I'M GOING TO MARRY FRANCE!

I'M GOING TO MARRY FRANCE!

keep you fingers from france, eternal anglo, they are ours

again?

Only Italy is worth marrying us, brits and germans culture are beyond pathetic.

REEEEE we made you a country in the first place, ungrateful frogs

Belgians and Dutch, not Germans.

of course they are ;-) they belong to the germanic group

Haut gâteau.

You mostly bullied Alsace and Lorraine !

>we made you a country
>germans actually believe this

but it's true desu :3

its true though
franks were germanic

Elsas Lothringen is rightfully our clay. But you can keep it, friend

If anything we made ourself a country when Vercingetorix managed to unify the gauls, or with the baptism of Clovis, or with the treaty of Verdun.
>franks were germanic
And Franks just replaced the nobility, that's all. Also germanics =/= germans.

No

>fighting over the muslim holy land

BRAVO ES oh ok, it's just Lithuania

Never going to
GET TO FRANCE
Mary Queen of chance will they find you?

It's a gay ass song but I like it, specially the guitar parts.

I WANT TO BE FUCK BUDDY WITH FRANCE!

I wouldn't fight for this republic, but I will fight for a feudal Frankish empire

Dude that's ghey

but we don't want a stepmom

>You'll never fight for charlemagne

Marry me if you're a qt grill.
Fuck you. Brits and Krauts are more related to us than ritals.

Don't be so sad. Better times may come. We just have to restore the whole thing.