Jobless NEET

>jobless NEET
>knows programming

Give me some app ideas.

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an app to kill yourself

Make a crude copy of a classic video game and watch people get addicted to it.

An app to help cucks find guys for their girlfriends to fuck.

i have literally never seen/played a free, decent fighting game app.

try it out.

>jobless
>neet
do you even know what neet means? its same shit

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Nipalert

this!

make something like tekken gaym

>fighting game
>with touchscreen controls

yikes

>free
That's how you spot a communist.

>get familiar with main western adult art/game forum
>get an okay artist, unpolished stone kind, and a story writer if you are both bad at it
>create an adult game with fetish heavy themes, futa, beast, etc all of them, with a lot of room for content extension, get inspiration from the few successful adult game devs
>announce game on previously mentioned forum, start a Patreon page for it, with perks and earlier new ver. access for different tiers etc
>keep adding new contents and grow fanbase

previous record was around 40k/mo for a team of four until every supporter got jewed, the sky is the limit

I think you can just hire me.

Location bookmarking app so you can quickly save a gps location and a brief description without opening any maps app. Bonus points if you can do this with a single tap on your notification bar or main screen and if you can later feed the location directly to gmaps or whatever to get directions.

Add pictures to your IRL bookmarks as a paid feature. Cash in from moms bookmarking all stores and new places they find. Find some investors, offer cloud services associated to the phone number, wait until either Google or Apple buys your company.

Good luck.

Make an app for your phone with a simple "on/off" icon for your homescreen.
Whenever you had a boner, you would turn it on. When it retreated, switch back to off.
Basically, the app would use your phone's GPS to place the location of you and your boner on a world/local map. You'd be able to see how many people in the world currently have boners.
You'd also be able to see large clusters of boners in your area and be like "whoa...I better get down there. Something's going on that's giving everyone a boner".
Facebook/Twitter integration would be a must.
You could track friends' boners so you could shoot them a text like "congrats on the boner" and collect stats for yourself and others, e.g. boner frequency, boner duration, prime boner time.
You'd probably also want bluetooth or NFC to alert you of boners within 100ft of you so you know to knock before walking in a room and getting an eyeful of boner.

Call it Bonr.

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Crab Simulator

kys

delet

>Give me some app ideas.
Go to App Store, browse the top 100 apps. Just copy one of them and improve it a bit.

That's the best way to have a successful app. This way you know shit sells or there's a need so the failure won't be that great. That'll be great to get your 1st app in the App Store so you can start making money.

Cinematic music for real life. Something I've wanted for a while.

Use sensors to monitor activity, try to determine if the user is sitting still, running/biking, walking etc. Maybe corelate with time of day and place.

Play fitting music (which can be changed of course) depending on user activity. With some nice fade effects.

Nah, I don't have any game dev exp and I'm doing other things atm. That strategy is from a 4 years and ongoing observations. user, if you are interested, look up "breeding season", the last ver. before they discontinued it, you can find a zip easy, code's spaghetti, the animation doesn't need to be that good, and the amount of update each month is a fucking joke. They were the one racking in 40k/mo before cancellation. There are a few other smaller projects all racking in >1000$ now, even the shitty ones.

The thing is that the market for above-mediocre (it's a very low bar, trust me) western adult vidya is low supply and high demand now, so if you are at least somewhat competent, you can make a lot of easy money. The downside is obviously none of it can directly go into your resume.

Gentiledr. An app for local kikes to meet up and talk about shekels.

As disgusting as it is, not a bad idea. cuckr.
Basically like tinder, but the "couple" gets to both see the same "bulls". They both have to accept the bull, and the bull has to accept the girl.

The girl can use a "super like" to accept a guy regardless of the cuck, and the cuck can do the same to turn down a guy permanently. Both of which cost money.

An app that plays random cartoon sound effects throughout the day

What advantage would that have over craigslist?

an app to help you dream in code

Are you retarded? Take one business class and you'll understand how retarded this sounds.

>Are you retarded? Take one business class and you'll understand how retarded this sounds.
I have 4 apps in the App Store. I make $7k a month.

Stay retarded.

i dont use apple so what are some of the top 100 apps

App to access a text forum/bbs through TOR

>knows programming
>NEET

Holy shit my sides are reaching orbit

What macbook pro should i buy?

I need macos for my job

>i dont use apple so what are some of the top 100 apps
Don't bother making apps for Android. You'll never make any money. I tried it and it's total hell. No one wants to pay for android apps.

apple.com/itunes/charts/paid-apps/
apple.com/itunes/charts/free-apps/

Follow my steps.

1) hackintosh
2) learn swift + ios from Stanford course
3) while learning, study top apps
4) For programming practice, start implementing one of them by copying what they do.
5) ... and think how to improve
6) PROFIT

it fucking works.

PS: This advice isn't even mine... some kind user shared it last year on here and I followed it.

Tinder for fighting.

This. I want DOA clone on my phone

woah

thats a pretty decent idea. I'd be way too ashamed to have my name associated with it to actually make it though

App that shows relative traffic in airport security lines, if it's possible to get that info
I.e. "estimated security waiting time: 15 minutes". Lets you specify what airport you want to look at (obviously).

The name sells the app idea instantly.

Is there a big difference between making money on the App store vs the Play store?
I know that a few years ago, IOS development made more money than Android did

You might make a livable income after a while, but you'll never make anything big doing that ever. Brands are brands.

Facemash

Make a game where you play as a dickgirl

Disappointed by one too many false advertisements while jerking it in the shemale section of tube8?

I don't use tube8.

>TInder for fighting
This actually sounds awesome.

>Is there a big difference between making money on the App store vs the Play store?
>I know that a few years ago, IOS development made more money than Android did
Yes. The difference is even bigger today. You only stand a chance of making money on Play Store through ads. And ads pay like shit because most of your users are worthless.

No one ever became a millionaire through Play Store alone. You can make millions though App Store.

>You might make a livable income after a while, but you'll never make anything big doing that ever. Brands are brands.
Who cares? You can easily make $5-10k for doing 1-2hrs of work a day. That's 100x better than being NEET and not making a dime. You don't have to make millions, you baka.

>business majors
>being competent in actual business

kek

this, shit is terrible

Make an app that searches multiple sites for the best porn based on search criteria. It will be like the Trivago of porn.

What do all the kiddies use these days?

That sounds like pornmd

can you port the loli kidnapping simulator to android

I fuck fat girls.

"girls"

Make a dating app for NEETS only.

I have an idea for something, can we shift offside to discuss? If there is no such innovation, 60/40 profit share? I genuinely believe if this does not exist, it will do very well. Well enough for us to retire.

An app that allows you to take a picture of a pool table and shows you how to make the best shot. A pool table is basically a big green screen and modern phones should have enough processing power to calculate how to do shit that drunk people in bars cant.

Idea #2 Train a neural net to determine through a selfie or some other pic whether or not a girl is a slut.

call it "thot bot" or something like that.

App for taking dik pix. Length and girtg control

App that mirror s one side if a girls face to the other, do that it is anatomically correct and less ugly ( align head within circle and take picture)

App that detects forged currency from image/scan. ( currency specific )

Yomi [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]

More like Yummy if you know what I mean.

App that alters skin tone

Whites more tanned setting
Blacks get lighter skin setting

App that converts pajeet speaking to English speaking in YouTube videos

wirus becomes virus
Wideo becomes video

And so forth

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>watching pajeet videos on YouTube

If you just want to kill time, can you make any of the open source music players work like desktop clients?
(Click on song should mean add to queue and add to queue don't mean append to playlist, but add to a queue you play before you start picking random songs)
I don't have the time myself, would PayPal money to the email that puts the patch up on gitlab or github.

why? it is quite common

So why not say unemployed?
NEET implies young person that doesn't do anything with their life.

I'd love one

It's Koreans you have to be wary of these days.

people love apps

piggyback riding on successful ideas actually works decently well for a stable income

it will never be stellar because for that you'd need to figure out a market gap, but it's almost guaranteed money.

Install gentoo and realise that apps are for cucks and gays.

actually sounds like a good idea. an app where you can check off boxes which features you want (quick charge, fingerprint scanner, wireless charge, 5.5" display and so on) and then it gives you a list of phones that fulfill these conditions. add a couple of phones at the bottom that fulfill only 70-80% of them but are cheaper.

would have to be for the play store though, since applefags will just buy the most recent iphone. and the play store doesn't make money, so RIP that idea

>Brawlr

Flappy bird clone with ads

for the Sup Forums version, add a feature that can determine if it's a girl at all

Minimalistic barebones features music player for IOS. Please I beg you.

108 variants of strong phone vibration, for adult pleasure.

port M.U.G.E.N. to iOS

applel's filesystem is cancer, it can't be made

I was thinking of something similar - browse the most successful apps from new users / new creators in the last month / week - and implements elements from each into your app.

Write an app that alerts you whenever you step into a nigger neighborhood

Just emulate bro. I'm having a blast playing last blade 2 with my multi platform controller.

Proof of the payments?
Or at least tell us the names of the apps

Stay poor faggot :^)