Wake up

>wake up
>Europe is now this
what do?

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celebrate ofc

Kill all protestants and Brits.

nothing of value is lost in my country

this is pre ww1 right?

rape potato boy over here

Shut up cunt.

revolt

REEEEEEEEEEjoice

Again a retarded map made by a fucking canadian

Move to Northern Sweden

I'm fine with this

Gather armies to march on to Macaristan ofc

>me name's paddy n oim a feckin potato farmin tool, so i am
>what's dat dere den? no potates?
>oh no, deary me, me kids are all gonna doi so they are, so they are
>me kids are all dead, so they are, but at least oi have me land, so i do
>who's that comin from over yonder dere? tis your man in the red coat, whatever could it be?
>dead

go raid some eurocuck lands in the name of the sultan

seems to be 1650s

lame, least give us Karelia back

kill myself, portuguese are very poor and we can't leech from them

>be british
>wake up
>stretched my arms too violently
>bobbys saw it on CCTV
>grab kitchen knife and chase them off
>get tired
>walk in shop to hide
>tried to walk away
>a Paki man grabs me by the arm
>This is a Sharia controlled zone
>rapes me in the ass while I pray to Allah
>walk away
>David Cameron kicks me in the balls
>SO WHADDYA THINK OF THE EU YA WANKA
>t-think it's okay, has t-too much control over pur politics
>Spend a year in a correctional facility for domestic terrorism
>walk home
>demi-queer woman gets raped by Muslim man
>check privilege book
>don't pay attention
>Pray to Allah 3 more times
>drink a cuppa tea
>walk inside and see the TV was stolen, didn't pay licence
>drink a cuppa tea
>take a bath
>make fun of some Irish guy
>cry myself to sleep

kek

Needs something about the French

That's a nice axe.

>Make fun of some French guy by way of THE SUN NEVER SETS bollocks and imply they have no culture
>cry self to sleep