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cara

>tfw no british gf

janny's going to do his NUT

having a look

shit edition

maisie

shalom

Watching maid in Manhattan on E4

all me

There's no earthly way of knowing
In which thread we are going.
There's no knowing where we're posting
Or which way the posters are posting.
Is it cara?
Is it kpop?
Is a swedish poster a spamming?

Not a speck of light is showing
in janny's room in which mold is growing.
Are the screens of his computer a glowing?
Is the grisly janny mowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing
For the posters keep on posting.
And janny's blood pressure is not showing
any signs that it is slowing!

britis
white

>It's a Britain becomes more and more Islamified and is never great again.

missed it just testing

What happened to Culture Pals lads? Haven't seen one in yonks.

Koporation POP desu

was trying to go down on a girl but she was a bit chub and had massive lips
was really awkward to get in there

amerishits filtered me coz i got to them

Trust me speaking from experience that doesn't mean you'll be able to perform in bed

...

You ever look at a girl and think

>I bet she's got a really tidy fanny

Scotland is white, but white in the same way gone off milk is white.
Also pls take a close up photo of your eye, I want my dream of more Japs coming here to be true.

i am satan

do you want a qt gaijin gf?

haha classique editionay

good lads

I hate the brittish

youtube.com/watch?v=IbO98u1m9ho

el chon-choon-o

why is she so perfect

>tfw no lovely cassie gf

>r9k faggots invading everywhere
ah welp better go lads

not but I do the opposite
>see scruffy chub girl and think she's got a disgusting fishy minge covered in hair

just opened my window

janny's working up a sweat

keep going my lad

About that time

good 2bh

she was about 8 years ago

buck teeth on 2 lmao

felt these feels 2 years ago

you will be depressed for a year mate

Eh, I'm alright. Just nice to know that with all these betas out here nowadays who have a total loss of sex drive in their early 20's that I'm doing alright.

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ahhhh, thank you. it was getting hot in here

should i order takeaway now lads

delet

would you date a girl who was everything you were looking for but had no sex drive?

Bus has just left lads

On my way from Brussels to Cologne. Glad to leave this muzzie infested shithole 2bh. Never go to Brussels lads

1 word lads:

boil bananas before bed and drink the water and you wont believe the result.

I do that too. You can just tell from looking at a girl that they've got a massive bush.

lads what was the last colonised country/territory

eg somalia was under control until 1960

think about where you are posting

6bh I'm past the whole "fuck anything with a pulse" horny phase. I just want to find someone I enjoy spending time with because I'm super lonely.

>see a girl I'd like to match with on tinder
>swipe right
>she doesn't and we don't match
why is this allowed again?

shed still have sex with you lad she probably just wouldnt enjoy it

sid was a fucking faggot desu

which seasons are good? someone said i should stop after 2. series

Calm the fuck down.
Shut the fuck up.
Pack it the fuck in.

Why didn't you dickheads get the get? Disappointed

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apologize

Yes, same as this lad

i know what you mean lad

been going through the meanest of droughts haven't gotten a match in weeks and have been tactical liking out the whazoo

Hong Kong?

delet

>go to dentists and have back tooth out
>tells me to go to my docs if I need any pain meds
>not really in pain but not gonna turn down free opiates
>go to docs
>tell him I'm in pain
>mfw he gives me a FULL box of co-codamol

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Do it mate, I just did haha X

Series 1-4 are GOAT
5-6 aren't as good but still definitely worth watching
Series 7 is a madness

none of those were normie posts

>start dating a girl
>she comes round
>I make her lunch
>she goes to the toilet
>doesn't wash her hands
>tries to touch me
>puts her hands all over my food
won't be seeing her again.
absolutely cannot be dealing with girls who lack basic hygiene etiquette

>sid was a fucking faggot desu
wanted to strangle the motherfucker to be honest

>which seasons are good?
only the first season

what the fuck

>day 28
mate for me:
>day 1
>ask myself why am im doing this
>fail

I've been doing well tbqh
17 matches since I started on monday

20 and bored with life already lmao

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who /eatsvirtuallynothingbutcarbs/ here?

In Dorridge lads

that's over the counter stuff from any chemists lad

how dear you

how old are you

mate why do you think its okay to humble brag here?

i know that feeling

might as well end it

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>British Hong Kong was the period of Hong Kong under British Crown rule from 1841 to 1997
>1841
wew

>absolutely cannot be dealing with girls who lack basic hygiene etiquette

Sign needs to be changed to porridge immediately.

delet

catching the train to grimsby?

if it helps of the 3 I've messaged none have replied

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No it's not you pleb try it again when the games on, I watched the europa league final on there

London.

I want to bring rapists in

good i hope they're all mingers to and your self esteem can be hammered away until you one day return here, ready to wallow in self-pity

The easiest reason to subscribe to is simply doing it as a willpower challenge. Think to yourself "am I really so weak-willed that I cannot choose to go X days without wanking?".

Think "what if I was a smoker, wouldn't I be able to quit that"?

reminder

Nah, these are the strong ones. The ones you get over the counter are the weak 8/500 ones

What a lad.

can't believe all these east end bloody racists

I have no reason to end it though, I'm in university doing a good degree and have a job for summer/winter.
just have no m8s or gf to enjoy life with

*starts breakdancing terribly*

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>have sex with a girl
>we're going out afterwards
>I tell her to wash her hands before we go
>she asks why
girls are disgusting tbqh

cant believe all these west end girls