Tfw no north korean pizza shop gf

>tfw no north korean pizza shop gf
youtube.com/watch?v=ZKx5baOoYJE

no one will ever be more beautiful and pure than the north korean tea shop girl

Imagine how many poor North Korean girls will be driven into prostitution once the country falls

we need more women to marry our farmers

we won't allow foreigners to come to northern korea exclusion zone

tough luck gaijin

>implying the US won't play a role in bringing down the north
>implying the place won't be plastered with US military bases once it falls

I'd totally suck on her toes.

As soon as the regime falls, I'm ordering one for myself.

t. chink

no korean girl will ever marry you

/ck/ has an image of some girl who works at a Chinese food cart or something

Her boobs are enormous

>Implying a qt North Korean grill wouldn't throw herself on my humongous white dick instead of your limp and barely functional Korean micro cock.

>Canada
>white

>not having a yellow microcock himself

i wonder what this dude's job was in north korea
he lived there for four years

Stay at home Cuck while his wife worked as a diplomat.

>Implying I'm not from 100% Frankish heritage

Provide state-approved footage with which to amaze and enchant filthy capitalists with.

WHERE THE FUCK IS TEA-GIRL.

Virginity should be illegal.

tea girl is muff cabbage

This same place has featured in a Singaporean/Malaysian guys videos at least 3 times, it seems that all foreigners are taken to this same place. They all go on the exact same tour. It's pointless. The workers are even the exact same two people.

>There's a few examples where foreigners are allowed to roam freely, but with chaperone. I'm equally skeptical to the demonization of NK as I am to their propaganda machine.

What is it all about?
Somebody care to explain?

there was a vice show on north korea and the chick in teashop they visited was kawaii as fuck

of course vice acted like every single scene they shot was super risky and they could all be potentially executed on the spot

she's basically a glorified tourist guide

that's it

i want to FUCK