

This is my first time seeing this but then I live in California. People can't take a joke here without being triggered or offended.

>someone made a wikipedia entry for truck nuts
That dude must have really run out of things to write about.

yes

I have made an observation lads hear me out. I've noticed pick-up truck drivers are the most awful in terms of driving skills and general motorist manners has anyone else noticed this even beyond the fact that they drive an oversized car for the sake of needing more space.

>has a Heavy Duty 4x4 super truck
>only uses on the city as a Daily drive

Why?

I've seen those around.

The guy who came up with the idea must be rich..Wish I could have patented it first.

Believe it or not, some people are so concerned about looking straight that they end up doing shit that looks really gay.

It depends. A lot of people have them because of the type of work they do. Those trucks will often have dents and are somewhat dirty. Those drivers are usually alright. People who have bright shiny pickups that are never used for any kind of work have the worst drivers a lot of the time.

There are a lot of things that seem like they came into existence like that. Yet they are a thing.

I see them around

For the TRUE patriot

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_with_fraudulent_diplomas

wikipedia can be fun times

Do you really think a smart person would hang a pair of balls from their car

Do Euros even have trucks?

>stein

Europeans don't build things. What could they possibly need trucks for

Damn I always knew McDonalds was a place for ghetto trash.

Holy shit I'm pretty sure this is from my city, I know I've seen a car just like this.

Have another
Donks are very common in the south. I've seen plenty.

Are they commonly done with McRims and painted in such a way?

>seen at least a dozen truck nuts where I live
>saw some guy the other day with a plaque that just said "Dick Head"on his truck

I live in Southern California btw.

I'm not lovin' it.

>non-Americans will never have a truck or truck nuts

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It's trashy redneck bullshit. I've never actually seen any of these things in person though.

my uncle's ride

Pretty based desu

Also, nice digits

>dat Life Cereal box in the back left

why is this so funny

Ya goofed!

it's sad when people neuter their pets because the testicles and ovaries actually serve important endocrine functions. Neutering can cause renal failiure in most mammals :(

>bumper bollocks

> or, as they are known in the United Kingdom, Bumper Bollocks

and
reminds me of those dumb cunts that have lowered their cars and then have to "crabwalk" diagonally across speed humps in carparks so they don't fuck up their expensive skirting jobs

they do, they're called Prius owners

They're common in all rural areas but most are bigger than that and made of metal

>don't be such a prude
>American flag

When did this change happen?

They get fucked up when they hit pot holes. They're also shitty old American cars. So, yea, you see them broken down a lot.

I heard of one that got pulled over because the guy had porn streaming out the back window.

Truck Nutz are sooooooo 2008

I remember that soon after they became common knowledge there was an epidemic of people "castrating" the cars

It was a wild time

Richmond, CA?