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Fleshlight Launch
Joseph Wright
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Michael Cook
>unitasker
why?
Wyatt Garcia
boards.Sup Forums.org/jp/catalog#s=eternal%20onahole
Jayden Parker
>Connected to my smartphone
What if the CIA hacks it and jacks me to death?
Caleb Adams
>qt hacks into your fleshlight and gives u a nice remote whack
Ayden Lopez
male masturbators are wierd enough as it is without having some sort of mechanical arm moving it around.
John Lee
How about you fuck a real pussy ? It's easy to get and it's fuckin free. The fuck is wrong with you people ?
Asher Sanchez
It's far easier to just grab a robopussy that's within arms reach and be done with it, then continue whatever you were doing.
Juan Flores
> it's fuckin free
Not everyone can fuck their sister. Retard.
Ethan Morales
why would you lower your standards and fuck women?
obv fucking a real trap would be preferable, but they are pretty rare, so fapping to trap porn is okay.
Nathan Hernandez
>doesn't dispute the easy to get part
>does dispute the free part
sounds like you only know prostitutes
Leo Barnes
it is an insane amount of work to fuck something you are legitimately attracted to when compared to masturbating.
You have to be in decent shape, you have to know how to socialize, you have to know where to meet them(I see a woman I'm attracted to maybe a handful times a year in public), you then have to get lucky enough for them to be single, then they have to be attracted to you, then you need to schedule time to and meet up, then you need to fuck and hope you don't fuck up or she'll ruin you
Grayson Bennett
Easy choices, hard life.
Hard choices, easy life.
Gabriel Brooks
Isn't using such contraption a sin though? I don't wanna go to hell for this.
Nathan Evans
Put a sticker of your waifu on it and pretend you're trying to impregnate it.
Isaac Harris
>$200
hell yeah
Eli Price
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Jaxson Jenkins
have opposable thumb; buy fleshlight.
Daniel Reyes
>wanting to get anywhere near a pussy
kill yourself, retard.
Daniel Allen
I was fucking waiting for the thread of this, I knew it
I was joking with a mate last night about my new 'turbo lightning 6 core vag' and googled turbo flashlight, see if someone did some photoshop. Turned out they actually exist and fucking fleshlights are more advanced than I ever could have thought.
Is it finally time that Sup Forums became the board to talk about fleshlight technology
Levi Fisher
>real women
You guys crack me up.
Gavin Rodriguez
>tfw you will never have a qt gf who is into tech and not a sjw shitcoder
Leo Sanchez
...I'm having /ck/ flashbacks.
Brandon Carter
It's easier said then done.
Jace Russell
Cause boy butt is better
Brody Richardson
>digital-masturbator
Why would I want that cold robotic shit when I could be enjoying the warmth of analog tubes?