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It's Always Sunny In Eilat edition


Invited: Israelis, Jews, good goys
Theme song: youtube.com/watch?v=KHW2W-OrSAg

Other urls found in this thread:

geneticliteracyproject.org/2013/10/08/ashkenazi-jewish-women-descended-mostly-from-italian-converts-new-study-asserts/
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_in_Greece
ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4807687,00.html
youtube.com/watch?v=3WN4Kjc3pK0
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Daily reminder that yahzan "shill untill thread is kill" should be hanged and quartered.

FIRST FOR PREGGY REFAELI

1st for the firebombing of the shithole known as Eilat

i've first'd first.
now give me all your shekels

Fuck outta here, niqqua. I'm first.

YNET: השר גבאי התפטר בגלל שנמאס לו ממה שקורה בממשלה הזו.

israelis: מי זה בכלל

I know an Israeli who lives in the UK but talks with an American accent. Is it common for young people to have Yank accents?

facebook humour

Israelis study the American version of English in schools so yes.
Add Hollywood movies to that and you got yourself a nice Americanized-Israeli accent.

>pic related, IDF girl

>מבטא אמריקאי
>נחמד
top חח

>good goys
You're going to have to be a bit more specific here, merchant.

My cousin married an Israeli and she's pregnant. Will the baby be half goyim? How does that work exactly?

Anyone who has a Jew mother is considered fully Jewish, regardless of the father.

>it's that butthurt muslim diaspora again

Nice. They had their wedding in Haifa but I couldn't make it. I'd like to visit one day.

a good trick to avoid being cucked, the chosen are on another level

lel not even close. I just wanted to post that webm for some reason, that reason being the opportunity to gather some (You)'s of course. I'm actually an Islam hating atheist.

Too bad for you mate. Was it a Jewish wedding where the groom has to break a glass?

ikr

Can you tell me what are Puerto Rico's current relations with the USA? Are you an American colony? Can you move the the USA?

>Was it a Jewish wedding where the groom has to break a glass?
Yep!

just noticed her IDF pants and belt.
is this legal?

at least you got to throw a bachelor party for your bro right?

Do Yahtzah at least get paid for this much shitposting?

I certainly hope so

how come Palestinian men are such cucks?

Has somebody killed an Arab here ?

I have. He was a literal post-convicted terrorist.
Why are you asking?

>goys

It's goyim, you fake Jew. Take off your proxy.

>Israel Miss Trans
Sorry Chaim, it is your mess now

>conersions


Medieval Arab writers ascribed the ancestry of the Berbers to *Goliath the Philistine and maintained their Canaanite origin. The Phoenician colonization of Africa, the long Carthaginian domination, and the survival of Punic, a language closely related to Hebrew, supported these legends which spread among the Berbers themselves. Similar tales are found in the writings of Greek and Latin authors and in the Talmud which spread the legend that the Canaanites immigrated of their own free will to North Africa. It is said that the survivors of the Jewish revolt in *Cyrenaica (115–116 C.E.) found refuge among the Berbers of Western *Libya . Scholars have frequently claimed that the Jews' desire to proselytize found a favorable atmosphere among the Berbers from the first to the seventh centuries. African Christianity, whose early converts were Jews, clashed with Jewish proselytism. Archaeological discoveries, epigraphs, and writings of the Christian scholars Tertullian and St. Augustine, indignant at the growing Berber conversions to Judaism, attest to these facts. The persecutions by the Byzantines forced Jews to settle among the Berbers in the mountain and desert regions. Ibn Khaldun confirmed the existence of a large number of proselyte Berbers at the time of the Arab conquest of Africa.

>italy

It's Italia, you fake Roman. Take off your proxy.

'''''she'''''s an Arab from a Palestinian family,
thus your very own sissyboi

Jews are more loyal to Israel than to [this country/the countries they live in].

* Jews have too much power in international financial markets.

* Jews have too much control over global affairs.

* Jews think they are better than other people.

* Jews have too much control over the global media.

* Jews are responsible for most of the world’s wars.

* Jews have too much power in the business world.

* Jews don’t care what happens to anyone but their own kind.

* People hate Jews because of the way Jews behave.

* Jews have too much control over the United States government.

* Jews still talk too much about what happened to them in the Holocaust.
Xposting from the previous thread.
What would be the answers of actual Israelis in this questionnaire

TL;DR but thanks

What's the Jewish percentage out of Greece's population?

>white jews are the smartest jews

what about Isla Fisher?

Dunno dude its like five to eight thousand.
And the number is declining because everyone is fleeing this place Greeks and jews alike

""""White"""" Jews are Italians: geneticliteracyproject.org/2013/10/08/ashkenazi-jewish-women-descended-mostly-from-italian-converts-new-study-asserts/

>obscure ratio
I asked what's the percentage of Jews out of Greece's population.
I'd even take the pre-crisis Greece data.

so you're admitting you're not white?

Stormfags don't consider Italians White, so yes.

Why do you capitalize Random words?

rekt

No fuck you i'm not a fucking jew

what are you then? christian?

Jake Gyllenhaal, is that you?

That's how the English language works, Satan. They capitalize shit for no reason.

Keep up the good work.

Thanks mate.

Are you sure Balotelli?

>obscure number
No dude that the actual number.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_in_Greece

I fond it weird to see Jews as normies. I always see them as bookish, intellectual, rigid and uptight. Never knew they actively partake in the degeneracy they love to produce through media

these are israelis they're not real jews

This.

Israelis are as normies as it gets.

What's the percentage of Jews out of Greece's population?
Not numbers, not ratio, not fractions.
%PERCENTAGE%

According to Sup Forums, all Jews and Israelis are the exact same person.

i love going on Sup Forums just to say that dark hair/dark eyed people have invented most things in history and that non whites invented western culture

they get so buttmad

There is your %percentage%
0.04090909090909091

I bet you are; the few we had 'escaped' to your land during the war. Topkek

And THAT is why ausfags needs to be banned from yet another board; Sup Forums

So Jews are barely 0.04% out of Greece's population?
Is that why your economy is 3rd world tier?

Topkek don't forget mentioing Jesus being a Jewish rabbi
This wikipedia fact gets many so many antisemitic infographs in return.

WHO /ASHDOD/ HERE?

WHERE MY NIGGAS @????

>Shitposts as an answer
I should have seen that comming desu.

Ashdod needs to get nuked, too much slavity-slavs and frogs.

fuck you schlomo

fuck off, LEAFlet.

Are you an ex-Israeli? Why have you left?

You can say the same thing about any other beach city.

I jew'd you to answer exactly what I wanted to showcase.

Would a jewish girl date me? I'm uncircumsized.

Read my first fucking post you shilling piece of shite.

>Are you an ex-Israeli? Why have you left?

It was ok but it was kind of boring desu.

Might return again but I'm unsure.

Jewish girls won't touch anything that isn't at least 20% off so no.

You can say the same thing about any other city in this damn shithole

I'm pretty cheap to be fair...

Well, my city looks quite decent.

stop lying to yourself

there are two ways to get a jewish girl into bed:

Either you have a big cock and a huge mullet
or enough paper in your wallet.

>he lives in a french colony

ayyy lmao

t. Selfhating kike

Go to the beach and get laid m8 you're too highstrung

fuck off you discount yank

>t. Selfhating kike
Says the kike that ran away to LEAFland.
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Being cheap is actually a turn off for girls.

My current gf is of French Jewish descent, actually.

/this

>he thinks i'm not a slav who lied to get his way into kikezreal

My benis isn't even cut you stupid yid LMAO.

Is it possible to con jewish girls into thinking I've got a big wallet or are they too smart for this?

god I hate Canada

>Being cheap is actually a turn off for girls.
Girls who aren't cheap (financially) are a turn off for me though. Forever alone, I guess.

yeah you wrote that in your previous replies Achmed

>He is a slav and a LEAF
you're JUST personified lmao.

Just go after the slavilty slavs, they're all whores anyways.

>Achmed
what?

>you're JUST personified lmao.

What's wrong with it exactly? It's the best of both worlds.

>Slav master race genes
>Living in one of the most comfy countries in the world AND i have an Israeli citizenship still so i can visit there whenever i want to without a hitch


Normally the only downside of being slav master race is living in a shithole, but for me that problem doesn't exist.

It's yahzans' main tactic, duderino.

Sephardi ftw

ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4807687,00.html

it's not yachcan because there is no meh looking facebook whore attached to his post

youtube.com/watch?v=3WN4Kjc3pK0

>>Slav master race genes
LMAO
M
A
O
keep your delusions to yourself, LEAFman.

Sounds kinda racist. What do they mean with "pure"?

>this comment section
Could you possibly get more cancerous and edgy?

>High iq
>Strong
>Good facial aesthetics

Lmao kike pls just stop

100%

Are you Jewish? Please elaborate.

Israel's 1st Sephradic-Mizrahi President:
>yitzhak navon
Israel's 1st Sephradic Prime Minister:
>benjamin netanyahu

There are also pure Sephardic, which isn't a racist term.
Jews don't get butthurt over the names of their own ethnicities that much.

>high iq
нy и чмo...
>strong
and yet kept getting beat up by a bunch of skeletor looking moroccans lmao.
>Good facial aesthetics
Brick-face=aesthetics now?

Still sounds like Rassenlehre. Like, "I'm 100% pure Aryan look at my family tree".

>and yet kept getting beat up by a bunch of skeletor looking moroccans lmao.

I've literally stomped at least 10 heads in, not sure if they survived or not

מה זה פה בית זונות

>Are you Jewish?
We all know that you're a braindead fucktard, but even a retard such as yourself could understand what he wrote thereyou sure did, LEAFman.

לא, אבל זה גם לא אפ אקס פי אז זדיין.

It really isn't.
The most common thing that newly-met Israelis ask each other is what "your ethnicity?"
Right after "what was your position in the israeli army?"

Yes.

Have you served in the IDF?

You do realize that most ex-USSR girls in Israel date Mizrahi Jews?

>Pic related

>you sure did, LEAFman.

Why do you think I left? Lmao.

>Have you served in the IDF?

Nope