If your country doesn't occupy at least 41% of an EU country, it's pretty much a non-country

if your country doesn't occupy at least 41% of an EU country, it's pretty much a non-country.

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Shoot, we're only occupying about 5-10% of Austria :(

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Do you think turkish cypriots kick themselves for becoming part of turkey?

But at least 15% of Slovenia YOU TANNED MANLEEEEETS REEEEEE

>it's another "slovenian butthurt at Italy" episode

>mfw triest is 15% of slovenia

also, trieste would've become part of Cro not some pansie ass sljovenjija

>be Slovene
>be tall, pale, brown-haired, blue, green or grey eyed....basically God's gift to women
>get the best pick-up spot in the country stolen by people who are barely 1.60m tall and whom you can't even see on an unlit street on a moonless night

Surely you understand my grief now.

Poland has a pretty big chunk of us

you are saying it as if they had a choice lol

I know that there was a Serbian merchant community in Trst during Austria-Hungary, but there was like 30 of you guys, jeez. You people are like Germans, everywhere you settle you suddenly start founding political unions for annexation to the fatherland and shit.

that's not ocupation, that's taking what's rightfully ours. Also all those oppressed sorbians under germanic rule are still waiting to be liberated.

>slovenian banter

>LAS TRIESTES SON ARGENTINAS
pic related: you

REEEEEEE

imagine waking up on the poor underdeveloped part of the island and going "damn you god, damn you up the ass, why was I born a turk, why god, why?" .
so close but yet so far from being European, civilized, and rich. I bet they might feel a bit of regret.

>also that high result for PO or PiS.
I vomit every time

>Turks still occupy capital city of Orthodox Christianity
>Gre*ks and Rus still maintain that Catholics were wrong in 1054

Memes aside, Sorben are treated pretty well here. We even let them speak their meme language.

>cigan

You get points for effort. Reminds me of the time when I was a young shitposter and learned 'Romanul suntul tiganul' all by myself to get more replies.

:D

I hope so, Hans. I hope so
You're Turkey after all
>yet

Damn, I wanted to write
You're not Turkey after all

but the truth surfaced anyway

>Half the population of Germany
>Same amount of land

Based Poland

kek north cyprus is not an island fuckboy, its a large aircraft carrier we use to bully the greeks

We occupy large parts of Estonia and Latvia with Russian diaspora.

stop russification of europe

a pity we're only halfway to achieve germany's level of developement. We're not going to be equal partners for the whole next century

never

I fail to see how that makes the life of turkish cypriots any better.

>quality of life of a cypriot
is of no consequence, they would have no lives if we had not intervened anyways
cyprus is just a modern reminder for the greeks, talk shit get hit

> would have no lives if we had not intervened anyways
and how is that a bad thing? do you enjoy being a Turk?

also I like the flags on the mountain, it's a statement, no matter how poor, underdeveloped, muslim can we be, we can still come here, and put our jihad star on your civilized land, and turn it into shit overnight. You're one of the best villains I've seen in human history, the ultimate terrorist bad guy.

stop fighting

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> and put our jihad star on your civilized land
turkish flag derives from the old symbol of constantinople fuccboi :D
its not our fault all the other islamics adopted it

well either way, the jihad star is a great flag for every wannabe terrorist. kudos

I mean think about it, what's more terrorizing than taking the symbol of one of the best cities in the world where white christians used to live, and having it as your flag, after you slaughter them and turn it into a muslim ghetto in the name of Allah. that's pretty badass, jihad star all the way.

Which territories do you want to most to get back if you had to choose?

you scumbag

>one of the best cities in the world where white christians used to live
top kek, by the time ottomans sieged constantinople the population was 50k, people were shitting on the streets and the old buildings built by the romans were in disrepair
they made istanbul great again :D

well yeah, that's what I just said. Islam won, good job.