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alri

cornwall has 4 dads

>b-but if we leave the eu we'll have to pay tariffs!

Firstly, doesn't that say how shit it is that other countries are punished for wanting to trade with the eu?
Secondly, if other countries want to trade with us, they have to agree to our terms too. People always ignore this side of the argument.

not really mate we microwave everything

just did a very good wank

got a giant free-standing mirror so i lied on the floor with my legs over my head, stuck my suction dildo onto the end of the mirror and lowered it so that i was forced to take the whole 9 inches because the mirror is so heavy

then did a cum straight into my mouth

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average american family

just got an American kitchen fitted lads

me at the back

>yanks actually cook eggs in the microwave
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
whatscookingamerica.net/Eggs/MicrowaveEggs.htm

Do Russians like Brits?

>there are people here who fell for the brexit social experiment

nigel farage is an actor from basingstoke haha mugs

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not really, you are like mini americans

anglichanka gadit

the yank microwave gimmick is not funny whatsoever

Don't even own a microwave and I don't know why any """""adult""""" """""""""male"""""""""" in this day and age would

Learn to cook
>willingly radiating your food and mutating your cells, cooking you from the inside

Most impressive
Who's a good little drone?

very accurate. But why is that fat little wanker wearing a t-shirt with a football on it??!

russians do not like anyone

*kicks your fucking head in*

nothing personnel

>yanks

Hacking your Runescape accounts

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i see the alt-right is focusing on the alt over the righ now faced with an inevitable bremain

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>not cooking them in a plastic bag

not true, serbs and belarusians are ok

>mini americans
DELET

Is existence a social experiment too, and I will wake up to my real life any moment now?

Mongoloid
he was a mongoloid
happier than you or me

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right. that's it. piss off and don't come back.

just microwaved my cock and it grew 2 inches

I don't think you understand radiation desu

Posting from Suez lads, how's home?

>Cooking your food

ahh yes calcified little pleb, you think you're better raw meat?

>tfw can stroll the rich, leafy streets of Finsbury or Highgate whilst listening to Bibio in the light rain at sunset

can hear northerners screaming

Don't you mean a soccer ball? O_o

>not sticking your eggs in the frank
Take a look at yourself

American Adaptation level banter desu lad.

>Paki
>Short for Pakistani
>Still somehow means Indian

I had Indian family who made fun of me for trying to exude Englishness.

While good in theory, remember poor places are still poor places. I'd rather have my modest London flat (which I struggle to pay for, like wtf is up with you house prices man?) than be in my Indian house.

>what is Cornwall

Legit consider learning about your own culture. It's actually a pretty good culture.

Not educated enough on it so I'm not going to vote (though I can).

*tries this immediately*

alri einstein
speccy twat

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shite

what about the chinese

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alri maxim

why are you STILL in egypt

anything interesting happen? first paycheck?

>capitalism

Hahah! Been there, done that, got the t shirt, did not end well!

Fuck you, mong.

>rich
cuck
>leafy
ahh yes, the famous natural beauty of london

never trust the chinese

>American plywood houses come with fully fitted kitchens
>it's just an 800w microwave sitting on the floor

>Tfw live in a rich, leafy part of sheffield and am a quick 10 min bike ride from ye olde peake districte

heh nice try haha x

Is this you mate??

youtube.com/watch?v=rf5S9ajxDMk

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the cornish are not tanned you paki twat

t. lived in cornwall 21 years

*oepn thead*

oh jes yankj fmlam going gerat

*cleoes thead*

good lad

ill tell you about it if you like

quite like my walks around hampstead heath 2bh

no

had a whole bag of bonbons

going to go for a drive

where should i go lads

live in north wales

last post of the night lads need to study

give me some (you)'s and meme replies

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literally the most beautiful, serene music

england = racists

He drinks a whiskey drink

>Communism

haha, been there, queued for the t-shirt for several days only to be told the regional secretariat of clothing-supply had underestimated demand and there wouldn't be enough for everyone.

Cheshire x

Any lads in here who went to upper-middle class grammar schools:

Did you feel sad at the end of Year 13?

I'm asking grammar school lads because obviously runts who went to shite paki comprehensives wouldn't care about their education

need something hot spicy, long, thick and meaty to fill my boipucci tonight lads

Sausage rolls it is

started at least 3 frequently used /brit/ gimmicks now desu

just finished my BSc in physics think i know about radioation mate

he drinks a lager drink

What would you rate the Tesco jammy doughnuts though?

Ipswich voting Brexit based on this Question Time audience

anywhere near S10?

t. student

Good to hear nothing has changed.

Literally who? I'm posting from a boat senpai.

snowdon was beautiful when I drove through it

there's literally nothing to stop you falling off the steep cliffs/edges though

But they are Celtic you mug.

Beddgelert

Don't mind non-whites as long as there's not too many of them haha

black rock sands

>>Paki
>>Short for Pakistani
>>Still somehow means Indian

seems like you've still got a lot to learn rasheed

See you down Le Hallamshire House tomorrow pham.

>BSc

only know one from the advert
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Off a bridge Sheepshagger cunt

don't you have a sheep to shag you drunk ginger potato fuck?

no idea

Did a very hearty laugh

All the people on the fence with the EU vote seem to be against Brexit because "leap in the dark we can't tell the future so I'm not voting for it"

aren't you shiplad?
the ukrainian or the original?

the original hasn't been here in about a year

and yet you think microwaves give people cancer

didn't make it to year 13

>capitalism

Hahah! Been there, done that, got the t shirt cheap thanks to the exploitation of third world countries which I bought from my luxury money in my wage slave life until the global markets collapsed and I was forced into extreme poverty, would not recommend!

Seems like you need to learn a lot of stull desu.
Also, you're still going on with this gimmick?

>When it dawned on you that you will never have strong relationships with peers and teachers ever again

I wanted it to end, but I didn't

Yeah mate I was, my sixth form was very good at paternal care it was like a family, and good seeing my closest mates every day and that, very sad leaving and I miss it often

just had the best sex of my life with a beautiful high test Czech girl.

i urge all of you to actually vote on this referendum , rather than being too socially awkward to leave your cave then complain when we dont get a brexit

register if you havent already. i dont know when the deadline is or if its gone