/CUM/ Thread

/CUM/ Thread

/Trying to please dad edition/

old thread;

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Southeast out da mothpiece

second for pure homosex

I said PLEASE Mr. Boss Man I need this job more than you know
But he gave me my last paycheck and he sent me on out the door

i miss those advice dog type memes.

I don't. Bad memes. Bad era for memes.

What? How?

im a virgin m9

If you were forced to suck on a feminine penis, whose would it be?

nah foul bachelor frog was hilarious

yours
(no homo)

Okay enough banter guys

>feminine penis

Agreed, the era between Lulz and ᵖᵒˢᵗ ᶦʳᵒᶰᶦᶜ ʰʸᵖᵉʳᵐᵉᵐᵉˢ was pretty lame

Probably my girl Sienna Grace

So /CUM/ Tell me about you're life plan

I have none of my own

No such thing as a feminine benis.

You were born this century, weren't you?

>If you were forced to suck on a feminine penis, whose would it be?
I refuse.

Your picture.
I have it planned out.

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'93

I will move to Africa and become a warlord. I will control people with fear and get all the posessions and qts I will ever need.

About to take a shower lads. Wish me luck

I used to count on school to have a reason to wake up.
I have a job now but I don't know what I want. I had tunnel vision about doing well in school and getting a job but I don't have any friends or things I enjoy doing besides pissing away the nights. What will I do once my parents go? Who will even care?

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Why.

Is this food? What are the ingredients?

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clean out your sink dude. wtf is that gunk

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bretty good

Maybe the wheels are normal size, they're just REALLY big frames

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>tfw i only buy shitty outdoor cause I'm poor

I just got my old computer working and downloaded all the old images from it

first one was passable, this is just photoshop filtered bs

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I wouldn't smoke that. Looks like dryer lint, like straight up.

we /dudeweed/ general now

Than post epin memes

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youtube.com/watch?v=nugYhvX7WYk&list=PL_JzZ1R2G_bi884rVOAu4GtCn9O_qgSNp&index=4

>I didn't even get one last kiss
;_;

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Shocker...

m'kay

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hi /cum/sies!

>tfw my bitch ass mom kicked my dad out and I never got to spend time with him
I am depressed now. Thanks old memes.

>Canadians
youtube.com/user/Benjabola/videos

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>Lulz and ᵖᵒˢᵗ ᶦʳᵒᶰᶦᶜ ʰʸᵖᵉʳᵐᵉᵐᵉˢ was pretty lame
This. Never did enjoy ragefaces or any of that shit
Longcat, pool's closed, advice dog, lulz and for a while demotivationals were pretty hilarious and current memes really get me too. There was certainly a dark period though

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Damn iktfb. I lost the will to want more. Memes are only thing that keep me going.

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You're not the boss of me now

aww right in the feels

If you have someone you don't like, could you not just send their phone number to these people?

>literal Sup Forums shit

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>canadachan posts
I guess it's worth living for a bit longer.

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what the fuck is the point of this retarded thread

Really bummed I cant be a sailor and just travel the world, fuck brown qts, and go on adventures like in the good old days

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i'm so happy
cause today i found my friends
they're in my head

To have fun of course!

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post web1.0 sites
coloringbookland.com/about/
bundyology.com/

I can feel it /cum/ing in the air tonight
gonna delet every motherfucker in sight

youtu.be/Q4xh5He2S1w

Fun things are fun.

I should be working, yet I am here. Why, do you think that that is?

As nighttime comes the feelings of lonely emptiness come with it
that feel when no girlfriend

>implying

Hey I remember when user made that image for me in a thread awhile ago.
I was looking for it the other day. Thanks, worst dakota

I've got the black dad meme so fuck him and fuck you.

Ayoooo

Am I there?

>there are black people on /cum/
I thought I would have detected you by now

hol up

sneaky negroes

Yes, I'm the user who made it
I also made this

You're welcome you big goober

*smacks lips*

[spoiler]I've got some white in me keeping me hidden[/spoiler]

no

;_; but i'm your friend right?

SO YOUZ BE SAYIN

Poat bbc for proofs

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really nigga?

WE WUZ LIEK

I've never been rejected by a girl because i've never approached one

Just drinking with the lads right haha

no
rly

KANGZ N SHIT

oh man
you're the best, senpai

cum threads suck t b h

Why? I want to see it

Ever since I watched the clip where the 15 year old white looking Mexican chick getting gangbanged by a pack of niggers I came to a realization that I like happy pop songs in porn so what I am asking if any of you can link me to some porn with happy pop music playing in the background

For those who don't know what I'm talking about

youtube.com/watch?v=lAEBG6aEALg

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