At a job interview

>at a job interview
Whiteboard walks in
Asks me to sum the primes to two million
>says to do it in MS DOS

global _start

section .text
_start:
; write(1, message, 13)
mov rax, 1
mov rdi, 1
mov rsi, message
mov rdx, 13
syscall

; exit(0)
mov eax, 60
xor rdi, rdi
syscall
message:
db "Hello, World", 10


2 ez

I don't even remember what a prime number is

A number evenly divisible by itself and 1 only.

1,3,5....basically the length of your penis after a cold shower, flaccid and erect.

>32bit
>ms-dos
>pick one

found the retard who never had to move to protected mode in asm just to use 32bits in DOS

what, you mean you don't remember the last time that prime numbers were ever relevant to some program you were working on? there's the door, then.

but user, the number 1 isnt a prime number

>about to do phase 1 of interviews that involves basic OOP questions and a coding question

I am so hosed it hurts.

>go into interview
>they ask me to sum the prime numbers to two million
>pull out a calculator

The fuck do they mean sum them, add them? Why don't those mental retards just say they want the prime numbers up to 2M, none of this summing up stuff.

Do they put 10 year career veterans through whiteboard interviews?

Joke's on them I have the result memorized

If one is prime, it will be the one.
How can't be one the one ?

There can only be one.

So one is the one. One is the only prime.

Field medal, please.

Need phone interview tips lads. Got my first one coming up tomorrow.

same

Interviewers like to hear about your political leanings to see how adroit you are at politics and social issues.

do you think this is a game

just bee urself

>phone interview
Don't do it

fapping to asian lesbian scat porn at full volume during the interview will help to calm your nerves

Are you a math professor?

You mean maths. Only retards call it math.

>"do you know TCP/IP?"
Wat do?

>"Yes of course"

>Can you please add that to your resume for me and resend

I know OF them

"Care to give us an example?"

"Sure. In windows, go to your network adapter and open the options. The whole stack is there and you can enable and disable it with a click".

I bought the Networking+ book by mike meyers for a networking calss, does that count for anything?

easy TCP is the replacement for PCP and ip is the ninja guy

job accepted user

Is the the exam prep one? I have that one too, it's pretty good. I haven't done any net+ stuff in so long I just realized I forgot almost all of it. I can recall the layers of the osi model and something about token ring topology and that's all I remmeber.

>Ok, so you know what it is, great. What is your skill level with TCP/IP? Have you used it much? How much experience using TCP/IP do you have?

I don't remember a fucking thing, something about the 4-layer and 7-layer models. And of course doing that fucking subnet masking after drilling it into myself.

Tcp/ip is a collection of protocols for computer networking. I use it everytime I use the internet, which means all the time, for years. These questions don't make much sense, do you know anything about tcp/ip?

My experience with TCP/IP is a semester of Computer Networks. Although I got an A in that class, I would need to use Google to refresh my knowledge for any future position. Sir.

>5
>prime
what is 2.5*2?

>1 in your short list of primes
>2 isnt

>do you know anything about tcp/ip?
No, I'm a stupid HR rep and the job posting needs experience in TCP/IP, but I didn't see it on your resume.

So you're a beginner? Have you ever used it on the job?

>Have you ever used it on the job?

This would be my first job, sir. I believe the position I applied for was entry-level.

Alright, add TCP/IP beginner and resend your resume. You're a likely candidate.

>syscall
>long mode
>MSDOS
wew.lad();

I use tcp/ip every day, and that adds up to a lot of experience, and lemme tell you, tcp/ip is a great protocol, there is none better. You guys made a smart choice using it.

>at interview for my first job in computer networking
>I literally get the job because one of the engineers came down to talk to me and I mentioned that it's a good idea to color code cables at patch panels

They actually got really happy and said "yeah, we definitely do that here" and I was in after that.

Shoulda mentioned how people who decided to use ipx/spx weren't successful, then you'd really be in

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>0 isn't either

that code's 64 bit even

That's because 0 isn't a prime number.

I seriously can't believe there are kids on here who don't know what a prime number is

0 is not a number, it is a placeholder.