Well, Sup Forums?

Well, Sup Forums?

>no job
>no place of my own
>no friends

benis too big
mixtape too fire
game too strong

I've never asked a girl out
I don't talk to anyone outside of my family
I don't go out

-I (unironically) dont care about relationships with women
-I am happy with my single life
-I have better things to do
Im not even ugly or poor or dumb, I just want to be left alone by most people.

ok scribe

don't
want
one

>ugly
>fat
>manlet
>still live with parents
>don't have stable job
>zero self-confidence
>zero self-esteem
>can't be bothered to give a fuck about pretty much anything

1. I have a gf

>name 3 reasons
>lists 8
>American education

Good regrets

re

No desire for one
No money to spend on her
Just broke up with my gf 2 months ago

Are you me?

I'm girl
I'm not lesbian
2D is better

is it a date if I eat a at a restaurant with a girl and I pay for the bill?

>Fat
>Being fat makes you automatically ugly
>Gave up trying a long time ago after I was tired of being made to feel worthless and haven't approached a woman in literally years

ugly
socially awkward
stupid

>small dick
>lack of confidence
>mild autism

>told to only give 3 reasons
>doesn't go above the bar and almost triple the amount asked for
This is why we own North America, and yall just live here.

TRIESTE
R
I
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Not really, sounds like you'd just be getting tooled.

this

it should be, why?

>socially inactive
>happy to be lonely
>don't interested in girls last time desu (this scares me the most)

do you mean trst?
t. slovenia pro

I've been alone for so long that it feels weird to have to been around someone for a continued period of time or to be committed to someone.

Also, although I like hanging out with girls, I don't really feel the desire to date/have sex, ever. I kind of would like to kiss one, though.

I've only got one: I'm emotionally unstable

Only if it's just the two of you

I'm 150kg

a date is a date though
as long as you're going out with a girl that is not a relative and you're doing usual date things just the two of you...
it's a shit date but a date nonetheless

had an undiagnosed hgh disorder when i was growing so i'm only 5 foot 4

life is pain

>phd in mathematics
>300k starting
>any job I want

Ugly, poor, shy

Que?

Please don't be intolerant towards polygamists.

Yeah I suppose you're right. Though he is sort of still getting tooled if he does that.

lol.... NEVER do this (the bill paying).

Ugly
Shit personality
No friend to hook me up

>implying you can't go on dates with your cousins
Lame

now that you mention it, it's a very un-anglo thing to do
he's probably a chicano or i 'unno
most white people go dutch AFAIK

>reasons why you can't get a gf
>I'm smart and wealthy

Does everyone just go dutch now no matter what? I know the man paying for the whole thing is probably old-fashioned, but I've never been on anything resembling a date before.

U T A H
T
A
H

Triggered

you can go on a date with your mom if that rocks your boat. incest is not illegal in Brazil i was told

m8, if you're smart enough you'll know wooing women is a waste of your life
and if you're rich enough you can pay for high-class escorts
so..

you both pay for your individual dishes. only if you have a shared income would you ever pay conjoined.

...

im poor
i dont try
i still love my ex

Wooing women is a waste of your life if it consumes it.; otherwise there's nothing wrong with chasing tail now and then.

>is it a date if I eat a at a restaurant with a girl and I pay for the bill?
Dude, I'd be happy if I must not to pay for everything.
B-but it's the only good side of western femenistic mindset.

I'm afraid of saying something stupid, and so I say nothing.

>ugly
>fat
>absolutely retarded

i forgot to copy my 200+ GB pirated shit folder before formatting i want to die

Don't be rude, Paraguay.

w-what

Awkward
Skinny
Black

Is your name
1. Ghetto American
or
2. Nigerian

>Western feminists will push for equality when it doesn't suit them to
Since you probably don't get many Western feminists where you live, it's okay that you think this, but trust me, you're wrong. Western feminists basically want all the perks society offers with none of the responsibility. They treat the world like it's one big playground and everyday is their birthday.

I am feminine
I get mistaken for a girl a lot
I am beta

I wish I was feminine. I'm fucking huge and hairy ;_;

I have one :^)

Do u have feminine benis

Will u be my trap gf

no, i have a gross circumcised penis

just saying

well said
plus there's always some sort of pride on driving a hard bargain
and i say 'bargain' because every person has her price. problem is that non-whores set their price too high

you could be a "great listener"
but that would friendzone you. unless she's a slut into having FWB then i wouldn't recommend you following that "strong silent type" policy

I like girly and circumcised benises

Socially awkward
No talents
Only 8/10 so I don't make up for the other two aforementioned faults

Depends on how good looking you are. A woman that """"isn't a whore"""" will tool the shit out of one guy for money, jewellery, etc if he's not that attractive; but she'll be on her back with minimal financial outlay for an attractive man.

Will you be my gf?
Or are you still in love with the user from the heritage threads?

>she'll be on her back with minimal financial outlay for an attractive man.
damn
i never realized i was so attractive. fuck my autism

ugly
no money
no car

Who is the user from the heritage threads?

So you're saying you don't spend much money at all to fuck them?

>probably not that ugly but very judgmental to my own looks
>no experience with woman, can't approach one for romantic purposes to save my life
>autism

Last year there was an Italian girl with green eyes who used to post in the heritage threads. This one American apparently went full sperg and started IMing her. Later on they would both show up sporadically, asking where the other was and saying he/she stopped messaging her/him. Truly a sad Sup Forums love story.
I assumed you were her because you are an Italian female who posts on Sup Forums.

spic
manlet
ugly

I'm kind of sad how quickly i was able to answer this

too socially awkward
my interests and hobbies would not be interesting for my partner
stay inside for too long playing vidya

How do you know about scribe?

past tense
i never had a penny in me and they knew it

>Later on they would both show up sporadically, asking where the other was and saying he/she stopped messaging her/him.
I think you've invented this part and I also think that you are that guy

I'm socially retarded
I'm socially retarded
I hate going out

Sounds like you're doing alright then. Good for you user.

>short
>small penis
>ugly

...and the list goes on

...

Hello my Puerto Rican doppelganger

I am not that guy, and I didn't invent this part.
Are you that girl?

yeah well i'm done with it. too much drama

AND IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU

Not exactly. I'm , I stopped trying altogether before it all really got off the ground for me. I just couldn't do it anymore.

>can't start a conversation
>can't hold a conversation
>manlet

[nohomo]
Bipolar
No social skills
Extremely insecure
[/nohomo]

2D exists
Last gf I had was a disaster
I hate going outside

Also expending all the little you have with cunts for no return other than blowjobs. Man, I wish I could have a refund from all that bullshit I went through with those cunts.

>apathetic
>asocial
>some degree of autism

this for me too

this nigga knows. become mah nigga, nigga

ah ok, it won't happen to you then
don't worry, you didn't miss out much

a whole decade of chronic depression has left me unable to want literally anything.
i don't want to eat.
I don't want to read.
I don't want to write.
i don't want to meet anyone anywhere at any time.
i don't want to talk.
I don't want to wake up in the morning.
I don't want to fuck.

next question.

>autism
>poor, jobless
>look like a serial killer

these

>look like a serial killer
>from Serbia

checks out

Girls don't like me. Or at the very least, like me until they discover I'm interested in them.

>live at home
>no friends
>socially retarded

I'm unattractive and lack self esteem because of it.

u wot m8?