Do aussies and kiwis like each other?

Do aussies and kiwis like each other?

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I heard they absolutely hate each other since an aussie cheated in an important baseball match decades ago.

They're british, why they wouldn't like each other?

I like them both.

I dont really ever think about them other than when they beat us in rugby ţbh

We're natural enemies, like the kiwis and the scotts. and the kiwis and the birtish. and the kiwis and other kiwis. damn kiwis ruined New Zealand

do u guys have gr8 accents

We have a friendly rivalry
We beat them in every sport except rugby, we occasionally rape their women, that kind of thing

Too roight mate

There's literally no good reason for them to be separate countries lel

This

Except that NZ would probably contract a bad case of Aussie internet

We're further away from each other than youd think
Also the countries themselves are unbelievable different- australia is flat and hot as fuck and new zealand has mountains and snow everywhere

we're family, outsiders don't really get it

or worse, aussie gun laws

I looked into going hunting in ozzie while on a holiday there and holly crap your hunting laws are a joke. despite having pest problems I literally have to suck dick to even take my gun over

Is it not that they pretend to hate each other and shit on each other constantly, but actually get along really well? Like US and Canada?

Its just banter

Is it sort of like the relationship between England and Scotland?

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I have no idea what's going on in this gif.

that's why your country will never win a world war

it literally has a wikipedia article

it's the reason why the great union of Australia and New Zealand never happened

Found it
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underarm_bowling_incident_of_1981

EDIT: thanks for the (You)s, stranger!

>"The action was legal at the time."

t. bruce

I cannae differentiate between aussie and kiwi accents

>crying cheating about something that was explicitly allowed by the refs
Jesus christ, you lot of cry babies.

>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underarm_bowling_incident_of_1981

>kneecap the umpire with a .22
>"b-b-but the rules didn't say I couldn't!!"

>.22
Don't be absurd.
You'd want to use a 9mm.

sorry pham

btw if anyone was looking for the right answer, it's this one

I am kekking so fucking hard at the fact it's called "incident" like it's on the level of a military coup or nuclear meltdown

>implying our country has any culture besides sports

Yeah, I think New Zealand would gain being part of Australia. I mean, there's already 650,000 kiwis in Australia, that's a lot of people considering NZ population.

cricket, not baseball

nah not hate, its like USA and Canada, we're the canadians, aussies are the cunts, but yea nah they're all good

get the leaf flag and make it a reality

nice trip you disgusting subhuman

fuck jk, fuck that flag

i'm from /p/, cant be bothered removing it

Why do you need to attention whore on /p

Who gives a fuck about Cricket? it's a meme sport.

Frog please go

Anyone got the screenshot of the kiwi trying to learn french?

like French

What's the weather like up your own ass?

didn't cheat

it was within the rules

We can still become a state anytime we want.

The only thing is that it benefits us far more than it would Australia.

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no one wanted him to do it
everyone told him not to, and shat on him for it until he resigned
fucking dumb cunt, disgraced our name

please watch our sport

Kiwis sound like they have stuffed noses all the time 2bhlad

It wasn't cheating, it was sort of an unspoken rule they broke.

When it comes to sports NZ has always been about "playing with honour", as silly as that sounds (ie we really hate "diving" in soccer so even our national team won't do it), so when Australia did a bitch move to win is left a sour taste with us.

In reality, is and Australia don't really care about each other and bond in times of hardship, it's all just banter

We do secretly but we pretend not to.

It would make more sense Portugal and Brazil being one country again

My dad was in the crowd that day and he and all his mates thought it was scummy as fuck.

>snow
Na just rain and wind

my god the butthurt

There's a bigger difference between our accents that Americans and Canadians to be honest

well I got mine because I was aving a meet up wiht another tripfag, its a boring story.

This.

depends on the region of canada honestly. more "redneck" canadians sound quite distinct. also muh maritimes (especially newfoundland wtf is up with them)
also aussies and kiwis sound the same to foreigners tb h.

australians are like "wheres the car"
but kiwis are more "wheres the car"

oh my mistake then. aussie and kiwi might as well be different languages then

>sound the same to foreigners
That's because foreigners are fuckwits

Both of them sure like us
No?

who?

Are you actually french?

Yea

There was New Caladonians in sydney when I went there. They seem pretty chill

youtube.com/watch?v=qTwAoFR4DuM

You guys seem alright, don't here much about you though

lol what are you even

I appreciate this post my fellow simpsons fan :^)

I've been to new Caledonia, my first thought when I got there was whether this would be considered 4th or 5th world

French bastard, like you

haha best. Flight of the Conchords wasn't it?

I like them sometimes, then fucking hate them other times

youtube.com/watch?v=5T9DSgEclPA

Would choose them over any other country on the planet tho.

Can you (or anyone else) explain cricket to me? Baseball is my favorite sport. How similar are they?

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This is all pretty confusing just to read with no visual aid. I'm sure it would make more sense if I were actually watching it being played.. I'll check youtube sometime. Thanks m8.

This is such a useful image

Never forget this IRL shitposting from 2005
youtube.com/watch?v=w610pbZyE7M

all I liked about new caledonia was the naked ladies sun bathing in Le Meridian in Noumea :) and sea snakes when scuba diving, that was nice too