Just invent something to make it so I can insert cash into my computer or phone already! I hate going outside and going...

Just invent something to make it so I can insert cash into my computer or phone already! I hate going outside and going to an ATM.

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I'll insert my dick in your boipussy

Mail your cash to my PO box and include a piece of paper with your PayPal address.

Use your phone to cash your check idiot almost every bank has this feature

Scan the bills and send.

You will then need to go outside to spend the cash anyway. Or is there something I'm missing here?

He wants to deposit cash.

So he should do this
and cease doing buisness woth those who dont accept debit cards its 2017 FFS

what do i do when my grandma gives me cash for my birthday?

Them you go to the atm once a year? What you are asking for is literally impossible short of teleportation

How fat/ugly/smelly/autistic/retarded are you OP?

im not fat or retarded

So you are smelly and autistic? So start showering anx you will no longer be smelly

bitcoin

So where does the cash go

He probably thinks it just disappears and goes to the bank via magic

it digitizes

It's legally impossible.

If you upload the cash into your bank account and still keep the original bills, that is wire fraud.

If the machine destroys the bills, that is also a felony.

law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/333

This desu.

Install POSReady

>debit cards
Nice try, Schlomo.

Contact ypur bank if they can install ATM in your room.

I'll make runs to the ATM for you user.


>For a small fee

they pay you monthly if you let them install an ATM in your private property if its in a crowded area