How to torrent properly

So I am interested in how people torrent and what methods they use to avoid getting caught by content creators who are looking to sue them for illegally downloading their shit.

Is using Tor safe? What about VPN's? Eli the computer guy from youtube has 2 specific videos warning about these services.

youtube.com/watch?v=IvaBc0Q49Ys

youtube.com/watch?v=vDbPjgXstHg

So lets say taking this advice into consideration you decide to use an alternative browser and private VPN service you feel comfortable with.

And lets say your smart enough to not use your own computer because its impossible to spoof MAC adresses so you go to walmart and buy a cheap laptop paid for in cash that runs windows (apple to expensive, chromebooks are owned by google and are shit).

You take your new cheap ass windows laptop install a secure os like linux. You go to starbucks because it would obviously be retarded to do if from your own network. And because fast food places like Carls Jr are shit and only Starbucks pays for halfway decent speeds because wifi is the ONLY reason people go there.

You buy a new flash drive for use on that computer only and illegally download all your torrents onto it.

Say you are even so paranoid you wear a disguise at the starbucks and remember not to park your car there in the parking lot. You actually walked miles to the starbucks from another parking lot and chose a location 50 miles from your house.

You go so far as doing it all from behind the dumpster for the business. You took an online class for lockpicking and were able to crack that master lock in 54 seconds flat. You even remembered to use nose plugs to protect your nostrills from the smell of piss.

Is this strategy good enough? Or could they still fucking catch you? Are you screwed into paying for music, movies and porno no matter what?

literally nothing happens. uploading/downlaoding torrents for 10 years no vpn and normal browser

>vps with openvpn for personal vpn with generally better speeds, and dedicated ip
>/ptg/
>debian machine for torrenting
>veracrypt on disks
>keepass to store randomly generated 20-character passwords used for logins


but really no one gives a shit, the kikes get mad but the only thing they'll do is scream about there 6 gorillion dollars in lost sales

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Depends on what you're downloading. I used to DL a shit ton of HD porn titles and never had a problem. Movies all you need is a VPN that allows torrenting. No need to go full Snowden.

Is that suppose to be attractive? Looks like the niggers of asian.

gross

i use rtorrent
it works pretty good

I'd ban you for using public hotspots.

I just use my comfy regular internet
>impossible to spoof MAC adresses
It's possible

Sometimes you see sex as a job

Then where is he supposed to go ?

Her name is Asa Akira the most beautiful women in history of porn

>woman

that butthole though.

This is fucking Sup Forums not English 101

This.

Not living in a third world police state with no freedom also helps.

95% nothing will happen
buy a $5 a year VPN service 100% chance nothing will happen

I2p is the best way to torrent.

>third world police state
ironically the only arrests from torrenting came from the developed world

third world police are busy killing people in the slums

Nice meme

This

She's too sweet not enough sexy

About as secure as tor

I just use peerflix

>Torrent + Seed non stop for a decade
>no VPN
>bare ip
>hundreds of blockbuster movies
>hundreds of AAA games
>countless albums
>nothing
>finally get a copyright letter last year
>it's for this

I wouldn't be worried OP.

Nonsense, i2p is objectively more secure.