Tfw considering hiring a tranny prostitute just to see what it's like

>tfw considering hiring a tranny prostitute just to see what it's like

Have any of you guys hired escorts before? It feels scary and I'm worried ill chicken out

Most of them don't even look that good but it's just because I know there's no way they'll turn me down

Why not get a female escort? Why make this more pathetic than it already is?

if you're sinking this low, why not go all the way?

don't do it friend. it'll smell like mansex and you'll end up throwing up on top of some fugly dude and then running out of their house naked like i did

Because I want to know what it's like.

I'm so curious about it, I've masturbated to it but I want to know if I could keep an erection actually doing the deed.

haven't you ever wanted to learn about yourself? I jist want to be able to say "Yea I had sex with a qt trans prossy, what of it m8? It was decent desu"

Read Chester Brown's graphic novel "Paying For It" It's about his own personal experience with escorts and prostitutes. The last part of the graphic novel is a long, researched defence of being a John and why he believes it isn't bad.

>but he wasn't a fag who fucked guys

Could someone provide screenshot of user's story where escort trap fucked him in the ass and then he got aids

I liked the one where user broke down in tears and was comforted by the trap escort

Or even better, the one where a kiwi user was raped in the ass by one

Those were all fake

You could, I dunno, try and connect with real human beings? I'm willing to bet that if you showed up to the friendly local university LGBTQ club and said you were bi-curious, you'd probably find trans girls and you'd probably have cheaper, more intimate, cleaner, kinkier, and better sex with them.

Apparently they hate chasers man.

I've got a few thousand dollars, I think I might pay to do drugs and have sex with some cute prostitutes before killing myself, getting pretty tired of this life anyways

Although that idea does not sound bad, I wonder if it would actually work

I don't mean you should kick open the door and yell: "I want to benis a tranny I have money". I mean actually socialize with them and get a gf. That isn't being a "chaser", that's being a human being with emotions. Just be polite, say you're questioning yourself, and don't be aggressive. Hang out, socialize, etc. If dating comes about then it comes about, same with sex. If you just haul off and fuck prostitutes you're not going to feel any better.

2bh you've not much to lose. Especially, if you're having suicidal thoughts, you should at least try to seek out help in person. Most people who tell someone in-the-flesh that they are considering suicide will change their minds once they get to talking about it.

At least try? It's not like you get a do-over with that choice. Gotta make things count.

Thanks man.

You're right but there's a good chance ill be dead soon anyways, was just strongly considering expediting it. I have spare cash but no spare time or energy for it, you get me?

There was a kiwi who did that

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don't worry about them, m8. don't let it wear you down.
how long have been into transgirls anyways?

I've always been curious about them, they're so cute

I don't even know where to start with how many things there are wrong with you

there's too many to count, I'm well aware

a lot of transgirls are super desperate to have a relationship, it shouldn't be too hard. just shop around on tinder rather than going to LGBT clubs (passing transgirls don't usually go there). As long as you don't out yourself as bi or looking for her penis they'd probably like you, and it'd most likely be more rewarding than hiring an escort.

i don't know what place you are in but i remember that i was also depressed and totally reclusive around the same time i was obsessed with t-girls/girls in general. i think you'll pull through.

I'm not going to make it, bro

what's going on, m8 ?

I have reason to believe I have a terminal illness and I am afraid I will not be alive much longer.

Ha

when'd you start noticing symptoms? it's not a recent thing, is it?

I've already accepted my fate

I'm trying to live life as normally as possible as if nothing is wrong but it's getting physically harder and harder.

if this is a for sure thing
godspeed you my friend
do what you need to do if you have to

It's ok, I never had much to live for anyways.

I was kind of an asshole to everyone I've ever known or interacted with anyways

do you have a plan in place?

I'm not sure as of right now desu

Oh shit lol. Post more of these, i'm fucking dying.

how you find some comfy transgirl before the hour m8
best wishes

Thanks friend, you too.

Only two that I have tbfam

>Have you had any experience with hired escorts?
Yeah, just not with trannies. I missed out on becoming a wizard and it wasn't worth it.
She got lost in the way to my apartment, was very rude and smirked when she asked me if i was a virgin.
In the end, i never ended up cumming. After the time ran out, she took one of my apples and headed out the door.

To be somewhat fair, she was relatively cheap, but in the end, it just wasn't worth it.

>Faggots who don't believe they are gay

>all the boy pussy threads finally get to me
>feel compelled to vist a tranny prostitute
>find one that isn't full tranny but more trap-like
>white, 5'4, flat tits, cute face etc
>immediately notice how much bigger dick is than mine
>she calls my dick "cute" and says it's "just right"
>when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay
>with a dick in my mouth twice the size of mine, suddenly these accusations seem legitimate
>she stops and ask if I want to change positions
>I just lay there with a dick in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corners of my eyes
>break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay
>she spends the next 20 minutes comforting me and making me feel better
>come home having sucked a dick without even getting off
>I've never felt like such a beta faggot in my entire life

i don't have a problem admitting to want to do gay stuff, i'm just not attracted to men overall and thus it wouldn't make sense to be labled gay or bi.

It is not gay to be attracted to feminine looks

>are they male?
If you answer yes, it's gay. You might not be attracted to masculine guys, but you're still craving another man

This is it, familia. I'm losing my virginity this Saturday. How do I jam it in? THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>not saving your mana
I want failed normies to fuck off

Shove it in the ass with no warning or lube

FAILED
NORMIE

How am I a normie you idiots

*failed normie
key term
you wish you were a normie but arent

Don't you also sometimes wish you weren't a suicidal NEET virgin with no friends?

>suicidal
havent been in months
and being a neet is great, I can do whatever I want whenever I want
>irl social interaction
no thanks

>No money
>No friends
>No gf
>Parents are ashamed of you
>Literally can only play videogames or post on Sup Forums

Y-yeah haha... living the life!

That's sad....you should hang in gay bars. Clubs maybe. Alot of cute younger guys to liquor up and take advantage of. Their dum as hell and inexperienced.

>playing video games or post on Sup Forums
>implying I dont constantly download and read e books
>implying I couldnt go on khan academy, download a textbook, or watch any number of online lectures whenever I want
I dont need money
I dont want a gf
I dont want friends
Stay mad wagee

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>>implying I couldnt go on khan academy, download a textbook, or watch any number of online lectures whenever I want

You *could*, yes you do have the theoretic capabilities of it. But you don't because your lazy lifestyle has led for you to not pursue anything beyond instant gratification.

I could never live with a bf/gf....would feel to uncomfortable. I dream of living by myself.

>s-someone's actually enjoying life doing what they want while I'm stuck working mickydees!
>i-i'm contributing to society and am HAPPY
>I'M GONNA TELL SOMEONE THATS HAPPIER THAN ME HOW USELESS THEY ARE, FUCKING NEETS

>>s-someone's actually enjoying life doing what they want while I'm stuck working mickydees!

Believe it or not but there are jobs people actually enjoy AND get paid well to perform.

>>I'M GONNA TELL SOMEONE THATS HAPPIER THAN ME HOW USELESS THEY ARE, FUCKING NEETS

Because it's a destructive lifestyle that doesn't end well when you're 30+ years old.

Yeah it's fun and funny to be a NEET in your early 20's, and maybe even mid 30's. But what are you going to do when your parents die?

>and maybe even mid 30's

Opps I meant mid 20's

But really, have you considered what you will be doing when you're 30+ years old, parents are dead/incapable of supporting you, you have no job skills or experience let alone any social skills?

triggering wagees is great
keep paying taxes for my video games lad

Please respond to the question.

What are you going to do when your parents are dead?

Welfare in Canada isn't much btw, barely enough to survive, even people with legitimate physical disabilities or severe mental handicaps barely get anything.

im gonna live off the inheritance
mad?

Oh ok that's great!

That could've been me

I don't want fake affection so no I'm a big fan of sluts but I want them to suck my cock because they want me not because I paid them. It makes thinks hotter. I think at least. It's not like I have any experience with women at all lol.