Tell me what you know about: Indonesia

Tell me what you know about: Indonesia

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Ask all the Indonesians that swam to your prison.

islands

the reason why we need to spend so much on the military, and the reason why we had to get involved in east timor, the reason why there are people smugglers, the reason why we have to keep people on manus island, etc etc

their only national accomplishment is genociding a tiny unarmed defenseless neighboring country

Suharto killed gommies and CIA gave kill lists to their intelligence. Chinese there are discriminated against. Acea is a very durka province.

poo

but at the same time a lot of chinese Indonesians are really nice

>Always forget how many people live there, surprised every time I look it up
>Genetically fucked up, huge mix of poo in loos and southeast Asians
>They all fell for the Muslim meme hard.
>Shitload of islands with random cities on them, seems like it shouldn't all be the same country.
>Despite having 255 million people they have accomplished nothing of note in all of history
>Suck at sports despite massive population
>Poor as shit
I rate this country a 2/10. Would not bang.

They killed two BROzillians for nothing

They chose China.

It's gook muslims

i will choose china everyday everynight over nip 2bh

This is a good summary tbdesu

im pretty sure you are mistaken indonesia with german, we've never done that and we are good country especially to our neighbour

they're nice until they kidnap you and sell you to a saudi arabian prince

pretty accurate tbqh

Mi goreng

Likes stealing flags

They are a mixture of Negritos, Austronesian, Papuan, Chinese, South Asian and Dutch people.

A Muslim nation with a rich Hindu, Buddhist, Animist and Christian history.

Former trading power and nautical people.

Part of the MINT nations that will become secondary powers

Mexico
Indonesia
Nigeria
Turkey

saved

fuck off blake

This desu famalamus

Spice islands.
Oil.
Dutch colony.
Java land.
That guy from Civ 5 DLC.
300-350 million population, I don't remember, but 3rd biggest in population.
Oil.
Very big potential for development.
Muslim nation.
Independence thanks to WW2 Japan literally raping ABCD powers colonies in the Asia Pacific.
There was some nasty shit that went down in East Timor and it got independence because they are Portuguese and also the Australian blue helmets helped.
Sumatra and Borneo are the name of the islands I remember.
It's basically an underdeveloped country with a lot of jungle and trees but it has some growing industry and very high potential to turn into an economic powerhouse should you employ all those Asians in productive sectors and such.
They don't like China because of the SCS dispute and if I recall it correctly they have precisely 40 frigates and a competent although small marine core.

they make strayans buttblasted it's fine by me.

t. Koksal Baba

Indonesia:
>Sukarno
>Did not Maphilindo
>Basically the Phillipines but:
>bigger, darker skin people
>more islam
>looks like its own mini universe?
>only country to sorround a chunk of sea
>cool shape
>spices
>spices
>spices

OP, have any photos?

also upside down poland flag

Indnesia order their new train line to China. The blueprint is planning by JAPAN with no money.
China can't make the train line.
Indnesia lost many many things --- not only money.
China can make their base.
Who helps you?

f-for hugs and love?

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>only country to sorround a chunk of sea

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seto_Inland_Sea

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Gamelan is very nice. Kinda hard to find too.

t. lim hartono

this
good quality gamelans are scarce

at least they have komodo dragon

They are siding with the wrong cuntry

wew lad

t. chink

One of the Indonesian Islands is home to the world's largest matriarchy

islandniggers

I sometimes forget they're real. I mean to think there's an island nation right above us with 255+ million people just there is baffling

Lots of Muslims
Colonised by the Dutch and the Japanese
High population, 250 mil I think
Annexed Timor and massacred its population in the 70's
Conflict between the Christian minority and the Muslims

>both Indonesia and Nigeria will surpass the US in population within your lifetime
Are we ready for two new world powers, one of them being an African one?

Pretty sure half of them live on Java(not the largest island)

Damn, that's a lot of Road Ninjas

Muslims therefore bad.
The more Muslim they become they worse they will be.
Since they are far away from the Arabs they didn't use to be as radical but nowadays they are easily influenced over the internet by Arab preachers and Salafists are appearing there as well.
Solution is to nuke Java.

Gamelan and kecak

A gook horde that Australia and NZ will inevitably have to annihilate back to jungle ooga booga tier

>see this post
>see it has 4 (You)s
>instantly assume Yuros stuck it in an America spurdo comic
>everyone agrees?!

Oh t-t-thank God

Indonesia it is part of China, right?

ofc no, wtf

Every asian coutry (exept Japan ofc) is China. Say tnx to my geography teacher :3

let me geuss your teacher, i bet he is chink

147 cm average height in women, literal midgets

Nope. He is an idiot

It might be soon. It's only before China becomes the next superpower. When that happens, they'll definitely start colonizing countries.

Indonesia seems like a terrible mistake.

Just like Finland

Yes, but we're small and safely contained in the far north.

Lazy chink with cleaner air?

we are not chink my japenese friend

noodlejews

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