Zed

>zed

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>mfw Britbongs think Killing Floor is about killing an army of the letter 'Z'

>heich

I agree. We're meant to say it that way here but fuck that it kills the rhyme

USA

USA

USA

>talon

"Z's dead baby!"

Not really fair to insult us when most of us are asleep, it's like insulting a dead person.

HA HA HA HA HA HA *splat*

rise from your grave

brits are dead on the inside so it doesn't matter

>zee

>fizz

>New Zedland

I live in Maine, we say zed rather than zee here.

>aloominum

no stop

CANNOT BE FABRICATED

It's okay family, leafs will take over

>zee

>carmel

>...w x y and ZED

LMFAO

It's pronounced care-uh-mel

>tomato
>Toe-MAY-do

>be american
>literally every other english-speaking country on the fucking planet says zed
>decide you need to be a special snowflake and pronounce it wrong out of sheer butthurt

>airplane

>urgot

>semi
>SEM-EYE

>be canadian
>NEVER sing the abc's right

CHILDHOOD RUINED

>zebra
>ZEE-BRAH

>sidewalk

>mfw non amerigods will never know the joy of "double (You) ex, why and zee, now i know my abc's, next time wont you sing with me!"

>zedbrah

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>OI LAV PUT IT IN ME BUMHOLE

>YouChube

>yootoob

>OI WELL WE'LL JUST TAKE THE CHUBE INNIT

What's wrong with insulting dead people?

>when americans say "subway" they mean a fucking TRAIN

>FACK OHFF

>Meer

>Hey, Nigel, how many jaffas do you have left?
>free
>I fink there are more in the cupboard

Name and pronunciation[edit]
In most English-speaking countries, including Britain, Canada, India, Ireland, New Zealand, and Australia, the letter's name is zed /ˈzɛd/, reflecting its derivation from the Greek zeta (this dates to Latin, which borrowed X, Y, and Z from Greek, along with their names)

>CUZ IT RHYMES WITH B C AND D

i say mirror fast but I dont think I've heard anyone say

>meeer

more like

>meeORrrrr

shit meant for

>Unironically speaking English or American

don't mind me lads, objectively correct pronunciation coming through

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>mer-er

Somali is a useless language.

/r/ing that picture where anons type in ooga booga and shit into google translate and it gets recognized as legitimate words

>DEE-FENCE rather than defense
>DAH-DA rather than day-tuh
>SAACER rather than football
>fat
>AKS rather than ask
>loud
>MOMMY rather than mum
>PURTAYTA CHIPS rather than crisps
>mfw

I traveled to Iona last week to see the abbey, on the pilgrimage. As the ferry came in a group of overweight Americans began shouting from the jetty: "It's Al, look guys it's Al!" trying to get Al's attention, when we got there they all began whooping and *clapping* because they saw someone they know. There were a German couple and the rest of us were English/Scottish. We just looked at each other in silence and smirked knowingly.

When I was at the Abbey, most of the French, or European people there were silently, and respectfully walking through the Abbey. The Americans there were talking loudly about random inane shit in the cloisters something about whether there was a McDonalds on the Island -- there isn't. Some massive lady collapsed on a pew and bellowed some disgusting grunt and then, fanning herself, loudly exclaimed to herself(?) "PHHHEEWWWWW I'M REAAL BEAT" (next to an old man, who was silently praying).

I think the way Americans speak and generally behave in public makes them look like they have learning difficulties or special needs. They act like people with down syndrome. Even when they try not to they cannot stop themselves.

tl;dr

>erbs

>syndra

>OLROIGHT LUV

>OYSTERS & KEKOLDS

No argument towards general american ignorance and insolence. However, most of the Brits aren't perfect either.

Kek. I remember that video from school.

That brit faggot doesn't leave his room. Americans are one of the best behaved tourists in the world while british tourists are scum. Just ask Thais or Spaniards.