CAN I BE AMERICAN PLEASE

CAN I BE AMERICAN PLEASE

Yes, friend.

No, we're full

If you want to be American you're already American in your heart. Everyone on Earth is actually American. They just need time to realize it.

We only let in shitskins.

Thank you, friend.

I don't need much space.

was meant for: I hope this doesn't affect my chances of becoming American.

all are welcome, come on a travel visa and just stay.

>disapora that can't integrate into a nanny state like the netherlands
Nah nigger, we don't need another body for whatever ethnic enclave you'd end up slithering into

Do you want to work and eat hamburgers with friends while talking about American football or terrorism and to clap at most social events?

I need work, any offers? I crave atleast 3k each month

Are you white? just curious

Yes to both.

Please die

gemeen

Fuck off, we're full.

BTW, my name is Jelle, will this be a problem?
I'ts Frisian for William, i could go by that if you think it's better.

zo ben ik

Anyone can be an American if they try hard enough

Well as long as you like private transportation come on over!

You can use your real name, just don't be surprised if people can't pronounce it

So you wanna be "north" or "south american?

we love germanic people, especially the dutch

Does this mean I can be American too?

>He fell for the "America is not a country meme"
Its a matter of the language. In English and every other language in the world, America means the country. In the Romance languages only, it means the continent.