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In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/zP789wR

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic v1.4
my.mixtape.moe/aijpuk.jpg

>Chink Shit Infographic "Eiaosi's a Shit Edition"
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• The Mi6 launch happened, it has no headphone jack but it looks kind of nice so there's that • Quadcopter user tries spinning his FPV quadcopter • user posts update on his percolators • user unboxes a Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild print from AliExpress
youtu.be/ZSmar6_Vd6o
• Useful quadcopter advice • user gets a different kind of fidget toy • user shows off his VE Monks • user gets a comfy looking bohemian rug style mousemat • user receives three "raybans" a KZ ED12 and some hair bands • user's leather watch strap is actually leather • No honour among chinks, Doogee copies the Mi Mix and calls their bezelless phone the Doogee Mix • user recieves a light weight metal spinner • user has to pay custom fees on his new phone confirms Redmi 4 Prime as THE phone to get for manlets • user reviews the IPUDIS Bluetooth earbuds • Xiaomi Mi Pad 3's ROM is shit • user gets a rubiks cube • user is happy with a Benjie S5 • user reviews a weeb figure • user posts his new chink shit • user gets a glass frog from China • HypertonicAnon unboxes some Wayfarer replicas Previous thread

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aliexpress.com/item/1-9inch-Glass-Crystal-Frog-Leaves-in-Lotus-Figurines-Feng-Shui-Paperweight-Crafts-Art-Collection-Table/32721260443.html
nakedcapitalism.com/2017/03/competition-china-reduced-innovation-us.html
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-11-22/freer-u-s-china-trade-coincided-with-suicide-surge-for-white-males
aliexpress.com/item/2017-Hot-rays-Fashion-Women-Men-s-Sun-Glasses-Vintage-Way-Style-UV-Protection-Retro-Sunglasses/32807507453.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.31.ErmnD5&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_1_10152_10065_10151_10068_10130_10136_10137_10060_10138_10155_10062_10156_10154_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10103_10102_10096_10148_10147_10052_10053_10142_10107_10050_10143_10051_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10178_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10037_10033_10032_10078_10079_10077_10073_10070_10123_10124-10037_10077,searchweb201603_4,afswitch_1,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=fdca1c29-5c54-4190-a440-0d365090b788&algo_expid=e9323235-d671-4740-ab15-f47367f88b20-4&algo_pvid=e9323235-d671-4740-ab15-f47367f88b20
aliexpress.com/store/product/2017-Fashion-Polarized-Pilot-Men-Women-Sun-Glasses-REY-UV400-Brand-Designer-aviation-Sunglasses-for-women/2949229_32804689227.html?spm=2114.12010608.0.0.zyzaIB
aliexpress.com/item/OUKITEl-A28-Smart-Watch-With-Heart-Rate-Monitor-1-54-inch-IPS-HD-Screen-Bluetooth4-0/32702725939.html
aliexpress.com/item/HOT-OUKITEL-A58-Smartwatch-1-61-inch-Heart-Rate-Bluetooth-Smart-Watch-Compatible-for-IOS-Android/32797302927.html
aliexpress.com/item/Huawei-Nova-5-0-inch-Dual-SIM-Mobile-Phone-Snapdragon-625-Octa-Core-4GB-3GB-RAM/32759669912.html
kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-4a
aliexpress.com/item/b111112222/32614735818.html
sky56.cn/english/track/index
myredditnudes.com/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

1st for boycotting chinkshit and buying domestic. Your unchecked foreign consumerism makes you a traitor to your countries.

Is this a good keyboard?

>59977347
This is bait, don't give him yous

(You)

...

best fidget spinner for ~$5

The day the USA heavily taxes imports and everyone is forced to buy domestic is the day I will gladly give my money to the shitty corporations that choose to ship overseas :^)

I want to buy some of those mouse pads with tits, anyone ever buy them before? I'd also like a rechargeable lighter, I'll buy a few for gifts. Maybe one of those flip clocks too, I think they look cool.

>Xiaomi Mi Pad 3's ROM is shit
How much is Doogee paying you to write these lies?

What's the minimum RAM requirement for your phones, Sup Forumsoys?

Eh, it's alright.

I live in Chinkland tho. How do I buy domestic without buying chink?

the value is too good to pass

Got my 940 clone today. Its really nice, it came drop shutting but I don't really like that so I tightened the pivot and loctited it. The quality of the carbon fiber is fantastic, the blade is ground perfect (unlike real benchmades), its perfectly centered, theres a small amount of side to side blade play if you really crank on it but my real benchmades do this as well. And to top it all off; its only 75g which is insane for a 3.5" blade.

Highly recommend this to anyone looking to upgrade from ganzos and such. It was €66 (real thing is €360) and shipping took for fucking ever.

forgot the pic

3GB

I only got it after work so I didn't get a chance to use it outside but it handled food prep fine :^)

Are these better than beats

link cute socks and i'll buy it

Chink glass frog is nice guys. I really like it, might get a few different glass pieces in the future.
Only gripe is that it isn't perfectly balanced but that doesn't really matter. As long as I don't hit my desk or something, otherwise it'll move a bit.
I am also surprised at how fast it arrived!
Ordered on the 7th of April, and it got here today.

Here's a link in case anyone is interested.
aliexpress.com/item/1-9inch-Glass-Crystal-Frog-Leaves-in-Lotus-Figurines-Feng-Shui-Paperweight-Crafts-Art-Collection-Table/32721260443.html

>using the smiley with a carat nose

I'm kinda interested in picking up a smart watch. I'd like one that has a heart rate monitor built in, but I want more than just one of those fitbit type things. Anyone have any good suggestions?

There's not a single problem with that.

Can someone recommend me a good snes usb controller?

Read the infographic in the OP

Not really chinkshit suggestions but the Apple Watch if you have an iPhone. Gear S3 if you have a Samsung phone (okay-ish if you have standard Android). Android Wear 2 watches, Zen Watch 3 is good.

I own the Huawei Watch, it only has a developer build of Android Wear 2 right now. It's stylish and I like that but if you want something going forwards I would recommend avoiding this watch as Huawei's currently president has decided to insult smartwatches so it's likely that they may not make any more in the future.

If you want a chink smartwatch then you need something like the KW88 but it needs a lot of tweaks, avoid square chink smartwatches as the custom ROM support is usually poor. DM98 apparently has great battery life but is huge and has no custom ROM support.

I own the No1 D6, it's not bad but the battery life is terrible unless you install the only battery saving ROM on it.

The AmazFit has good reviews but I don't own it, community support for it seems good and the actual devs still make stuff for it so it's getting new stuff all the time.

In general the heart rate monitors for smart watches are pathetic, do your research before you commit as it's probably cheaper to just get a regular watch and put on a fitness band when you do gym.

What's a good chink music player?

>fruitfag
Get out, do you even Sup Forums

Check 8bitdo controllers

JUST GET A FUCKING PHONE REEEEEEEEEEE FUCK THIS "DEDICATED MUSIC PLAYER" MEME IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING

I already do but It eats up too much battery

what?

please leave

I live on a shithole protectionist country that takes like 50% tax on imports. You know what happens? Local manufacturers literally start producing shittier quality products than the chinks, at a higher price.
And then you have a ton of people trying to dodge taxes.
Competition, motherfucker.

Hello fellow Huezilian

That's because you live in a third world country where brown people are less productive than chinks. Same thing doesn't happen in Europe or America as white people are genetically superior.

What the fuck is this

Somebody link me polarized ray ban aviator and wayfarer reps

Pls

Not Brazilian

You know, the guys from the party that voted for those shitty policies, the same corrupt, populists, that win by saying what blue collar workers want to hear and shitting on the media that didn't back them up were saying they quite like Trump.
Of course a first worlder that has always lived on a fully capitalist country would think highly of protectionism. Only you could afford to be so retarded and hold a high standard of living at the same time.

Competition From China Reduced Innovation in the US
nakedcapitalism.com/2017/03/competition-china-reduced-innovation-us.html

Suicide Surge for White Males Followed Freer U.S.-China Trade
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-11-22/freer-u-s-china-trade-coincided-with-suicide-surge-for-white-males

Fuck China.

aliexpress.com/item/2017-Hot-rays-Fashion-Women-Men-s-Sun-Glasses-Vintage-Way-Style-UV-Protection-Retro-Sunglasses/32807507453.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.31.ErmnD5&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_1_10152_10065_10151_10068_10130_10136_10137_10060_10138_10155_10062_10156_10154_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10103_10102_10096_10148_10147_10052_10053_10142_10107_10050_10143_10051_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10178_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10037_10033_10032_10078_10079_10077_10073_10070_10123_10124-10037_10077,searchweb201603_4,afswitch_1,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=fdca1c29-5c54-4190-a440-0d365090b788&algo_expid=e9323235-d671-4740-ab15-f47367f88b20-4&algo_pvid=e9323235-d671-4740-ab15-f47367f88b20

I'll check those out, user. I like the round ones anyway.

Although now that I think about it more, it's a bit of a frivolous purpose. I wear a cheap casio because I work with chemicals all day and I would imagine a smart watch is much more susceptible to damage from solvents that a regular old F-91. It would still be fun, but I wouldn't be able to wear it very much. I do like the idea though, maybe I'll get the Xiaomi one listed in the OP to try it out and if it's something I really like I can spend a bit more for a nicer one with more features.

Is this a meme or is actually good?

aliexpress.com/store/product/2017-Fashion-Polarized-Pilot-Men-Women-Sun-Glasses-REY-UV400-Brand-Designer-aviation-Sunglasses-for-women/2949229_32804689227.html?spm=2114.12010608.0.0.zyzaIB

It requires batteries.

Thank

Howdy there chinaman. I reckon you could use some good ol american jerky, made in the texan tradition.

Wait a few more years and we'll settle you with some quality american tools, only the best for ya pardner.

B^)

>paying for mobile service
>carrying around a phone and a tablet/laptop
>not just getting an MP3 player for music
>not just getting a GPD to do literally anything a laptop can do and use VOIP over free wifi

It's like you don't even understand why people would stoop to buying chinkshit in the first place.

>implying this is a bad thing
For anything that isn't high drain or in need of lots of power, lithium batteries can fuck right off

It's better than the ps3 controller, not quite as good as a 360 though.

Takes 2 AAs and doesn't shit the bed like 360 AA holders.

>implying i can use VOIP

>I'm too retarded to use a VPN or any other of the billion VOIP apps that they don't know about

Buying domestic sounds nice until you realize that your salary is determined based on competition from a globalized job market.

Shut up if you don't know what you're talking about. My neighbor got beheaded for using VPN

>My time has no value

Nigga I ain't doing all that shit

>beheaded for using VPN
[citation needed]

What is the best chink bluetooth earbuds under 20$?

US """"Manufacturers"""" (read: distributors and brands that just slap a name and logo on a chink product) are the ones making money right now off chink crap. Having the same shit produced in the US would break even or cost less due to:

>bigger profit margins for the producer company due to the fewer changes of hands from factory to end user
>less headaches over loss of product/quality control
>less DEALING WITH CHINKS DIRECTLY (see image)

Instead of having to go through multiple layers of chinks before even getting a product imported, branding and custom packaging, etc it's better to just produce products domestically as it also means you're employing people who will put money into the pockets of other potential customers.

The people selling chinkshit to normies are scammers. They hate people like us who buy direct from chinkland because we kill their scam jobs.

Americans (and some other cultures like english, french, japanese and taiwanese) have a thing called "taking pride in your work" and there's still americans alive who long for the glory days of "made in america." Compare how even the hordes of dumbass hillbillies have pride vs how chinks are in a massive oversupply of retarded backstabby rural chink labor.

But I'll keep buying chink shit as long as my other option is just several times more expensive for the same shit with just a proper english box.

You can sometimes get a Sony Smartwatch 3 for cheap if you want something to toy with. It won't get Android Wear 2 from Sony but people are making a custom ROM for it, the progress is early so don't expect much.

The ZenWatch 2 can also sometimes be found cheap but again Asus does not seem to want to put Android Wear 2 on it. The community have ported the Huawei Watch's Android Wear 2 developer build, it's buggy but it works. If you consider a ZenWatch 2, beware that there are two models (frustratingly they are both called the ZenWatch 2) and you'll want the model with the loudspeaker.

It really depends what you want it for, a typical Android Wear is mainly to remotely use your phone for some basic functionality. Works decently for GPS with Google Maps. Controlling your music from your wrist is also nice if you're using headphones that don't have remote controls.

No Android Wear 2 means replying to SMS/Emails are done purely via voice which is terrible, you're better off taking your phone out of your pocket.

If you happen to have a Samsung phone then I would very much recommend the Gear S2 or S3, the twisting bezel can get annoying if you're wearing a shirt but they're both very nice smartwatches. These two watches work on regular Android but you'll have some functionality cut out because Samsung pulled a dick move and made it so some of the watch functions don't work without a Samsung phone.

Circular chink smartwatches can be found rather cheap though, do be sure to do some research if you look into these. They usually run full Android and do not really tether to your phone so they can run standalone. The GPS on these watches suck bad (game over if you stand under a tree).

If you're into your fitness game, I wouldn't recommend any smartwatch, get a fitness band.

My ps4 skin came in, I'm satisfied with the result. The controller was already the psx color, but it had a skin for the TouchPad, making it uniform.

Get these ones
aliexpress.com/item/OUKITEl-A28-Smart-Watch-With-Heart-Rate-Monitor-1-54-inch-IPS-HD-Screen-Bluetooth4-0/32702725939.html

aliexpress.com/item/HOT-OUKITEL-A58-Smartwatch-1-61-inch-Heart-Rate-Bluetooth-Smart-Watch-Compatible-for-IOS-Android/32797302927.html

These are the only quality low-cost smartwatches in the market right now

And do yourself a solid

Stop listening to people asking you to spend over a hundred on an electronic handwear gimmick or buy second-hand e-wear

Seems good enough for me. Thanks.

Any recommendations for comfortable headphones for people who wear glasses?

cloth>leather in that case

WHAT HAPPEN TO THE PLANT GUY
AND THAT MEXICAN FAGGOT THAT ORDERED OVER 90000 REDMEMES

Cops raided his place and arrested him.

best fidget spinner for under $10? pic related

I know Asians have small hands but this is ridiculous

what exactly is the difference between note 4 and note 4x ? or just the gsm/lte bands ?

ISK HD9999
ISK HP980

Takstar Hi2050/ISK

I reviewed the Yenona Oneodio DJ Headphones a few threads ago. Best purchase I've ever made.

Yes

cool,thanks, a useful infographic. according to willmyphonework they all support the bands in the country the phone would be used in.

curious what mint does in the dark

aliexpress.com/item/Huawei-Nova-5-0-inch-Dual-SIM-Mobile-Phone-Snapdragon-625-Octa-Core-4GB-3GB-RAM/32759669912.html

This honestly looks like it is the best all around smartphone for the price.

the fuck

What do you all think about The redmi 4a? Costs less than $100

Hmm, found that model in amazon.poo , is it on aliexpress?

kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-4a

>a more expensive redmi 4 pro with a smaller battery
>best all around smartphone for the price
nope

COMRADE GENTLE MAN I HAVE QUESTION

OnePlus no longer stocks the OPX or the OP2, can you suggest something similar? I am in the UK, LTE and AMOLED a must.

Gracias familia

>2017
>amoled
>not a good ips
ayy caramba

Are you suggesting an IPS would perform better than an AMOLED screen? If so, then that's cool. I want that.

I have been out of lurking these threads for about 6months and don't really know what the meme phones are. Any help at all would be dope.

ips displays don't have problems with too bright colors, on amoled screens sometimes the colors are so fake and bright it hurts my eyes

>has pussy ass eyes

Oh, I thought you meant an actual problem. I like AMOLED because it's more energy efficient.

oversaturated colors on amoled screens are a real problem

meizu have oled phones.
chink soc though.

xiaomi redmi pro and xiaomi mi note 2 both have oled screens too
zuk z2 pro has a super amoled screen and zuk edge has a amoled screen
that's i think all the good chinkphones with oled/amoled

Nice photo, I bet it was taken with a Doogee Shoot 1

AA/AAA charger recommendation that's not time based and with a decent CC current rate?

>Doogee Shoot 1
rhymes with

should I

What tracking sites are there other than 17track? It's not working for me.

>stupidest comment itt award (and that's a hard one).

The official post website, if its swis post just go the the swis post website.
And rutrackonline or something like that, its similar to 17track.

I've been eyeing this softshell jacket for a long time,seems decent, the slav-bros seem satisfied. The only concern would be the size for a relatively big guy like me. I currently have some generic jacket which costed like 15 euros, wind and water proof, been rocking it for like 3 or 4 years now. It is perfect also at around 0 degrees with a hoodie underneath it.So i'm looking for a replacement.

almost forgot link:
aliexpress.com/item/b111112222/32614735818.html

Thanks, but trackonline.ru is not really working for me.
I'll just post the codes, hopefully someone here can help me:
GEGMY00105096
GEGMY00127159

didn't I tell you last time
sky56.cn/english/track/index

sky56
isunt this the fake tracking site ?