hi how are you edition
/brit/
Ayden King
Lincoln Gonzalez
crayon pop
Angel Barnes
lads
Daniel Hernandez
Working tonight! yay..
Joseph Bailey
Lads
Alexander Miller
Country
Jace Bailey
Asuka.
Kayden Lewis
Czech'd
Elijah Diaz
I really really really like the way your flag looks on Sup Forums.
Hunter Brown
>5
>5
>5
Brayden Baker
fek u init blad u wanna go u aint sfe u wet af bruv
Caleb Watson
What's the longest NoFap streak you ever did /brit/, since you first discovered masturbation?
Dylan King
>going to festival with the lads all weekend
>not even looking forward to it
>actually dreading it because ill just feel completely mangled after day 1 and want to go home but will have to stick around with the lads
fuck sake
Matthew Howard
2000's era pop/rock/rap
Carson Jones
>Spiderman bedding
Xavier Phillips
WHAT UP BITCHES JOE ROGAN HERE BROUGHT TO YOU TODAY BY ... onnit.com
Jayden Brooks
Giving the new Chance the Rapper album a listen lads
Oliver Sullivan
nice trips
will you check this as well?
Luis Richardson
kpop is shit
Christopher Gutierrez
doing a poo
Jack Wright
holy shit dude that chimp is at least 400 pounds
Samuel Nguyen
Literally hate the poor.
Liam Miller
...
Nathaniel Watson
does every Icelander have a Jon Pall poster on their bedroom wall?
Easton Mitchell
Fucking fanny.
Luke Martin
and today we are remembering franz ferdinand: youtube.com
happy friday, peeps. PEACE OUT!
Luis Fisher
Summer makes me depressed because everyone outside it with someone and they're generally happy
Owen Watson
niggers
Ethan Harris
everyoone does lad
Jackson Young
It should be illegal for sluts to touch old glory desu
Xavier James
i know mate. need some encouraging words to buckle up.
Anthony Brown
So close, gypsy.
Mason Adams
yes so what you're talking *pulls mic closer* about these uh *clears throat* these 'chakras' they're actually uh *clears throat* what they are they're in your pineal gland and what they are are these spiritual power in your body but you gotta be careful man because if your pineal gland gets calcified then just poof they're gone you know and what can actually enhance this and really bring this out is something call dimethyltryptamine yeah jaimie could you get a picture of it up ... *looks over* yeah now that is the tablet of the summerian annunaki and that thing in the corner is actually our solar system, to scale. what were we talking about? oh yeah what people dont understand is that you can abuse anything i mean you can abuse cheeseburgers
alright we better wrap this up because we're approaching the 3 hour mark and we'll just turn into baboons
Ian Fisher
I'm originally from Chester. I moved to Antrim Road (was told that's where all the rich people live).
Because I've already been to Ireland and loved it this place is like a British Ireland without the cuckery it's great
There's loads of English people here. Was told we're the biggest immigrant group outweighing scotshits.
Angel Wilson
>Benzos are subtle drugs you need loads to feel the effects
No you don't at all.
And it depends on what you're using them for, you fucking Sup Forumstard
Adam Butler
save the dizzle for last, that's what knackers you
Jordan Jenkins
Just got stood up by my mates at the pub lads
Said they'd be there at 4... went in, looked around that dark and dreary shithole and they weren't in there
Gutted
Kevin Martin
watching this
Jordan Hernandez
Leo Murphy
need my willy touched
Oliver Watson
Yes
Ethan Diaz
saddest song I have ever heard, props to the Scotch to be able to make this most hauntingly beatiful music in the world
youtube.com
alba ga bruth my fellow britishers
Hudson Johnson
going to get completely bladdered tonight lads watch out for my killer posts yeah
Anthony Peterson
That's what makes this the best goddamn country in the world lad
The FREEDOM for hoes to use a flagpole as a stripper pole
Kayden Johnson
normans leave the thread at once
Grayson Brown
Got cancer
Angel Bennett
We're in a different pub.
Jonathan Thomas
message them
unless this is you
Jordan Watson
>Be girl
>Be drunk
>Someone has sex with you
>It's rape because you couldn't control your actions
>Be man
>Be drunk
>Drive a car
>You were fully in control of your actions and committed a crime
Explain.
Luis Allen
Black brits still making better music than white brits
Mason Morgan
Who are the /brit/ approved comedians?
Jason Murphy
The rape is forced upon them by a second party
Your car didn't force you to drive it
Jackson Bell
Joe Rogan is such a fucking douche. He needs to learn to shut the fuck up for two seconds and let his guest speak, because his shitty opinions are almost always ill informed, backed by pseudo scientific garbage or otherwise completely wrong.
Robert Lopez
get cancer
Gavin Foster
Me
I write some gut busting posts desu
Austin Bailey
was that your impersonation of joe rogan shitting on joe rogan?
Cooper Thompson
is this supposed to be funny
David Foster
Female privilege
Josiah Perry
>playing tiny steam greenlight skiing game
>everyone talking about MAGA and Trump in the chat
Are we living in a memeified society at last?
Logan Foster
me
Luis Gomez
I'm fine with women being given special treatment as long as we abandon this whole silly "men and women are equal" meme
Luis Wilson
ulster cornwall and belfast all three completely shitposted this general into submission and now it's utterly fucked and they don't come anymore I think they had an agenda
Jace Martinez
me
sometimes i get drunk and write "bits" on a google docs document in the vain attempt to one day follow my dream of being a stand up comic
Owen Long
1) you're mom
2) Dylan Moran
3) Noel Fielding
Asher Bell
This is what I imagine most of the /brit/ posters to be like
Colton Garcia
h3h3productions
million dollar extreme
Lincoln Diaz
gf just sent me this
Robert Harris
That lad is pretty good at acting 2bh.
Really enjoyed that video. Well written as well
Evan Phillips
You are literally the only twat who's still banging on about those nobodies
Eli Hernandez
>rape laws treat men unfairly
Easton Robinson
my cpu water cooler broke
how do i fix this do I have to buy a stock cooler
do you have to take out your cpu and shit to add a stock cooler
Aiden Bell
What if your mate asked you to drive him home?
Evan Martin
reddit flags were the worst thing to happen to this general, apart from ribena
I miss when it was just porridgelad and pooey lynx lad
Henry Hernandez
i can sing better than that easy
Carson Lee
What game?
Michael Bailey
but what if the guy is drunk as well?
or what if she starts unbuttoning his pants and feeling his dick?
Levi Perez
Just received British television for the first time. What the fuck is this cuck shit?
Jeremiah Butler
SNOW
Christopher Parker
is it bad that i dont like wallace and grommit
i think theyre fucking shit to be honest
Sebastian Morgan
>tanlines
Yes very good
Adam Ortiz
why does the swede spammer do what he does?
Ryder Taylor
haha zing! :)
Aiden Russell
but you're drunk and driving the car and you're held responsible. i don't believe he's talking about rape-rape, rather he's talking about just having sex with a girl when you're both drunk and you being held accountable for raping. now if thats the case -- then you can use the exact same car driving analogy as you are drunk on both accounts and therefore should take equal responsibility (so who's to then say that you raped the girl if it's on both of you since you're both drunk?)
Nolan Nguyen
mental illness, why else
Grayson Garcia
>tfw bullied porridge away from this general
>tfw I turned him from an autistic peter hitchens fanboy straight edger to a normie drug user who now takes speed
Camden Martin
You can still tell him "no". If your friend forced you to drive him home via blackmail or violent threats then your friend would be guilty of a different offense.
Hunter Miller
>buys something that has a lifetime of 2-3 years
>doesn't bother figuring out what to do when that lifetime is up
>too stupid to fix a problem that is inevitable
Bentley Mitchell
Luke Bailey
>Channel 4
It's like our leftist shite edgy channel
Matthew Smith
very good lad
needs more *pulls mic closer* uh what was i talking about? *clears throat* oh yeah stamps.com it's amazing get on it PEACE!
-train by day; joe rogan podcast by night. all day.-
Ian Bennett
Lads I'd really appreciate it if you'd vote to remain in the EU since my girlfriend of 6 years is Swedish and halfway through her uni course (she also works part time) and leaving the EU might fuck everything up
Cheers
Jose Fisher
>do you have to take out your cpu and shit to add a stock cooler
nah
Just be careful if it's an amd cpu, sometimes the thermal paste will act like an adhesive and the cpu comes off with the cooler
Brody Cooper
So can the girl.
David Ward
>2) Dylan Moran
>3) Noel Fielding
shit taste
Joshua Myers
fuck off paki
Wyatt Garcia
>leaving the EU will inconvenience normies
I know how I'm voting now :^)
Landon Morgan
>being able to remember what happened below the age of 6
literal autistic memory
John Howard
>there are American 'men' in this thread who drive an automatic
kek
Noah Perez
how old is pre school? 3 or 4? i remember watching this kid play a luigi game on his gameboy and i was VERY jealous haha
Jack Martinez
just buy 212 evo