I like the United States of America

I like the United States of America.
Do you like the United States of America?

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I like America but American people are dumb as shit.

no

This

>I am a 15 year old atheist and I hate america. I am going to votw for sanders and join isis and smoke weed

Yes

no

It's okay

yes

I like the United States of America which is why I...
serve in local government
am involved in community organizations
vote based on my values, not political party

The US is great, but that pic just made me realize how shitty our flag is

Yes

I, user, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.

Oh, and also clean toilets and pick up trash and stuff.
I swear to do that, too.

yes

I've always wanted a job in the Fish & Wildlife dept. Looks so comfy.

Love them. I wish I could properly emulate the accent.

No

>I wish I could properly emulate the accent
Which one

Then leave us.

Why must you do this

>Hating Freedom

aboot that time in the thread eh?

The midwestern accent. It's got a nice clang to it.

Just let gate the yeah when saying "oh yeah" and exaggerate the second half of betcha when saying "you betcha"

There, now you have a Midwestern accent

*elongate

delete this RIGHT now

we don't say aboot

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah... But they're so greedy

>midwestern
So, the blandest one

>american people
Some are pretty good. Most not so much.
>american government/politics
Absolute shit.

nice meme

>The United States of the Continent called America

Aka, the Great Satan.

He puts petty emotions and 'muh they aren't THAT good at everything!" over real, proven facts

Faggot my university just landed a contract for building a robot that we're going to send to mars as a "Robot Mechanic" that will build a base long before humans (Americans) are sent over there.

Now if constructing robots that will build a base on Mars for American colonization isn't the neatest thing then you can get the fuck out of this thread. Historians are going to masturbate over us in a 1000 years like we do over the Romans.

>lets Poo in Loo's and Chinks build his robots
>muh american technology

Nope.

I love some aspects, and I hate some aspects. When the UK and the US combine, they create a 10/10 eyebrow goddess.

are you fucking SOORY?

>he has never studied science
>he hasn't realized that nearly 100% of all formulas and STEM concepts are named after whites

>Gauss
>Heisenberg
>Newton
>Ampere
>Bernoulli
>Pell
>Euler
>Faraday

etc.

I like how people are friendly and smile at eachother on the street in some places. If I smiled at som1 on the street here they'd think I'm retarded.

>lets mudshits rape his women
>German """"""""men'"""""""

The only reason you can even do shit like that is probably because of discoveries/inventions Europeans made during the 19th century, the age when Europe was at its height and coincidentally the greatest era in terms of scientific achievement in the history of the world.

not an argument
not an argument

Stefan pls

>he doesn't know that we're just Europeans living on different soil

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_equations

Look at this. 100% white. 100%. It's... rather interesting in all honesty.

>TFW no cultural enrichment

Appreciating the accent love Swedebro

I can't think of many tips on how to imitate it, though. Just try doing impressions of American newscasters, that'll usually help.

That might just be you bro

I'm aware of that. What I was referring to, is that America nowadays imports lots on high skilled engineers from India, East Asia etc.

We hardly ever say "You betcha"
t. Midwesterner

Mean desu

vocaroo.com/i/s1eOAii3PWnQ
Sorry for the loud

Not him, but nobody ever really seems to give sources for that kind of claim, so it's validity is rather suspect.

that's because you are

yes

>tfw you will never be an American high school jock
>you will never drink bottles of Budweiser while wearing a varsity jacket and watching the game with Brett and the boys

why even live

Let Michio Kaku explain this issue

youtube.com/watch?v=NK0Y9j_CGgM

it's alright lad, at least you have the queen

There are a lot of Indians and Malaysians that take advantage of H1-B visas. We don't actually import many people that aren't from Mexico though

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H-1B_visa
>Outsourcing firms, many based in India, are major users of H-1B visas. The out-sourcing firm contracts with an employer, such as Disney, to perform technical services. Disney then closes down its in-house department and lays off its employees. The outsourcing firm then performs the work.[54]

At least you have the NHS and noguns, right?

>wanting to be a normie
No.

>you will never get shot and have to pick up the bill

well at least it's not all bad

>not getting shot
Where's the fun in that? It builds character

Literally do this weekly. Then we play cards on my back porch. Shit's cash.

It's good for the immune system.
Neck yourself normie.

normie detected

The US is ok I suppose, but there are still some things that need to be tweaked.
oregonlive.com/sherwood/index.ssf/2016/05/something_needs_to_be_done_par.html

>mfw americans don't shave their dick

I couldn't tell by your accent where in the midwest. Michigan? Ind*ana? ILLINOIS GROSS? OR WISCONSIN

t. Minnesota

South Dakota

South Dakota isn't MidWestern

Just tell him to watch Metalocalypse and talk like Pickles the Drummer

Then what are we

I want to become a 52nd state of usa

IT UHTRAAANCTS AAIINNTTTSS

Why don't you just quit your job and go back John?

Great Plains/Rocky Mountains division maybe. You don't seem much like Indiana, Southern Illinois or the other Midwestern states

Who's the 51st?

What a cuck. Why do you scandi love english more than your language?

We aren't?

I don't know
I'm questioning everything I thought I knew right now

Yea

i do

Please don't let our politicians or reality tv stars seem like they represent the average American. They're all deluded sensationalists

>wake up in the morning because the screech of an eagle.
>Crawl out of bed and stumble to the fridge.
>Drink Floridian OJ and eat Tennessean eggs,
>Grab my AR-15 and bottle of Jim Beam and head out in my Ford F350
>Own my own business and go do my work selling freedom.
>5pm rolls around and Bruce Springsteen blares on the radio
>BORRRRRNNNN IN THE USAAAAAAAAA
>I remember that I am an American, and proud.

Not really

>Ford F350
kys

Leave then, Commie

sure

No because Americans are by far the worst posters on Sup Forums.
American posters have 0 knowledge about other countries, cultures, history and politics, yet they are convinced that only their own retarded opinions matter.
They're literally just here to make fun of other nations and brag about how great and unique their own nation is. They contribute nothing should be banned from this board.

Is this pasta?

>United States of America
>United States
>United
>States
Sounds like a bunch of pussies. What, they couldn't be real country without holding hands and teaming up together? Bunch of fairies. I bet they live with Mexicans.

Judging by the shitty grammar and language of this person there's probably more to this and he's simplifying it to make it seem more dramatic.

I don't like America
I love America

Are there any non-Americans here that did not form their opinion by what they see on the internet?

I'd like it more if I was there.

Greatest ally

Yes

...

France is our oldest ally.
Our true greatest ally is the Philippines.

Why did you include me in this

because I am you greatest ally :(

We still love you

Why does Africa love us so much?