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Arvid Blumenthal edition

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First for the British Empire

Winnie

haha epic dude

thats some spec ops shit sas?

Tsar.

>kiwis say they are sending all their maoris here
>all our laws say that kiwis aren't allowed to have aussie citizenship
huh

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Sydney checking in

+ /rus/

A pack of winnie blues?? :DDDDD

You're wrong

They just go where the money is and complain when the tap runs dry

You're a mong

we get all of your white trash too

you fuggin know it m8 :DDD

nah

My internet is runnin alright tonight, what about the rest of you?

>6667

Well on av. Im running at about 7mbps

Thoughts ?????

A bit slow

>/ausnz/ power hour

somebody give me a fucking gun

Ill punch ur reaction face in the face lawl

Arvid Blumenthal aka Crocodile Harry is a latvian who was the prototype for crocodile Dunee who emigrated to Australia in the 50s, he killed over 10000 crocs

better than /balt/ anime hour

This is true

u couldnt punch in a phone number lawl

Playing the one arm bandits thoughts? ??

yeah 8pm Friday night sounds about right

Please do.
Punch your monitor

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

OI OI OI

>normies out drinking

how do u do anything on the internet other than this?

like can you even play video games?

You listen here you little fucking boot licker, alright? Don't you ever, and I mean EVER, say our national chant again, do you understand you grovelling maggot? I'll fucking deck your nan if I see you doing it again.

pokies?

how much are you down?

Soz blood, didn't mean nothing by it, isn't it?

Im a few dollars up haha

I have incredible luck with lotto but nothing else

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had a bad day lads

sing a sad song and turn it around :DDDD

i can't play any competitive multiplayer games because my ping fluctuates up to 300

if somebody else is on the internet then i can forget about even playing multiplayer lmoa

haha good luck, never had a good run on those fucking machines.

They are programmed to gain money rather than dispense it

fuckin hell glad i've never had to worry about that

I could fucking deck every cunt ITT

i normally put in $10 and play like $2 per machine until i'm out or up to around $30~

I think I'm barely up this year

as long as ur having fun

M8 I'm a 5'9'' 137 pound bodybuilder so think again before you talk shit.

>5'9''
lmoa

Listen here you shit cunt, you're nothing, you're fucking nothing, 5'9? Fucking short cunt aren't you? Sit the fuck back down before I drop you ya fuckwit

does Australia and NZ use metric or imperial system? lbs or kg?

>bodybuilder
normie leave.

i lb your mum lmoa

>5'9"
i bet your reach is like 25 inches lmao

Metric m80

haha

lmao ur a lanklet m8

ITT gaybos

Me in the gaybos

>a fictional aussie is based off a latvian

Are you saying you're some kind of hetero normie?

Latvian

Like the scatvian

Hehehe

nice post dude way to kill the thread

Why don't you just shut your mouth before I kick your teeth in as well ya dumb cunt

>he doesnt get succ

>hide in bushes at night
>drunk girl walks past alone
>push her on the ground and grab her titties
>pull down her pants
>can't get hard
>run away
>mfw i hear her laughing at my limp cocked rape attempt as i'm fleeing

I thought you died

only on the inside apparently

only an aussie like you would die from a piece of string

Well lads that's it. Aus lad if you're there I definitely should have listened to you a long time ago.

I'm probably going to regret this and if she winds up dead then at least that gives me a good reason to do so myself.

I can't take it anymore. I hid the knife she uses to cut herself and tonight, in tears she has been repeating "please please please" (give it to me) for more than 2 hours. Its like a drug addict. I've tried my best I really have and I can't help her. Its ruining me, I still love her. I told her over and over I'll get it for her if she admits that she doesn't care about how I feel or what I think (is best). Well her persistence and increasing aggression tells me what her words don't. I've given her the knife back and now I'm sleeping on the couch.

We were planning to move together in a month but I guess I'll just tell the flatties that I'm staying and she's going.

Fuck me I need alcohol.

That's my blog over, how are you all?

Enjoy your stained bed sheets bruv

Better than you apparently haha

What the fuck

Just get another knife out the draw lmoa dumb women

report her to a loony bin you idiot

>be me
>get a 2 week foxtell play trial
>cancel it at 13 days

Not in a joking mood but whatever, you're just anons as am I.

I can't imagine her not being in my life. She's the first girl I've genuinely seen a future with. I wanted that future with her.

I can't even afford to buy vodka

Yeah you can do the same with sky go here but its complete shit and not worth the trouble

what the heck lol

Its probably better for both of you in the long term to split
gl mate

Got any close mates?

Grab some cash from them then drink till you can't.

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w-will you go out w-with me?

Is it bad to have a seething hatred for almost your entire family?

no

Yes.

No.

Not really, depending on how bad they are. I did when I was a bit younger but now I try to be understanding and enjoy what I can about them while they're still here. Moving out helped a whole lot.

How'd you move out

did you go to uni?

nop. they probably were the ones that fucked u up

Oh, it's the autistic perma virgin thread again!

thanks

this post is mine btw jsyn

haha

me in the middle

>me in the middle
I can't see you

Still going, in my last year. I saved up and moved into a unit with one of my mates. I'm pretty much on fucking struggle street 24/7 but it beats living at home.