How do Europeans of Sup Forums feel about American tourists?

How do Europeans of Sup Forums feel about American tourists?

I'm traveling to Europe soon and I don't want to do much to stand out as some asshole American (even though my friends and I kind of are).

Plz no bully

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Alright, until they open their mouths.

Say that you are Canadian. Like every American tourist.

What stuff should I not say!?

All tourists are welcomed here, i would say

don't listen to the elitists Ameribro. American tourists are godtier :),

A bit dummy and naive but otherwise pretty good.

Everyone will adore you because TV brainwash.

sew canadian flag on rucksack, no one will know the difference.
whatever country you start in, go to a very cheap clothes shop or market and buy clothes to wear, clothing is always the giveaway
dress in suits all the time, no one will bat an eyelid and they will think you are business people so nationality is irrelevant
carry a pint of milk, tourists rarely do this

>carry a pint of milk, tourists rarely do this
But do natives? Are you sure it won't just make him look like a poorly dressed idiot?

"Hi"

Well, we have freedom of speech, you know...
Say whatever but racist things, that's it, try to be respectful

Watch waltersworld or something like that on youtube, he's an american travelling in Europe very often he explaines how to "not stan out" as an american, like for example not talk too loud

t. moorish lefitie

>Amerigan dorist
the motorized scooter is a dead give away :D

rumano maricón

Does Finland get tourists?

7,1 million in 2015

Interesting

most if not all are japs or chinks

Why?

I met only once a murrican tourists in my shithole about 5 years ago. There were three of them. Two 20-25yo history students with their professor ~40yo.
They were fine, but looked weird. They've asked how to get to some old buildings-architectural monuments. I said them that there are only rebuilded ones because of ww2 and showed them the way. They were sad that here was no really old buildings.

Thanks! This might get interesting because my friend who is coming along is probably the loudest fucker I know.

Japs for some reason love Finurando

just blend in, nobody will really notice or care. americans are well liked here

but i remember once i caught two american tourists having a loud argument outside a bar in Oslo. It was neat, like Hollywood in Norway. They stood out like sore thumbs.

>sew canadian flag on rucksack
As someone who has traveled quite a lot, every Canadian does this and it is the #1 think canucks are ridiculed about abroad. Really don't do this unless you want everyone to think you are a faggot

Those aren't actually canakeks, they're amerikeks masquerading as canakeks

no they're leafs for sure. it actually is really fucking pathetic. here's a blurb on it

theglobeandmail.com/life/travel/activities-and-interests/calling-all-canadians-slice-that-maple-leaf-off-your-backpack/article25113187/

Tbh, when I went to Madrid the natives were saying some pretty racist things to some thieving gypsies that got caught.

Last week when coming back to the airport in Paris i saw Canadians with those things, it's so ridiculous don't do this please

Anyways i actually never really talked much to an American tourist even though i'm Parisian
I see brits sometimes but i guess Americans stay in the center of town ?

I know one of my friends dated an American exchange student, she was ok just not very bright and pretty boring which is the impression i get from most Americans

It could be worse
The only tourists i really don't like are the Chinese

no feel

This is a pretty accurate:
youtube.com/watch?v=fmBMDcfnpaI

>This is pretty accurate
What... don't tell me all Norwegians are autistic spackers.

that guy seems pretty timid for a dallas cowboys fan

>that fistbump
>you will never go to nice Norway and fistbump a norwegian Sup Forums bro
feels bad man

They are better than most Euro tourists, but their freedom shows (not necessarily a bad thing but Americans are easy to tell)

at first i thought it was adam sandler
all americans look like adam sandler

I had this Texan lady sit next to me on the bus. Very talkative, and very excited to be here. Most Americans are like that and I like them.

What country?

The thing is when Norwegians meet foreigners they just talk about Norway and how great everything about Norway is.

The only good things I can think about Norway is, >majority white
>Nice scenery

We are going to Dublin, then to Amsterdam, then we will wing it and maybe go to Germany or Prague, and finally fly home from Rome

Just don't dress like a child and you'll be fine, American tourists often do this. As you probably know your country is very well liked here.

What's considered childish ?

pls leave your fanny pack at home, also any paraphernalia with the american flag printed on it, otherwise you're good.

British tourists set an EXTREMELY HIGH bar when it comes to obnoxious foreigners, so you'd REALLY have to go out of your way to intentionally offend the natives.

I've never met or to my knowledge seen an american. I think I heard some americans at a steakhouse though but I felt some kind of embarrasment because it was a place that tried to be 'american' and had a lot of cowboy stuff and country music and shit, I mean I like it, but I just cringed a bit when the real deal came and looked at our silly 'muricathemed-resturant.

Shorts.

did you know that the beer in norway is really expensive?

Shorts, sandals, basketball shoes, sportswear... etc. We are far from the best dressers in Europe ourselves but that stuff looks silly and stereotypical. Also it's not as hot as in most of America so you don't really need it to feel comfortable.

Ok cool thanks brahim

Amsterdam: Nothing really offensive but a few tips:
Don't buy drugs on the street.
Even though it's weed lmao capital, an individual can only carry 5 grams of weed on him, or risk a fine.
Don't accept cookies from strangers.
Don't forget to carry a valid ticket on you when in public transport (Inspection is random)
PT related: Watch the windows of the train (silent or talking area) and the number in your train. You likely bought a second class ticket, which isn't valid for the much nicer 1st class seats.

Other than that, pretty much the same rules and guidelines you probably use in your hometown.

Enjoy your trip Ameribro

they're usually kind and respectful fellas, i don't really have problem with them

NO ZIONISM

You forgot :
>Be paranoid about cyclists

They're everywhere, the road, the bike lane, the pavement, they do whatever they want in that city

And they straight up refuse to stop cycling even if you're standing in front of them.
These people would rather crash their bike into you than watch out, apparently the pedestrian is a lower class citizen who has no rights in Amsterdam

And no they will not yell at you or honk the horn or anything like that, that would be too easy, they expect you to magically know they're right behind you

Imagine if you're high, drunk, or both, it's a nightmare

Duch cyclists are basically terrorists

I still don't understand the hate for shorts. It sometimes gets hot/humid and you want to be a little cooler by wearing shorts. As long as they're not basketball shorts or those weird baggy ones I don't see what the problem is (though I don't know if Poland really gets hot enough to warrant wearing shorts desu, but I see this complaint from hot countries too)

But everyone loves cowboy/western shit

They're bad enough here, I couldn't imagine a place where everyone and their grandmother bikes to work.

PS. One of the busy main streets near me got rid of a car lane to add a bikelane which doubled car trafic REEEEEEEE

Don't bring your AUG and you should be fine

Sweat like a man, pussy.

Next time it's hot out I'll wear a parka so I can be a real man

in poland it might be hot, but not humid.

I can't really tell if a tourist is American, but one time these two young American men were going from door to door and spreading the word of God.
Over here most people are Atheist though, so nobody would talk to them from what i could tell.
Silly Americans.

Tbh humidity is the real problem. It's so uncomfortable. I prefer running in 32 C weather with low humidity rather than 18 C weather with >90% humidity.

Be careful here, do not mention any sort of ancestry and don't be obnoxious

american tourists are friendly as fuck

especially compared to northern european weirdos

>thieving gypsies
It's like saying sweet sugar, it's redundant.
Also gypsies are not people so this is perfectly acceptable

can confirm this

we had a Norwegian exchange student in 6th form for a year and he constantly went on about how great Norway was

He was also a hard core Rodt party shill. So not only did he go on about how great Norway was, he also went on about how great Communism and Socialism was. He was actually a pretty cool guy, it was just the fact that he was a commie Norwegian which was his downfall

>Tbh humidity is the real problem
i fucking know. The weather in POland is pretty much like in Chicago (both summer and winter) except for a humidity. I ve been there for couple of days and the humidity almost fucking killed me. I am too white for that shit.

Patriotism is nice. Fuck commies though

This so fucking much. I lived in Texas for a few years as a kid where 35 C wouldn't be out of the norm, but because it was dry heat it was fine.

Where I am now the hottest it has ever gotten is like 25 C max but on average it's like 90% humidity all year round and it's horrible even at 15 C

that feel when polish qts in short shorts though

literally never happened to me and I live here.
But ye treat cyclists like equals to cars.

They seem to be a bit clueless, and expect that we would have the American comfort levels and customs - they are usually surprised and sometimes a bit frustrated that we don't put ice into our drinks, and the AC is not turned to such a cold temperature as they are used to, and stuff like that.
But all in all, they are a good kind of tourists, compared to some others.

To be fair, most pedestrians are blind idiots who can't even grasp the concept of 'situational awareness'. When I'm walking, I keep my eyes open, and if I move laterally I check behind me to make sure nobody's coming from behind.

And I don't stop in the middle of the fucking road for some asinine bullshit.

Why is mentioning ancestry a bad thing

they love us for the money of course but talk shit about us especially the frogs

Most people are very anti-US. Not only because you have a very different culture than here in Europe, and because you have taken over their traditional role as the world's hegemon. But also because of your interventionism in the Middle East. Most Europeans have family members that were directly affected.

But most people also don't have anything against Americans as individuals. We are all able to separate the actions of individuals from those of the state.

As long as you don't dress entirely in Old Navy complete with ballcap and fannypack in addition to having an obese wife and two autistic children, you'll be fine.

Unfortunately that demographic and Cali sluts seem to be half of burger tourists

>your interventionism in the Middle East. Most Europeans have family members that were directly affected.
What? How so?

Well, because half of the Middle East's population moved here.

I don't care about them. My dad has a buissiness with Americans and I often see them in his hotel. They look like hipsters and say something like "hey little boy, do you speak English, say something, you've got so funny accent" and i like "sorrrri, me not speak English". Actually I'm gonna immigrate to the US in near future

Well, desu that's more the fault of European countries than of America's. There have been wars in the Middle East since forever, and we didn't have millions coming after every one.

don't forget the fat feminists with the thick glasses and the colored hair who act like they're so cultured for coming here

the worst is when they start growing body hair and post it on the internet because they actually believe it's socially acceptable in france
no your fat armpits with hair all over them are NOT sensual or artistic they are disgusting

they are all over parisian tinder, universities, cafés, everywhere
MAKE THEM GO AWAY

US government != US people

All the Americans I've met have been very nice people. The few that have a passport and are wealthy enough to travel abroad for a vacation tend to be quite civilized.

Probably helps that the ones I've met were all older tourist types.

My uncle once had to pick up an American businessman from the airport and as they were stopped at traffic lights the man pointed to a white man sweeping the street and said "back home we have niggers for that".

Mormon's perhaps? I just don't answer the door. They eventually leave

We don't want them back

>not very bright and pretty boring
Fair assesment desu. Usa is large so depending on region people are different but I can see it.

If you don't want to be pegged as an American straight away then don't wear any of the following.

Baseball cap
Waist bag / Belt pack
SHORTS
Sports jerseys
Sunglasses when indoors

If you see men walking around town with their tops off those are violent British chav tourists. Keep clear.

Galway is honestly nicer. Lots of students too, so you can probably fuk some 19 year old Siobhan.

You can keep them

>Most Europeans have family members that were directly affected.
Fuck off, Abdul, you're not European

Think about how you would want a tourist behaving around you when you're trying to get to work or school. The honest truth is they want you to kiss their ass because Europeans are arrogant so if you're willing to brown nose at the cost of you and your countries dignity I would suggest going about whatever business you were going to do and not even bother. Why do you care btw if you'll never meet these people ever again except for maybe at the end of your rifle scope.

Am I European? I'm not from Asian part of Russia

I have met two americans in my life, one was the cowboy type and the other a white gangsta.

Both were so fucking cringy and retarded i dont even understand how they could get a visa

Yes. I hung out with a Russian guy the Other night, playing cards and drinking. He was pretty cool.

Actually Russians don't like Germans because propaganda. People think that you can't spend money and kiss kebabs asses.
Have Bavarian gf

Of course, Russians are real bros

If you live in Moscow or west of Moscow you are European I think.

>Europeans are arrogant
Not true.
Brits and Germans are alright, Aussies seem socially crippled, and Americans are obsessed about telling me about every European's view on American politics. "The thing about Europe I don't understand is" and then proceeds to act as if we're uniform in our world views as countries.

What annoys me is that the fucking tea is flavoured wrong. It just doesn't taste like tea. And the milk is fake 3.5% bullshit.

I'm Irish though. Should I leave my namefagging on?