/brit/

Rorke's Drift Memorial Edition

crayon pop

maisie

rourke

rauorke

Fucking hate fedora tards that say "Even if Half-Life 3 comes out it wont succeed expectations, it's been too much of a wait". It is literally a retarded dumb shit statement not grounded in any reality.

most handsome british man

bit cold

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B O G A N S
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That's a paki

fucking hell there is nothing more horrible than watching my mum trying to use a fucking computer

worse than nails down a blackboard, the things she does

the gf

gonna message her

>white people

lads how do you setup online banking when the website won't let you?

Who is or what is a Rorke please? I'm guessing that he's or it is a term for a chav.

I never used to be jealous about money but I am insanely jealous of how fucking comfy every single day must be for him.

NEW

reourke

...

racists who live in a trailer by the side of a freeway

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FONC

>150 BRITISH soldiers

vs

>4000 ZULU warriors

Who wins?

get out newfeg

asdfg asdfg

i'l bite

>trailer
>freeway
FOY

always imagined rorkes to look like this

asdfg

iddqd idkfa

hahha fuck off yank :P

BRITISH soldiers are protected by white privilege, so probably them.

I've found young right wing people to be quite handsome


The left wing are usually obese and very ugly.

Imagine being attractive AND rich

>imagine

YES

rorck

Yes I came from reddit

okay

please explain to me what they mean? I'm guessing they mean FUCK OFF NORTHERN TRASH and FUCK OFF NORTHERN CUNT. I'm not either anyway, I'm Welsh.

>le sekret Sup Forums club fug off new fag
kys faggot

FOY

Lee Rigby

FONC

>being

>faggot
fuck off yank

fuck about mate

somerset

whats a good cuppa

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Ahahahahahah, just wikipediad Rorke's Drift, and the 150 British had 100 Native reinforcements.

Guess what. THEY FLED AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>I'm Welsh
Fuck off Lisicki

slow down

>Sup Forums dying again

GOOKMOOT REEEEEEEEEEE

roorke

big willies kek

coffee desu

reminder all of /brit/ is quite literally going to prison for posting mean comments

doing a social anxiety

shitposting is off the charts today

is everyone off their nut?

haha drinking a good cuppa right now

using microwave for coffee though

dont know if this is the best way t bh

me on the pull

>I'm Welsh.

go away, you're embarrassing me

FOES

FOEC

FAET

devon

What's a Lisicki?

Yorkshire

its the only way to deal with the pain

Fancy a breakfast tomorrow at one of those restaurants but have shit to do.


Is it pretentious to get a frankie and bennies breakfast with my mac?

rarke

ALLAHU AKBAR

>Is it pretentious to get a frankie and bennies breakfast with my mac?

really makes u think huh..

>Is it pretentious to get a frankie and bennies breakfast with my mac?

...

ok guys

really makes you stink

Imagine actually living in Birmingham out of choice

Literally my greatest fear

That doesn't sound right but I'm going to believe it anyway because I hate pakis

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>There are people who buy houses in Bradford to spend their life there.

Why?

Imagine being born in the north

REEEEEEE GIVE ME A FUCKING SUMMER JOB BEFORE I GO START MY MASTERS I NEEEEEED MOOOONNEY YOU FUCKING NORMIEEESSSS AAARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>There are people

>masters
FOB

just get an internship or something

Lmao

What's your masters in?

Will someone please be my bf ;_;

Proof?

Just after having my toenail ripped out lads

>in work
>kick something
>steel toe cap catches on toenial and lifts it up at 45 degrees
>go to hospital
>have to fill out a load of forms while blood is dripping on the floor
>go to surgery
>doctor injects my toe 6 times to numb it, excruciating agony
>anasthetic does not work
>he comes in 10 minutes later and just rips the toenail out with forceps
>nurse comes in to wash and bandage my red raw toe, extreme agony

Then

>boss rings me
>i describe having my toenail ripped out
>he asks me if I can come in tomorrow
>will no doubt make a complete cunt of me now for having the sheer audacity to have my toenail ripped out and missing a few days of work

no soz x

D'you lads think Ridley Scott is too old now to make any more films? He was meant to direct the new Blade Runner, so that doesn't make me optimistic.

One of the last Great British directors, and it would be a shame if his last film was literally /R/eddit: The Motion Picture.

Sociology

I know this exact feel. I feel guilty as fuck just spending the summer relaxing and going on holiday doing pretty much fucking nothing before I go back and do my MA. Hopefully it wears off.

pls be girl

HOWLING

>Sociology

had this feel last summer which is why I'm doing a internship this year
good excperience too

Ridley Scott went shit after Gladiator

>steel toe cap catches on toenial and lifts it up at 45 degrees

how is that even possible

>Ridley Scott was ever good

>town is 70% white (including poles)
>so it's probably actually only 50% british

Lads

>kick something
care to be more specific

on the toilet and unable to poo :///

>MA

depressing mate

Yeah I thought about that. Also thought about volunteering abroad. What internship is it?

fuck me sideways, that's no good

Sounds painful, how did your boots manage to do that though? They too big or something?

you're probably dehydrated

Alright lads. I'm that lad who lied about speaking chinese to get a job.

Got a disciplinary next week because of it but I don't think I'm getting fired and feel better now it's off my chest.

Worst mistake I've ever made, will never lie like that again. Thank fuck I won't have to spend another 8 months pretending to know words when people ask.