Ask a Turk living in Germany anything

Ask a Turk living in Germany anything.

Why no garlic sauce in my kebab Erkan Abi?

why are you so obsessed with being Greek?
also when are you going back to the shithole you crawled out of?

I think I'm more a Kurd or Armenian than a Greek.
Because gypsies are my best customers.

is this you?
why are all turks this retarded, do you blame it on your genes?

Don't bully him,stop this.
I think he got tired being greek anyway

Make a sentence that rhymes in both Turkish and German.
But nothing copy pastes, we can google it.

When are you going back?

welfare per month?

But.. I've always lived here.

None
My father is self-employed.

Are you penis?

are you grek?

cringeanon sen misin?

yox

türkce konus

In which Bundesland do you live?

how do you survive Raid attacks?

how do you survive jew attacks?

KEK

this kills the T*rk.

What is most expensive Donner?
What is cheapest Donner?
What is best donner?
What's it like to be a stereotype?

why are you samefagging you arab monkey?

>roaches in charge of handling banter

Are you married?
Is your wife pretty?
Can I buy her?

Mountain Blade Butterlords fucking when goddamnit already

Actually all developers of MB got killed in last bomb attack.
;_;

"Bayern"
Sometimes extremely annoying. Some of my German friends blame me for their own shitty foreign policies. Also kebab in Bavaria is fucking expensive.

Nope
No, but I do have many girlfriends. Don't worry, I use protection, I'm not a race mixer.

Stop using protection, you need to cuck as many Germs as possible so they can't be nazis again.

why?

welfare per month of friends and relatives?