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North > South

una vela

robert mugabe

una vela

God Save the Queen

theory: yank girls who like english men are as disilussioned as weaboos

:/

una vela

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so i went to microwave a good cuppa, but i accidently set it at 800W and it just fucken exploded haha

You lads really need to learn to love eachother desu.

>north for comfy englishness
>south for modern coolness

Pretty great mix desu

I always think this about the guys who shitpost about slav girls

>newcastle
>not new
>not a castle

>cuppa
STOP

wait, all english men don't have posh london accents and act like gentlemen all the time and wear a suit around? you must be fucking

theory: feels good being french but not having french people in france
i my country was nuked tomorrow and i was the sole survivor it would be an improvment desu ne

enjoy your CANCER from the RADIATION mate

fuck off paki

prolly yeh

fuck off paki

i'm not english that's why it's a theory
also please visit northern ireland

>The Poorth East

want me to write to putin asking him to nuke you?

youtube.com/watch?v=o0L9pCvEkqU me

mate microwaves arent radioactive

i microwaved my nuts to make em bigger but it didnt work

Will NOT marry a girl if she's a spitter

>the North is "white"
>they still use words derived from old Norse words
>everyone knows Swedes and other Norsemen are the ultimate cucks
>therefore Northerners aren't white
Perfectly logical.

Like I said NOT PAKI.

I like Slav girls because I think they'd take advantage of me and that kind of turns me on.

>poocastle

delet this

I swallow lad ;) x giz a quick cuppa and I'll be on my way

>microwaves give you cancer
>tomatoes reduce the risk of cancer
so what happens, if I were to put some of those £12 cherry tomatoes from waitrose in a microwave for like 5 minutes on full power?

need to find this russian irish lad

>Poorthern """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""Ireland"""""""""""""""""""""""""

It like the North but with no redeeming qualities

pls let me 48 hours to take shelter in sub france 2.0 (UK) then proceed as planned

What's the 100% British way for making tea?

In India there's no bags or milk or sugar.

>It like the North but with no redeeming qualities
Why didn't you just say the south?

you are odd then

dash of milk
two sugars

i consider myself a british, if i do say so myself, and the way i microwave a good cuppa is with a microwave

They also make it using American Made Microwaves.

thanks for the attention but i could really go for a (You) haha
it's all the fault of the prods desu. a homogenous catholic ireland would be a pretty nice place

ruslad is endearing

feel hope and melancholy tingling in my soul watching this, especially the quiet part when he just follows the squirrel around and you hear the distant cityscape and happy couples going by

youtube.com/watch?v=sj5imClgbV4

speak like a normal human, slag

>cuppa
You're really pushing my buttons, Swede.

working class scum

teabag + hot water boiled in kettle

add sugar and a touch of milk

He'll never be found, he will upload for the rest of his life in solitary...

I always do tea with strawberry jam. Milk should not be used.

your chance of cancer stays the same

I'm 18, what are the odds of me finding a gf who is still a virgin? I'm not interested in normie, fake tan wearing, night club attending, selfie whoring girls so you can take them out of the equation.

just took the water out of the microwave
need a teabag

>trying to buy warhammer
>steam is down

NEET melt

microwave your cuppa on 800W

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also you must drink it out of a ceramic mug

0%

>tfw speak russian
have unlocked half of his videos

>trying to microwave a good cuppa
>microwave is down

puttin me cuppa in the miccy for like 5 min innit

>cuppa
Don't say that word, yank.

decent but not high

certainly do able though

:o
*gasps*
How did you know

it's actually a little under 50%
chin up
also nothing wrong with a girl who's been with a couple guys

>trying to get a blowjob
>your mom is already down

Sorry lads but George Orwell PROVES that we make it the correct way.

jk actually prefer it with milk and sugar, too bitter without.

What? Like literally dunking jam in the tea?

I know that but I prefer using a flask desu.

>cuppa
This is the last fucking time. You aren't going to like what happens if you say that again, Swede. LAST fucking warning.

this thread is FAR too political

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36390898

hmm, how could we stop these deaths. perhaps by discouraging them from boating over? nah haha we have to save them from war :))))

I feel like being a smoker is significantly reducing the chances of getting a gf. I want to quit for that reason, but fuck smoking feels good and I literally love it.

>jk
had me for a loop there, my indian-only friend

t. dirty aids ridden slag

so just water in India? does it come straight form the Ganges as well?

nah in all seriousness:

>boil kettle (or microwave if you're feeling cheeky)
>tea bag in cup (earl gray for mornings, Yorkshire for rest of the day, or another brand)
>as many sugars as you want, or none
>poor water in once boiled almost to the top allowing for a little milk, and leave to brew for at least 1 minute
>squeeze the teabag in cup with spoon then dump it
>add milk stir.

can't believe making something as simple as tea took that much writing.

the royal navy should be sent out to personally escort them to their new homes in Britain

So sorry

>nothing wrong with a turbo whore when you are a virgin lad haha xx

don't believe his lies
you deserve no less that a 10/10 pure qt virgin lad
if you don't get one just blow yourself up in a crowd
that's how me and the lads do it lmao

Reminder only about 10% of the 'refugees' are Syrian

They are mostly Afghans, North Africans, etc who are taking advantage of the situation

yes, but you're far more likely to find one that is too shit to get sex than one that abstained

I just shove teabags up my arse and keep them there for an hour

Am I allowed to put choco spread and preserves on crumpets lads?

If it's wrong I will swear to you I will not do it.

about to fuck this indian in his poo hole

racist daily ukip nigel mail farage

>mom
FUCK
OFF
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK

>indian in the thread
>no poo in the loo
hmm

yes, you boil water, put the tea leaves into the pot, then do the water over them, add strawberry jam, and then leave it a little to mix and then you pour it out into your cup and drink it like that.

nah put it on bagels and that too mate

Oh right, yalreyt?

Just looked it up actually, it originated in Darbeh. Thought it was Yorkshire because of that Arctic Monkeys song.

but they are fleeing horrendous life conditions john!
like not having benefits and electricity
how can you be so heartless!!!!

glorious cheshire above all

Don't you fucking dare.

are afghans not refugees now?

me

Tbh I was thinking of trying to learn Russian, that's why i watched all his videos, could only make out a few words though, not enough to understand.

>mom
FOY

Josie is snuggly wuggly all tucked up tight in bed eager to face the challenges of casual friday at work tomorrow before splashing some cash on a big tray of yank doughnuts and buying the love of her coworker

Really can't decide if I want to kill my boss or smoke a blunt with him

I'm actually Syrian myself

Only parts of Afghanistan are affected
They can easily drive 10 minutes to the next safest part

never understood why they couldn't just hire a couple hundred syrians to ensure that these people are actually from syria
i mean, they would be able to tell from accent and their knowledge of the country, right? it wouldn't exactly be difficult