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Had enough edition

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me

What average user from /brit can tell me about parliament, because what I can see in this video looks very glibly and notable.
How do parliament works?
The are just two different parties who argue with each other?
How I can notice ordinary folks can ask a prime minister too, who can join to this debate?
Why peoples stand up after someone stops his speech?
What will happen if the ruling party lose those debate?
Is this some sort of tradition to say "yeah" if you agree with the speaker?

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bit cheeky

ALL TURKS CAN FUCK OFF FROM THIS THREAD

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you should've been aborted, you fucking abomination

They say aye like a pirate.

hiding behind my door

>ALL TURKS CAN FUCK OFF FROM THIS THREAD

House of banter.

Opposing parties and all people elected, representing their constituents go there and shill for goodies to be given to the area they represent.

Desperate for attention desu

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*reads The Prince*
*bends you to my will*

EARLY YOU STUPID CUNT

OOOOR ORRR ORRR HODOR HODOR!!!

first for the sun never setting in the british empire

I don't care about Poleaboo, don't care that he's a paki and don't care that he dresses like a frumpy 50s housewife.

Squealing cunts like you are far more annoying than he ever is

do NOT steal my gimmick ever again

quite interesting watching the waves of people coming to /brit/ and discovering the Louie vocaroo for the first time

*Puts my tinfoil hat on*
*Calls my reptilian guardians for assistance*

Once I find foundation in the right tone, I'll be ready to go out with one of you nice boys

Any thoughts on what film we'll watch?

RARE
A
R
E

Haha sorry that was me xx

ah yes, very tolerant

>new balance are the Neo Nazi trainer of choice

>also used by the Israeli army

Sup Forums BTFO

dad's threatening to take away my sweet food and drinks again

>The are just two different parties who argue with each other?
there's a government side and an opposition side, there are several parties in Opposition currently. The leader of the largest Opposition party is the Leader of the Opposition
>How I can notice ordinary folks can ask a prime minister too, who can join to this debate?
This is just a gimmick the current Opposition leader does to seem more in touch
>Why peoples stand up after someone stops his speech?
so they can speak next, if the Speaker of the House lets them
>What will happen if the ruling party lose those debate?
they can whip their own party members to vote and if they follow the whip the law will go through, but sometimes government members will rebel and a Law will fail.
>Is this some sort of tradition to say "yeah" if you agree with the speaker?
you aren't allowed to clap, so that's what they do instead

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>W-We are going to l-leave now guise.
>L-Look at me i-i had enuf
>F-Fuck Da EU guise.
>G-Guise p-pls im important
>G-Give me attention RRRREEEEE
>Allah save the Queen
This is pretty much what I think about you and Brexit atp

lads, would I make a qt trap?

A maxim stolen from the Spanish.

Do you want to go out with me sometime?

I'm sure we'll attract plenty of attention

What do you think Loiue is doing right now?

>want to get US made pocket knife
>it's $20 on their website
>email them about international shipping
>they say they no longer ship internationally, but a French company does
>go to French site
>it's £50 with delivery

Anyone remember this absolute belter of a meme

What a hideous advert

You never cease to impress me

its just the lighting, dont worry

playing computers games in his pajamas
what a life!

Your shoulders are too broad to pretend to be a girl.

posting frogs on /r9k/

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Having some soft boiled eggs

>Any thoughts on what film we'll watch?

I was thinking we could watch "The Resolve of the Brave 2". It's mostly about the fighting in al-Anbar, which means that ar-Ramadi and al-Fallujah are all featured.
It includes lots of Istishhadi attacks as well, and the nasheeds are excellent.

My personal favourite part is in pic related, when Abu 'Uthman and the media knight Battar al-Ansar storm the house before performing Istishhadi attacks.

I'd rate the film an 8/10

That's kind of you to offer but I think I'd rather drink my own melted shit, thanks Amer.

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Reminder to not talk to Poleaboo

>he's a paki
>on Sup Forums
>on /brit/
>he does it for (You)s
>he takes his "gimmick" very seriously

RARE AS FUCK
A
R
E

>operation black vote

*overwhelmingly votes remain and labour in turn subverting the native population*

>W-were gonna pay denpts
>w-wait need mo shekels fo dem pograms and ooze
>Swar on mi mum ladm8 gonna pay u back just set me another 50 bill euro m8 pl-pls
>B-but I pay u bak next week, our wimmin are whoring themselves out for the price of a sandwich pls set us another 40 billion euros!
>GIB MUNY OR WE LET THROUGH BILLIONS OF OUR OWN POOSKINS! GIB MUNNY NOW!!
>LOL GIB BACK MARBLES AS WELL LOLOLOL!
That's Greece.

Is Poleaboo a Muslim?

i can't stand being black

so i'm going to slit my wrists

poleaboo dresses exactly how a guy with no experience with women thinks women dress

Me on the right

ok good
im the official swedish poster of brit btw

Take a load of aspirin and slice vertically down the Ulnar and Radial arteries.

Don't do it Jamal, think of all the Swedish girls you could have.

k

>Housemate says he's moving his internet gf in with him
>2 weeks later he posts on facebook "Well that's that relationship ended".
>She's still here

??????

slice really thin so it dissipaters in the olive oil

Yes, I most certainly am

Preferred pakipoo before the tranny gimmick. Would have even met up with him if acted like a normal lad.

absolutely no fucking idea what this ad is trying to imply lads

>whoring for a price of a sandwich
>

im the official russian poster of brit

That's not completely true

or at least I'm not on the extreme where I dress like a whore

Liar

back from work lads

listening to this vocaroo

2d fags out Tbh

>brother got ill and it turned out to be a chest infection
>mum recently got ill with a chest infection
>think my sister is on the early stages of it
>I got to Beijing in just over two weeks

I better not get fucking ill

Swedes out.

It means if you vote leave you're voting for evil racist WHITE MALE bigots while voting to remain is a vote for sweet old grannies who bake you curry pie

normans vacate the premises

mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/greek-women-forced-prostitution-the-6921080

Watching wheeler dealers

Top show

>tfw you get play of the game with Bastion

you just throw together items of clothing and hope they work but they mostly dont

>walk past my old primary school
>filled to the brim with pakis
not looking forward to the 2021 NI census lads

If your lungs aren't fucked up now, they will be by the time you leave Beijing.
Its like trying to breathe soup over there.

>anti-meanie
always in self-defense huh

for gods sake stop posting these
I feel sick

you do not look like a girl whatsoever m8

A-Are you lads actually going to leave?

>mostly don't

A big greasy paki doesn't work with any women's clothing.

No

Please leave the EU Britain, I fucking hate the EU. If you guys leave the EU it will fuck it up and we might stop be such EU cucks since secretly we just copy you.

Don't puss out like Scotland.

Always.

OH WE WERE COMING AROUND
YOU THREW ME BACK DOWN
YOU HAD MY TRUST IN YOUR HANDS
YOU GAVE IT UP AGAIN
WE WERE COMING AROUND
SO FAR FROM DEALING
WITH ALL THESE LITTLE GAMES

you guys just don't know how awful it is to be black

to know that there are gorillas with higher iq than you, to know that you will never be able to survive without handouts

i hate being a negro, even gorillas have more humanity than me

Looked at my sisters class photo and the majority of children are pakis

This is the new Britain

Votes gonna get Austria'd.

Had a dream last night that me mam was a victim of serious online trolling and it made her really sad. Going to rethink my shitposting in future :S

anton, tagga ner lite nu va

Business idea: Draw your name in a characteristic style to signal consent.

We'll leave, just for EU XP

I guess you could say


Louie held the door

>throw together items of clothing
They're literally just a dress + tights
Hardly a mish mash of random styles

Looking forward to the 2021 NI census lads

>see cousins class photo
>everyone in it is white

clearly a man who doesnt know what to do with his hands

you look awkward in every single shot
its cringeinducing