I wish to dispel your incorrect assumptions about my great nation. Ask me anything

I wish to dispel your incorrect assumptions about my great nation. Ask me anything.

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take a deep whiff. What do you smell? Honestly

I have a cold, canada san. But I would probably smell mustiness from my room cooler.

Forgive me my mistake sicne I am drunk, Denmark San.

Is your country very divided? Would the country be better if the poorest 50% didn't exist?

Stop coming here Poo in Loojets

good memeing from seth

Do you poo in the loo?

Why did the Jews kill Jesus?

Also, what do you think about Modi/your government in general?

Because he was a Jew

Quite divided. The rich cannot comprehend the problems the poor face, and the poor cannot comprehend a middle class lifestyle. The hindus and the muslims are always set against each other, and christians like me have absolutely no representation.

It would certainly be different if the poorest 50% didn't exist. We suffer from a huge population problem, and the government had started to give subsidies to the poor that will now never be pulled (because whoever does it will have no chance of getting re-elected). As it stands, only 2% of Indians pay taxes, according to some sources. The businessmen and shop owners evade taxes, leaving the salaried classes to pay quite a bit of money that we never get to see spent on ourselves, since it must be spent on subsidizing the farmers, since they earn a piittance and cannot survive otherwise.

Why is your middle-class culture so nauseatingly juvenile? It seems like everyone is either autistic or trying really hard to emulate some caricature of American culture.

No one is proposing any policies similar to the Chinese one-child program, are they?

Always a good answer

>Why did the Jews kill Jesus?
what

He said I could ask him anything

madrasi or chinki?

piss off abdul
I have two loos and poo in them regularly
Because the jews are basically muslim retards.
Modi is the best we can hope for but seriously, we need someone who understands new technology and how it can be used to benefit us. We need accountability, better policing, transparency and all the government officials should have appraisals. As it is, a government job means sitting around drinking tea and eating snacks, doing a bit of work when the mood strikes, and no one can do anything about it. They are never laid off, the worst that happens to them is a transfer if they piss off the higher ups. That shit needs to change.

What's the general view of the old raj with you lot now mate?

Will Britain make India great?

Fuck off pajeet, an Indian calling Jews retarded or Muslims is just ironic. You're just a paki without a toilet killing people for eating cows

What is the most used computer operating system in India?

Can you dispel the assumption that I am, at 187cm tall, taller than 500 million and more Indians?

Are there any real plans to deal with the major problems in India ie pollution of the rivers(and access to clean drinking water that arises from that), overpopulation, and the street shitting thing?

Fuck if I know. I hate it too. People read harry potter and listen to skrillex and act like they are hot shit. But if you look through the plebs, some Indians are actually interesting and not complete morons.

No one. In the past, we had a program that offered you benefits if you got yourself sterilized, but that's before I was even born. I think they scrapped that.
Glorious himachali

Why do half your people not poo in the loo?

are the memes real?

why are mumbai girls so tharki?

why is your kind so fucking ugly

You guys need a 1 child policy.

>As it is, a government job means sitting around drinking tea and eating snacks, doing a bit of work when the mood strikes, and no one can do anything about it. They are never laid off, the worst that happens to them is a transfer if they piss off the higher ups. That shit needs to change.

Literally same here.

Be honest with me OP, do you sometimes look at white women on tv or the internet, and then look at your women and think "wow, they are clearly inferior in looks".


I'm not trying to trigger you, but I've never found an Indian girl I find attractive And the ones that don't make me want to puke, look sort of mixed with European.

What I mean is, do you find Indian women as ugly as we outside of Indian see them?

What's the deal with arranged marriages?

Are they as bad as people over here make them out to be or are they more civil?

>I've never found an Indian girl I find attractive
Shilpa shetty?

India is a huge area with huge population, they have all kinds of people.

People are still salty about it. They still say shit like "Britain took all our gold and money away" and "If not for Britain we would be 1000 times better off now". IMO some of you were real shits, causing the bengal famine and all but it was entirely the fault of Indians for letting you do that to us.

You already gave us tea. What more can you do?

Your countrymen are pathetic. I have seen them come here to party. They are all hippie spiritual idiots. Why do you come here if you think we suck so much?

Windows 7, no doubt.

You probably are. I am 186cms and I rarely see anyone taller than me.

Yeah, there is a clean India campaign and the ganga (the ganges to you) cleaning campaign. But the ganga campaign kinda failed. They were tightening the rules around releasing industrial effluents into rivers a little time ago. So at least there is that. Currently, there are no big steps being taken towards curbing the population growth that I know of. A few years ago, there was a campaign whose slogan can be roughly translated to "Us two, our two" which encouraged people to have no more than two kids. But there are not real penalties if you don't follow that.

Why do you want India's demography to collapse

Same

triggered

Half Indian, half white women can be attractive

They still happen

They aren't great. But no worse than normal marriage desu.

Why are Indian Universities such shitfests?
I mean, literalyl everyone who can pay get their degree. Your Universities are not even difficult; they are in fact degree mills. Atleast most of them.

Is India not pro education? Are you even valueing knowledge?

>Shilpa shetty

She doesn't look hideous, but no I don't find her attractive. Her nose looks weird.

India is fucked.

You know, OP is pretty ok in my books.

How are Punjabis seen in India? I've never met people more disgusting that I hate more in my life. And I don't just mean body odor, terrible personalities and so manipulative and decitful

Don't know too many more Indians other than some catholics from some southten region, can't remember the name.

The problem is it is accepted that at least one of the children will live with the parents and take care of them in their old age. Very strong family tradition.

But yeah, the overpopulation is crazy. Most groups are very tolerant and non-violent culturally, otherwise the whole place would have exploded into violence.

Because there are no loos around them.
In some places, yes. But not in clean, well developed states.
Too much chowmein.
You is your kind so rude :(
We do.
Nah... A lot of Indian women are ugly, but a lot of them are really beautiful, IMO. Its no different from Japan, America, France, Russia or any other country. Everyone has 1/10s and also 10/10s.
Thing is, our people are really attached to their parents. They just don't say no if a marriage is fixed and usually marry someone they don't even like just because their parents think its a good match. These days, though things are better. In the middle classes, they at least let the couple get to know each other before they get married.

Good thread
A shame about Sup Forumstards tho
Also come home white minded man

China hasn't collapsed faggot.

China's productiviy gain from only one child has far outweighed what a free system would have created. Look at India.

how hard is it to buy a loli slave gf somewhere in rural parts of northern India

India's education = trash

It is called arranged marriage.

You are gay or insane

>Nah... A lot of Indian women are ugly, but a lot of them are really beautiful, IMO. Its no different from Japan, America, France, Russia or any other country. Everyone has 1/10s and also 10/10s.

I see. I guess I'm indeed biased then. Can you post a girl from your FB know that you consider cute?

Also, are you Christian? How did this happened?

Do you feel broship to other Indo-Europeans?

>China hasn't collapsed faggot
Lurn 2 read

There is a huge bubble of elderly people in China that is about to start retiring en masse and they don't have a replacement generation of younger people to make up the slack

>Northern India
>buying poon
You'll be mocked relentlessly for being such a naive cuck. If you want sweet loli cunt in that part of the country, you take it.

Her nose is weird, and her features don't look feminine enough. She has pretty eyes tho.

You question is quite difficult... Absolutely no one cares about getting a quality education. If a college has a good reputation, they will fetch you a higher paying job. So people don't really care that they know nothing and are being screwed out of a lot of money because they will get a degree, and the degree will get them a near guarantee that their life is not going to suck.
Arigatou US-kun.
I can only speak for myself. I live near punjab and I hate it. I hate their terrible shitty personalities and their bitchiness and their stupid gloating. Punjabis are rich but have no class to show for it. Their religion is pretty cool though, stresses service to fellow humans and honor.

Do Indians love America?

>But not in clean, well developed states.

So just two states in South India and maybe Mumbai.

He's gay. I can confirm since he sucked my dick yesterday.

Also a real man wouldn't be picky about such irrelevant stuff like her nose.

This nose will hunt you in your sleep for saying that Brayan.

Agreed.

>You question is quite difficult... Absolutely no one cares about getting a quality education. If a college has a good reputation, they will fetch you a higher paying job. So people don't really care that they know nothing and are being screwed out of a lot of money because they will get a degree, and the degree will get them a near guarantee that their life is not going to suck.

Why is nobody caring about education in India?
In germany, Switzerland, Austria, ... degree aren't 'gifted' but earned with a lot of studying and even then it's not guaranteed you suceed.
It's a shame, really.

I know several people fom India who tried their luck here, I even know some project managers and all say india "engineers" and alike are just not usable in any work. They lack big times knowledge.

>implying you have to be Sup Forums to think India is shit.

Can you tell the Indians at BT to stop calling me every day about better packages, really annoying. Also, you say you're Christian are you also a bit white, or are you brown like most Indians?

She's pretty ugly desu, now imagine her without all that makeup.... stuff of nightmares lad.

Thanks senpai

>to make up the slack

Demographics aren't what matters. It's productivity per worker. By having one kid per family, China has invested greatly in a single child.
1. Way higher education
2. Way higher productivity
3. A lot less pollution
4. Far easier to develop economy

They have a demographic problem. But it is vastly less of a problem than India.

The Chinese are far richer per person than India. Furthmore, they are less polluted and will be greatly less polluted in the future.

India is literally confined to permament poverty because of its populatiob.

India is a giant in innovation if they had the same natural recourses as burger land they would smash your tech giants

Props to india for giving serious considered answers to some shitposts and not rising to bait.

Serious question: What is the indian diet like? Do you, or others, often get diarrhea because of your diet?

C'mon, britbong, he is obviously middle class and they have great food in India.

Shitskins.

Back to Sup Forums lad
Enjoy high school education

IDK senpai. I don't think its very hard with enough money, child trafficking rings in big cities come up in the news now and then.

Not from my facebook but I think she is a qt
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I'm christian because about eight generations ago, my ancestors converted. I don't know why for sure, maybe for a sack of rice. But my mother told me it was because of some mass immigration out of andhra which was under the rule of the sultans. They tortured and killed you if you didn't convert to islam so my ancestor fled with a priest who converted them to christianity. Doesn't make much sense but there it is.

Only people I feel a little bit of broship towards are brits since they know how to take things light and you drink tea (this is probably because I live in a place that used to be a british military holiday home), and then australia maybe because they swear as much as we do. The little nations around us are bros too.

Lad, I've seen and fucked girls with worse noses. That's why you're a 27 yo hopeless virgin.

>which is why they make $2,000 per capita

how common is english? i know it's an official langauge, but do people actually speak it? i've heard it's common in the south and hindi's common in the north

It is a weird nose to be fair

Pic related you gf.

Where does this 27 meme comes from?

As a place to escape to and earn money, yes. But people are still salty about the nuclear pact thing, and your constant support to the pakistan.
Himachal, punjab and haryana are quite clean too. Some eastern states are nice and clean as well. BIMARU is fucked. Bihar, Madhya Pradesh, Rajasthan, Uttar Pradesh and the like.

Why can't you all just look and think like Rushdie?

Great Britain was best thing ever to happen to India.

So you are a hopeless virgin then

Kind of. I've had sex, just never for free. None of the escorts I've fucked had had a nose like that tho.

That's really sad man.

I know. I'm not saying she's got a nice nose. I just can't understand why some people put so much emphasis on such small details.

>implying you wouldn't fuck her if you got the chance

Saddest thing I've read in a while.

user, understand that a job is a means of escape for us. Having a good engineering job means a lot of security in your life. Universities take advantage of that and screw us over.

To each its own I guess. I wasn't blessed with good looks or personality. It was either escorts or fuck all.

I'm pretty cynical about it too. I've seen my friends spend stupid amounts of money taking out to dinner or drinks bitches that didn't even fuck them. You always pay for sex, one way or another.

Besides it's fairly cheap. A nice escort, college student, could go for $50 USD. If you forgo a bit of quality you can get pussy for $20 USD.

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Did you not read my post you illiterate twit?

You must be from the north India then, Punjab region maybe?

>You always pay for sex, one way or another.
Biggest beta meme of all time. I've met girls that I've paid nothing to fuck. Hot ones

This.

Rice, cooked/fried veggies, lentils, and rotis (Indian bread) for a simple meal. The paneer dishes you might be familiar with aren't for eating every day. Those of us who don't have religious restrictions or just don't follow the rules also eat eggs, mutton, chicken and fish. Crabs and prawns are also eaten in the coastal areas. Beef is also consumed in some states but it actually got banned in some states a while ago. There was a big fuss about it.
We don't usually get diarrhea since our digestive systems are probably used to all the spicy food.

>Why can't you all just look...like Rushdie?
really m8?

OK, legit question. Does spicier food last longer before spoiling in hot weather?

Why has Sup Forums become so childish, this was an interesting thread ;_;

That's not how it works you twit
They spice food to mask the taste of rotten food