This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
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今までのスレ一覧
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>realkatana.com
How to Learn Japanese
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100 most common Japanese words
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She reminds me of the mask in Mario.
Spending money to shitpost seems like a waste. What's the equivalent of Sup Forums on japanese 掲示板?
おっぱいはどこ〜?
here because i like posting this picture best but the ninhojins are getting bored of it
You can't into Japanese, and we can't into English, so we don't have it.
just stop posting her all together
>everyone in this thread is getting bored of it
ftfy
it's interesting to think that such a big country like japan keep itself isolated
also im going to sleep now, so good night everyone
fine next time i make a thread i will post rila fukushima
well shes japanese so shes related to the thread
おつ
have a sweet dream.
乙
Ohayo konoyaro
I've been waiting for plenty of cute futa British girls to break into my house and gangrape my naughty boy pussy until it starts hemorrhaging and turning into the most sanguine rose in the world.
I get a place to deposit my eggs in. my body is ready.
いらっしゃいませ若様
pick one to fuck carelessly
I'd fuck the 2nd girl from the right right in the shitter if you catch my drift
いい加減漢字以外の字使えや。
Hell no
痔 is fucking annoying and you shouldn't say such thing
「海に投げ入れた時点では生存していたので死体遺棄罪は成立しない」と無罪を主張した米国人に実刑判決
www3.nhk.or.jp
死体遺棄として立件されたのに、無罪を主張するために実は殺人だったと自供したグモ容疑者
米国人はやっぱりバカw
Ohayo gozaimasu, nihonjin.
I hope you ganbatte your best today.
second from the left
chile
How is your school going?
>ganbatte your best
>your best
isn't this redundant
who cares mister nihongo pro
It's okay
He always cheer me up
ching chong nip dong
ウンコたべちゃったー
誰のウンコ?
>do realkana
>always get about 90% right but mess up here and there because some look so similiar, especially わ, れ and ね, and め and ぬ, and さ and き
愛って何?
美しゅうございます is truly correct phrase, but 美しいです is common.
In early showa era, the former is standard language, but that expression is hard for common people, and they used the latter by mistake.
The government confirmed the way of expression later.
Originally, "ます" is used for 用言(verbs and adjectives as Japanese grammer words) and "です" is used for 体言(nouns).
Therefore the latter is uncomfortable slightly, but it is correct.
Tiring.
I do not like waking up early for school.
黒かったから黒人のウンコだと思う
キリスト教徒には理解できないこと
何だこりゃ
固そう
Fuck yes school in about 7 hours
shit up all night> go to school> sleep at school > comfortable waking
i finished ひらがな a while ago, but i'm now doing カタカナ and for some reason my brain wants to die
too bad
congrats you are basically fluent
tfw
what about that meme of 2000 kanji
Stay up all night > go to school > dont sleep at school > tired for ever
Feelsgoodman
katakana are a bitch, but the problem with them is that they often convey crippled english so it's normal that reading them feels crappy because you never get a real flow like with hiragana
>what about that meme of 2000 kanji
that meme is real and you are fucked
You will probably have more trouble with grammar than with kanji
I awoke to Chinese media outlet posting this on my Facebook timeline
I wish we were still living in the 70s when full employment was the norm
赤い靴 履いてた 女の子 異人さんに 連れられて 行っちゃった
電車こねーな
was the guy white?
Think of the case of honorific language, that is understandable.
In the case of honorific language, ambiguous expressions are not admitted.
And the sentence that is omitted implicit should change into complete expressions.
"美しく存じます/美しゅう存じます" is correct, but many people feels uncomfortable a little probably.
In consequence, that will probably be changed into other expression for example "美しい印象を頂きました" and so on.
Though, the more that changes into correct Japanese language, the more unnatural.
In conclusion, It follows that an impolite expression is natural.
This is a problem of Japanese language today.
And, in other words, honorific language is not grammar but the way of expressions.
一番好きな色は何か。
僕のは青いだ。
pretty sad, the mother is a dumb cunt though
私は緑が好き
純日本風が読めるか。
敬語の言い回しは純日本風にちょっとみたいだそうだ
着類とか背景とか物件などは色について大事な物だから, 一番好きな色って事は子供らしくないじゃない
日本語能力試験を取ったことがありますか。
いいえ, いつかそうするつもりだけど
夏に何を食べます
Is somen plain? Do talk usually eat it sweet ?
またことがないけど、今来年の3級試験の準備しておきます。
I already told mom , I never asked to be born, Im ready to kill myself anytime
seems she doesnt want that
I can be pretty sucessfull I have enough knowledge to compete against any importer on the market, the problem I dont want to hated, people here envy a lot sucessful persons
also I dont fear , I can walk with 10 000 usd of the day sales on my pocket around street criminals , Im ready to fight I dont care if they are 8 or 10 drugged as fuck
this increases the chances of me being killed by 10000%
so I prefer to stay calm at office shitposting
2 options
-work hard and be killed
-do nothiing and stay alive
J-CAT
結果は中級だった
does anyone else here have the problem that they can't understand japanese songs
often I have a hard time to make out the words because I lack the general context and when they start stretching syllables I'm completely fucked anyway
If I know the words I can follow the conversations in anime, j-drama etc. just fine, but fucking pop songs man....
i can't even follow conversations cause i don't know vocabulary or grammar
i'm trying to learn but fuark
is tae kim actually good for grammar
Foreigners in Japan are big problem these days. They should be lined up and shot.
But the only foreigners that really cause trouble are niggers, sand niggers, and Peru.
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>is tae kim actually good for grammar
sorry mate, no idea
high
Asians are more problem than black people.
tae kim is a handbook.
get genki in pdf, get something to write on pdf and do all the exercices cover to cover. its basically the best textbook for beginner.
will a japanese girl fall in love with me when I play this song for her?
high
Stop dreaming girls will like narcissistic guys. You'd better study Japanese.
What about us whities. We come for the anime and women. You don't mind us right? At least the skin color of our children with be light!!
毎日頑張ります!!
You're welcome unless you're ******* white *******
日本語スレに来る日本人って、昔クラスに必ずいた大人しく授業も真面目に受けてるのに成績が芳しくないタイプ多そう
I think that many of the lyrics of Japanese songs can read on the web if you can read Japanese.
utamap.com
or google by 「”曲名” 歌詞」.
と、苛められてるのに「○○君の冗談はキツイなぁw」とか言ってた子が
I don't know about Japanese, but i often have that problem with songs in general. Sometimes German songs, and most of the time English songs.
What if i wear sunglasses? I'm white and i have dark hair, so if i wear sun glasses you can't tell if i'm asian or white! Check mate nippon
>授業も真面目に受けてるのに
頭の中ではくだらない事を考えてたからねw
でも問題も起こさないから、教師にとっては(都合の)良い子だったと思うよ。
>and Peru
このチンポ泥棒
im watching a jav right now and anri okita pronounces "です" like "でしゅ"
am i retarded or is this some kind of girly speech
>チンポ
これですか?
童謡「赤い靴」の女の子は異人さんにつれられてアメリカへは行ってなかったー赤い靴の真実
jack8.at.webry.info
Feel through your mind, the difference is not the problem.
でしゅ sounds very childish like lisping children.
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with dem tits I wouldn't care if she talked like a pokemon
山下公園に像があるから、てっきりそこから
外国に行ったものだと思っていたよ
could be. she was talking to a beta boy
word. i want her to be my mommy
そうは思わないけどな
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