Why is there no Uber for hookers? Why haven't one of you cucks made it?

Why is there no Uber for hookers? Why haven't one of you cucks made it?

Tinder doesn't count.

Because Prostitution is still illegal in most US states.

Well actually I am working on an app kind of similar. It allows an unregulated market to exist anonymously(until they are in Geo range). Mainly geared to sell drugs but I can image prostitution would be just as easy.

So base it in some libertine country.

So is Uber.

Because people spend more money when they are unhappy in an attempt to become happy. And nothing makes people more miserable than marriage. If prostitution was legal, most successful people wouldn't put up with bullshit from another person. They would remain single, happy, and get laid by hot professionals all the time. Then the economy for pills, TVs, phones and cars would tank and America would fall apart.

>TVs, phones and cars would tank
Nope those still sell in netherlands

>he doesn't know about sihteeriopisto

There is. It's called "Uber".

but cops would use it to bust people

or everyone would think cops would use it to bust people so nobody uses it

this desu

idc

>what is adultwork.com

What is instagram.

Let me pay with cryptocoins. I want to pay a hooker with Bitbean

Call it Bonr

the laws of countries do not matter.
the rules of the walled gardens do tho.
both Google and Apple don't allow adult content in their walled gardens.

No.

What would you call it?
> inb4 "Luber"

you could make an app like that for android since it allows installing apps from other sources.

Only thing is though. How would you know who you are meeting isn't a cop? And how would the prostitute know if the client isn't a cop?

>OP is too underage and virgin to know about something called OUTCALLS

Jesus fuck, you're a dumb cunt.

Lub-

ah, fuck

i'm 27 and what is this?

>Lube her

because phones are fake ass markets and don't allow sexual bullshit in their fake markets.

though the thought of a super shitty fake prostitution market similar to Uber makes me keks.

literally tinder.

I hate being a virgin but I hate interacting with people irl more.

>no pills
>can't get extreme awesome stranger sex
>no TV
>he still watches TV
>no phone
>can't use hoober/Uker (OC donut steel) whenever you want wherever you are
>no car
>can't go to hoober/Uker appointments or hoober/Uker can't get to you.

was great until tinder fucked it up by paywalling everything

You do know that prostitutes, or 'escorts' can come to your house for an extra fee, right?

literally me desu.

>move back home to small town
>Tinder needs to connected to Facebook
>imagine the nightmares when connected to other hometown failures, who connect to other hometwon failures
I'm fine alone, thanks.

I miss the city where no one knows anyone. Anonymous hookups are easier.

I hardly know 'er

Source of pic?

The Realist, a collection of comics by Asaf Hanuka

It follows his take on family life in short form, with a bit of an overarc between each piece. If you read the whole thing in one sitting, it gets repetitive, but I believe it's designed more to be revisited and reread, rather than sped-through and thrown away.

Adultwork.com is great. I hire 18-20 year-old Romanian prostitutes here in the UK for £60 per half-hour.

and yet you where able to install grindr on both of them

Lol this is so wrong it hurts

for most of recorded history prostitution was legal and here we are

everything worked out just fine

>not getting fucked up off pills in your Testarossa as you take vids of the russian prostitute giving you road head so you can watch it later on your 4K 70" TV
If capitalism is the way it is, might as well do it right