Rorke's Drift Memorial Edition
/brit/
crayon pop
maisie
rourke
rauorke
Fucking hate fedora tards that say "Even if Half-Life 3 comes out it wont succeed expectations, it's been too much of a wait". It is literally a retarded dumb shit statement not grounded in any reality.
most handsome british man
bit cold
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B O G A N S
O
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S
That's a paki
fucking hell there is nothing more horrible than watching my mum trying to use a fucking computer
worse than nails down a blackboard, the things she does
the gf
gonna message her
>white people
lads how do you setup online banking when the website won't let you?
Who is or what is a Rorke please? I'm guessing that he's or it is a term for a chav.
I never used to be jealous about money but I am insanely jealous of how fucking comfy every single day must be for him.
NEW
reourke
...
racists who live in a trailer by the side of a freeway
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FONC
>150 BRITISH soldiers
vs
>4000 ZULU warriors
Who wins?
get out newfeg
asdfg asdfg
i'l bite
>trailer
>freeway
FOY
always imagined rorkes to look like this
asdfg
iddqd idkfa
hahha fuck off yank :P
BRITISH soldiers are protected by white privilege, so probably them.
I've found young right wing people to be quite handsome
The left wing are usually obese and very ugly.
Imagine being attractive AND rich
>imagine
YES
rorck
Yes I came from reddit
okay
please explain to me what they mean? I'm guessing they mean FUCK OFF NORTHERN TRASH and FUCK OFF NORTHERN CUNT. I'm not either anyway, I'm Welsh.
>le sekret Sup Forums club fug off new fag
kys faggot
FOY
Lee Rigby
FONC
>being
>faggot
fuck off yank
fuck about mate
somerset
whats a good cuppa
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Ahahahahahah, just wikipediad Rorke's Drift, and the 150 British had 100 Native reinforcements.
Guess what. THEY FLED AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>I'm Welsh
Fuck off Lisicki
slow down
>Sup Forums dying again
GOOKMOOT REEEEEEEEEEE
roorke
big willies kek
coffee desu
reminder all of /brit/ is quite literally going to prison for posting mean comments
doing a social anxiety
shitposting is off the charts today
is everyone off their nut?
haha drinking a good cuppa right now
using microwave for coffee though
dont know if this is the best way t bh
me on the pull
>I'm Welsh.
go away, you're embarrassing me
FOES
FOEC
FAET
devon
What's a Lisicki?
Yorkshire
its the only way to deal with the pain
Fancy a breakfast tomorrow at one of those restaurants but have shit to do.
Is it pretentious to get a frankie and bennies breakfast with my mac?
rarke
ALLAHU AKBAR
>Is it pretentious to get a frankie and bennies breakfast with my mac?
really makes u think huh..
>Is it pretentious to get a frankie and bennies breakfast with my mac?
...
ok guys
really makes you stink
Imagine actually living in Birmingham out of choice
Literally my greatest fear
That doesn't sound right but I'm going to believe it anyway because I hate pakis
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>There are people who buy houses in Bradford to spend their life there.
Why?
Imagine being born in the north
REEEEEEE GIVE ME A FUCKING SUMMER JOB BEFORE I GO START MY MASTERS I NEEEEEED MOOOONNEY YOU FUCKING NORMIEEESSSS AAARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>There are people
>masters
FOB
just get an internship or something
Lmao
What's your masters in?
Will someone please be my bf ;_;
Proof?
Just after having my toenail ripped out lads
>in work
>kick something
>steel toe cap catches on toenial and lifts it up at 45 degrees
>go to hospital
>have to fill out a load of forms while blood is dripping on the floor
>go to surgery
>doctor injects my toe 6 times to numb it, excruciating agony
>anasthetic does not work
>he comes in 10 minutes later and just rips the toenail out with forceps
>nurse comes in to wash and bandage my red raw toe, extreme agony
Then
>boss rings me
>i describe having my toenail ripped out
>he asks me if I can come in tomorrow
>will no doubt make a complete cunt of me now for having the sheer audacity to have my toenail ripped out and missing a few days of work
no soz x
D'you lads think Ridley Scott is too old now to make any more films? He was meant to direct the new Blade Runner, so that doesn't make me optimistic.
One of the last Great British directors, and it would be a shame if his last film was literally /R/eddit: The Motion Picture.
Sociology
I know this exact feel. I feel guilty as fuck just spending the summer relaxing and going on holiday doing pretty much fucking nothing before I go back and do my MA. Hopefully it wears off.
pls be girl
HOWLING
>Sociology
had this feel last summer which is why I'm doing a internship this year
good excperience too
Ridley Scott went shit after Gladiator
>steel toe cap catches on toenial and lifts it up at 45 degrees
how is that even possible
>Ridley Scott was ever good
>town is 70% white (including poles)
>so it's probably actually only 50% british
Lads
>kick something
care to be more specific
on the toilet and unable to poo :///
>MA
depressing mate
Yeah I thought about that. Also thought about volunteering abroad. What internship is it?
fuck me sideways, that's no good
Sounds painful, how did your boots manage to do that though? They too big or something?
you're probably dehydrated
Alright lads. I'm that lad who lied about speaking chinese to get a job.
Got a disciplinary next week because of it but I don't think I'm getting fired and feel better now it's off my chest.
Worst mistake I've ever made, will never lie like that again. Thank fuck I won't have to spend another 8 months pretending to know words when people ask.