Tfw mom found the socks I've been using for masturbation

>Tfw mom found the socks I've been using for masturbation

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There's worse tbqh

someone translate this

aren't girls with pee pees just men?

>Canadian thrreads

>using socks for masturbation
How? Do you have a sock fetish? Is this one of those weird things circumcised people do?

Apparently North Americans cum into socks.

you nut in the sock haha

That's pretty gross desu
I just cum normally and use toilet paper to clean up before I flush it away. No risk of mom finding cumsocks that way.

Absolute madman haha

Nooooooo don't bring this meme to Sup Forums too fuck

I get really comfy socks and it feels nice against benis desu

Also don't need to walk to get toilet paper qnd easy cleanup (I've covered my shirt by accident too many times)

>mom found the poop knife

>rare flag

>not cumming on a plush toy pretending it's real

but plush toys are real
are you cuming into a virtual plush toy?

>I've covered my shirt by accident too many times
take it off before cumming then. Wanking completely naked feels good 2bh

yes

>used to do this when I was 10
>find plush toy years later when I was 18 in a box
>it was full of yellow-greenish 8 year old cum stains

I always have paper in my pocket and just shoot straight into it, doesn't get easier.

>hollanders masturbate when they are 10
Wtf man?

I started when I was 9.
Admittedly I may have been more perverted than the average kid of that age at the time.

I think you have a bit more to answer for
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_Climax_Corporation

>mom

Goddammit Canada

really makes you think...

why does nobody just eat their cum?
no hassle with cleaning your mess up ever again

I am not gay

It always blocks my throat up

>Gay
>Canadian
Same shit
Just eat it.