Good evening, Sup Forums!
Tonight, I show you how to make cuisine from America! We will be doing something patriotic and simple today: the great American Cheeseburger.
First thing's first, I have already molded my ground beef by putting it in a bowl and punching the everloving fuck out if it, and then making four patties.
Let's begin.
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Now, to ensure you do this right, you're going to need hamburger buns from Walmart and black pepper- to act like you're affluent when you're not.
To best ensure you don't burn your beloved symbol of freeing the shit out of your stomach, I like to add about a half or full cup of water.
nobody cares
I feel bad for posting this, I'm sorry.
I think it's cultural enrichment! These commies don't know the taste of a good American burger!
Anyways, sprinkle dat shit.
>Litteraly boiled steaks
Op what the fuck stooooop
it's time to stop posting
>not char grilling it
This is awful, OP. A frying pan??
>putting water in the skillet so you don't burn the hamburgers
what the actual fuck are you doing emeril
If you have Lowry's salt, I like to use that too. But my roommates are Bernie supporters, so no salt.
I'm showing Euros how to make it. They can't afford grills!
attention everyone don't listen to what this man has to say, he does not know how to make hamburgers
please don't attempt to make hamburgers in this fashion
i suspect he might be a chinese spy
don't worry, we know.
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das sum fancy cookin ur doin there guv'nor
r u ok
Go ahead user
Flip and season. Be sure to know that the hamburger must be WELL-DONE. That means the inside isn't even close to pink.
Disgusting
Oh my fucking god
What in god's name are you doing
That does not look appealing.
You're wasting good meat for a stupid sandwich.
Crash an egg into a deep plate, put the patties in the egg, then put them in breadcrumbs or optionally corn flakes and then fry them.
Serve with some veggies/salad and fries/potatoes/rice and you got yourself a proper dinner.
My parents are immigrants so I actually find this interesting.
I-I didn't know
Be sure to cook that blood out! You want it safe to eat!
That's some real commie food, user! I'm disgusted!
DELETE EVERYTHING
OP CONFIRMED FOR CHINESE SPY
delete this
this is worse than 9/11
what
what a fucking abomination. wasting all that flavour with the water. smhfam
if you're going to do them in a pan, use bacon grease or butter 2bh.
So this is the power of america
They know our weak point, we're doomed
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That looks delicious.
What ghetto do you even live in?
Next I suppose you'll show us the hooch you have chilling in the toilet.
wtf, will that not be too soggy ?
Reevaluate your entire life.
lALALALALA IGNORE OP JUST POST NORMAL HAPPY HAMBURGERS
Not in the toilet, per se.
Kill yourself
SHH IT'S OKAY HE CAN'T HURT US ANYMORE
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how can america ever recover from this
those look FUCKING DISGUSTING. Was the ground beef really worth the (You)s?
>A
>FUCKING
>PAN
flush it down the the pipe
skip to the part where you cum on them
Drink the grease mixture from the frying pan
Dinner thread? I just ate this
I'm sure these pixels were very tasty
No, argie. this thread is NOT about food.
looks good
this thread is more about how to make dirt from beef
>ANGRYCAT23.jpg
upload the whole directory friend
thanks, i improvised with qhat i had and what i saw my dad cook growing up
its pork with teriyaki onions, the onions where supposed to become part of the sauce but i never did (onion sauce?) before i just saw my dad make curry like this
And that's how you make a burger like a Yuropoor.
Also, basking it in water is how they do "broiling" at your fast food restruant, Americans.
the key to bringing out all the sweetness in onions is doing them low and slow. A french onion soup takes an hour for example. Obviously that's extreme, but browning the onions on a very low heat for 10 minutes before adding the meat will bring out a lot of the flavour.
Actually, you said teriyaki, that's a sugary sauce, right? Not sure that would work, might burn desu
>cheese singles
you FUCKING imbecile
buy a block of cheese and slice it for FUCK'S SAKE
>Also, basking it in water is how they do "broiling" at your fast food restruant, Americans.
That's not what "broiling" is, you fucking imbecile
>the cheese singles are what's wrong in that image
actually, burgers are the one (1) legitimate use of American """cheese"""
That is the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life
Next time, we learn how to make pizza.
I love you
it was about 40 minutes in boiling water and teriyaki sauce
no idea whats in teriyaki sauce, i had it once with sushi and it was an impulse buy, i did add half a spoon of sugar tho
I'm saving this entire thread. God damnit OP I love cooking time on Sup Forums.
>crust not browned
>toppings melted into a pool in the middle
yes please teach me this American "pizza"
i cant wait for you to fuck that up as well.
Will you be doing kebabs in a future episode?
even though im pretty sure its impossible to mess kebab up
include me in the exaggerated meme replies please. Blow up the text of this post REAL big
me too please
You might be the most stupid person on Sup Forums right now. You'd do well to look up what broiling is because you don't seem to have even the first clue.
>Crash an egg into a deep plate, put the patties in the egg, then put them in breadcrumbs or optionally corn flakes and then fry them.
This Pole knows more about making burgers than this alleged "American"
Literally fucking
BOILING
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a HAMBURGER
What a shitty looking burger.
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That's just a standard meatball, dumbass, not a hamburger patty.
This is not a burger doe
poland, my most noble rival, what kind of fresh heaven have you introduced me to.
And why did you had to do it at 2.30 AM
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>shit burgers
>cheese isn't melted
>onions too big (assuming they're onions)
>double stacking
>way too tall
1/10
next time heat the pan before you put the meat on it, you fucking retard
Simply eprik my bro! Upgoated on the Redd ;)
4/10 effort
can we get a /ck/ edition of /balk/ sometime soon
>Be sure to know that the hamburger must be WELL-DONE
this is indeeed right. the plebs won't understand it otherwise the blood will leak and soak up all the other ingredients including the bread which is not good.
Bravo user
HE'S BOILING MEAT
Fuckin yummy m8 id try that
This doesn't look nearly as good as American Stew.
>reviving a thread that died 4 hours ago
nigger what are you doing
I'm not sure what sort of abomination you've created OP, but it sure as hell aint a burger
MCFUCKING KILL YOURSELF
FUCK
WHO WASTES PERFECTLY GOOD MEAT FOR MEMES
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>this entire thread
get the fuck out of my country