Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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今までのスレ一覧
>desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese thread/
Real Katana
>realkatana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

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kuzunohonkai.com/
youtube.com/watch?v=Ro-_cbfdrYE
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Först för Sverige

Nice.

love woman pubis

tfw no japanese bf

5th for oyasumi

おつ for small saggy boobs on a young girl.

youre lucky i was distacted and didnt notice the thread got to 340 posts i was gonna make new thread if i had noticed

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its almost as nice as tao's

moar

japanesi thread always has the best OP pictures

I don’t have any more

Do you guys have any real Japanese friend?

Yes

No :(

jew thread desu

Define "real".

この画像を見てごらん

I used "real" as "actual".

そんなことより2次元の話しようぜ!

I haven't even talk to a japanese IRL one in my life.

いや3次元の話を

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this disgusts me

右の子は俺の嫁

That U4 part is good

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youtube.com/watch?v=jk1kX-Tdi1Y

All Japanese people are my friends I haven't got to know yet.

I'm your neighbour, まゆゆ

it's like she wants me to suck on her toes and i'd be more than happy to oblige desu

ハンマーと金づち

どっちがよく使われる?

百姬様ぁー
最近のエロフィギアの出来はなかなか
Both are mine
溺れるのは鉄鎚

A friend of my host family is also my friend
But I have no Japanese friends my age

Feels sad

I need 0.4 to pass this grade
fug

学生だった時の追憶のない人って生きる意味あるの?

thats all thanks to me

特にアジアじゃ無いかもな・・・
日中韓どこも忙しくて、社会人になると、マジで何の為の人生かわからなくなる・・・

工業ではハンマーだなぁ
大工さんとか一般の人だと金槌の方が使われるかも知れないけど、確かな事は分からない。

hey F-ag
rate sarkozy french language
Im learning french to speak with africans and my goal is to pronunce french same as him

youtube.com/watch?v=uXmidPjQaE8

トンカチの方が使うなぁ。

ちなみに
『とんかち』
と云うのもある
ハンマーは大きな鉄槌、玄翁は釘を打つことに特化した鉄槌
ちなみに『とんかち』は鉄槌のこと。
もちろん君は僕の友達
最近は何を読んでいる?
ないと思う
ただ、学生時代も楽しかったが
新婚時代が最も楽しかった

He speaks like a true politician

This is hilarious.

imgur.com/a/subs1

チャンコロとチョンコが奴隷労働と不当貿易やめりゃ良いんだよ

>最近は何を読んでいる?
漫画なら、やっとおやすみプンプンを日本語で読み終わった。英語版より感動しました。

「月に寄りそう」ってVNを読み始めた

you know what's hilarious? the 3rd world country tier tap water in the US

Is that a greater version of this?

I was honestly surprised to see Italy in the top 5 countries in the ranking for best tap water in the world.

I mean, you can drink it your whole life without problems, but it doesn't taste that great compared to the water you get from fountains or bottles.
Many here are convinced that since it has the funky taste is means it must be bad for you.

When I was a kid, tap water of my region tested like a rotten crayfish, but now it gets much better.
Thanks to developing of water treatment technology.

i haven't bought bottled water in like 10 years
dog bless germany

people do this for Kidney stones too, tap water is rich in calcium

I learnt at school that the Rhein river was famous of being polluted river. How is it recently?

it's not toxic anymore but it's heavily polluted with plastic particles now

後2週間学期が終わる

Don't you have to buy bottled water whenever you go to a restaurant?

I pretty much only drink Perrier, Im don't like very much the last and lack of bubble of tape water

could be worse

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minamata_disease
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomoko_Uemura_in_Her_Bath

>drinking water in a restaurant

The calcium we have in the tap water has nothing to do with kidney stones though
It does nothing for them, for better or worse
It's not the same thing

whats wrong with boiling water?
are you really that lazy?
It takes 1 minute
and for sure no bactera after the water had been boiled

I lived in florida - fort lauderdale -rich place with many yatchs and old people - for a year and even there I used to boil water

Bottled water isn't that cheap here in Japan.
I was surprised because you can buy 48 of bottled water at $8 or so.

There are toxic compounds in tap water that have high boiling point than water. You can't eliminate them by boiling.

yeah why is water so expensive?
pocari sweat fakes are cheaper than just water, get your shit 2gether japan

ところでBABYMETALって韓国でも知られているの?
autism
エロい?
クズの本懐がアニメ化される
kuzunohonkai.com/
どういう学期制なの

来年大学の最終だ。お仕事を探しなくちゃいけない。

>japs literally have mercury in their drinking water because jap companies pumped it for 30 years

fucking barbaric, fucking japs have no souls man, no care for their fellow man, it's like they're from a different planet.

BABYMETALにフェラされたい

>エロい?
ええ
まだHシーンに着いてないけど
日常系の部分のほうに興味がある

Any news from Tomita Mayu?

>talking about a problem that happened over a half of century ago.
okay...

she grew new eyeballs

Japanese are rotten, two faced assholes.

No idea... Maybe because ordinary people drink tap water, so there isn't enough size of bottled water market in Japan?

>tfw can't enjoy cute kemono loli art anymore because all japanese artists only draw either undertale or zootopia related stuff
How long will it take until this whole fad is over?

there is literally nothing wrong with zootopia

I don't know, but many of the good artists are still drawing their usual stuff, so it's not a tragedy

Oh hey, that's pretty much Quebec in a nutshell.

Japs are so beta that a dude can stab a chick 20 times in a live venue full of other people

Japan isn't a safe country

Which degree of Kemono loli do you prefer?

為替介入やダンピングや電力の赤字販売やら若年解雇とかも事実として報道されてるんだが(中国はそれすらベールの向こうだが)
船でチョチョイの距離にそんな国が二つもあったら
当然労働条件の値引き合戦が発生するわ

>rotten
No. Japanese like to take bath.
And this is a standard toilet. Ass is clean also.

日本は軟水なのでカルシウムは少ない
一応、上水道の基準では3mg/100g
Suの歯をみると、その気は失せるぞ
そうなんだ
恋チョコのようにアニメ化されないかな

小学生までは友達もあって楽しかった ちょっと変だったけど−adhdのこと でも鬱病と被害妄想は無かった

中学生の時悪い所に引っ越して悪い学校で2年間虐められた 結局登校拒否

高等学校はいい市で良かったけど自分の鬱病が深化して結局登校拒否 学校の雰囲気は良かったけどすでに俺は友達の作り方をなくしたということに気づいた

ヨウツベで学校の動画ー時をかける少女とか
見ると幸せになりながらも悲しくなる

いつの間にか空ろな人になった事に気づく

ネットカフェで友達と一緒に騒々しく遊んでる奴ら見ると心の中の泥に悲しみの泡が浮かんで弾けて悲しみが広がるよう 顔はもう泣いていないけど心が泣いているよう

いくら変な奴がいても虐めてはいけません!
暗い存在になってします

the 80s of Japan was the best Japan.

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ないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないない
ないないないないないないないないないないない

我がザーメンでSuの歯を磨きたい

>mfw there's no washlet in my apartment.

悲しすぎる。
どうやって日々生活しているの?収入源は?

ないないないない

mfw I almost died because of this the other day

賃貸でも簡単につけられるよ。まじで買ったほうがいい。クオリティーオブライフが急上昇する。うんこするのが楽しくなるレベル。

Just wait for it, Japan's gonna do it again, it's going to be the greatest again.

うるせえ!
なんだなんだよ畜生羨ましい!!!!

お前だけじゃない。俺も人生終わってる。過去なんか全部忘れようぜ

No More Bullying
youtube.com/watch?v=Ro-_cbfdrYE
tonight, so many metalheads will attack you

うんこはコンビニかデパートで