Why do you still unironically do this when the NSA and CIA have already seen your mugs hundreds of times already?

Why do you still unironically do this when the NSA and CIA have already seen your mugs hundreds of times already?

What're your bullshit excuse/s, tinfoils?

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Assuming I never use it, why should I not do it?

they don't realize that nsa firmware makes your webcam able to capture thermal images as well

>NSA and CIA have already seen your mugs hundreds of times already
Yeah but not with nipple clamps on.

>implying i have a webcam

creepy classmates or acquaintances

>implying the hole in the bezel for the mic isn't also housing a webcam with a fisheye lens

this

I only have microphone

the best shot at what they heard is me quietely mastubarting

Like if they gave you a rat?

>they not only want to see this bepis

I don't care so much about the NSA or CIA so much. I care about the bored teenagers.

t. former bored teenager

don't really care about nsa/cia as much as just some faggot finding a reason to fuck with me or ruin my life. i don't dl cp though, so that's probably why.

teach me

I disconnected it from the motherboard. Same with the microphone and speakers.

>the NSA and CIA have already seen your mugs hundreds of times already
And why should they be allowed to monitor me in my own home?

Inverting the colors doesn't make it a thermal camera, dipshit.

What is it connected to? Surely not the motherboard as the microphone is disconnected from that too. Checkm8.

Audible kek.

1984, things that aren't instruction manuals, etc.

wow you've convinced me. Might as well give potentially anyone a camera into your home.

You know the government aren't the only people that can take control of a webcam right? Viruses can do it too. And also fuck you stooge.

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this things have microphone and camera hardware killswitches

My camera has a hardware light.
>b-but they can just disable the hardware light
If anyone has enough control of your computer to do that, you have bigger issues than them seeing your face.

>mfw i know the nsa is watching me in thermal vision

Hahaha you're mad that everybody is doing this now.

The CIA niggers are mad boys and girls.

I assure you user, I've seen dongers before. Why do you unironically still wear pants?

>people do this
>while having tons of pictures uploaded to facebook
>while running a botnet OS on a botnet CPU

Because I don't want the NSA to see me masturbating

>not realizing that the CIA niggers only want to see hot grills anyway

how do you prevent this happening in your phone? there is no escape.

I only plug in my webcam when I stream on Twitch

RAT

>NSA and CIA
They're not the only ones trying to get a shot of my microdick when I fap ohpee.
Checkmate.

Just because I know the CIA knows what I look like doesn't mean I'm okay with the CIA seeing me jacking off.

I don't need to do that because I have an xps 15, and the camera is in such a retarded location the CIA can only see my nose.

No sense in blocking camera as they can detect your face off the pixels on smart TV/monitors.
Stay with CRT it isn't a meme.

But with CRT they could derive a slightly distorted image of you through reflected photons by driving the CRT in reverse. I had a small program back in the 90s that demonstrated this but I can't seem to find it now.

> He's seen me walking through the streets
> he's seen photos of me in public
> he's seen photos of me that I deliberately posted to social media

> there's no problem, I guess, with him seeing me in the privacy of my own home, masturbating

Can you fucking kill yourself?

why does it have to be masturbating?

>why does it have to be masturbating?
Oh, yes!

Because I know that's most of what you do at your computer. How do I know? You don't put tape over your webcam.

>have already seen your mugs
Doesn't mean they've already seen our jugs, rugs or buttplugs.

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I don't even have a Webcam setup

Faggot

I plug my webcam in when I want to jack off so they have to watch me. With a bit of luck, I'll convert them to be faggots.

In the past I suspected (((they))) were shilling with the anti-Linux threads, the anti-Thinkpad threads, and the anti-taping threads, but shit I think it's confirmed now.

Why don't you just broadcast yourself on Chaturbate ?

8.53/9 humour

Not letting Onii-chan check up on you every now and then to make sure you are safe?

What is wrong with that?

A good Onii-chan always dotes on their otouto and imouto.

Unless, are you trying to hide something from Onii-chan?

>NSA and CIA
Retard spotted. If NSA or CIA decides to go after you, you're fucked anyway. It's not them you should worry about, it's everyone else.

>people only stream games
k

>tfw they can, but I can't thermal image on my own cam

>dropped my S5 once
>Front camera stops working
>claims there's a "connection error" whenever i try to use it
Guess I got lucky.

Oh man that's from the episode when Beckett died isn't it? So many feels.

I did this on my laptop, because of paranoia and I'm not using it anyway.
I didn't tape my mic though, because I don't speak with myself like a retard.

I don't, whenever I want to fap, I have a mirror pointing at my webcam displaying the videogame SFM porn that I'm watching then I ejaculate into the webcam

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