>British documentary >Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey >3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the pray mantis following a spider
>american documentary >guitar riff playing in the background >YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD >Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis >THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH >more flashy jump cuts >THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED >more flashy jump cuts >the mantis strikes >strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans >slow mo replay of the attack in black and white >AND IT'S OVER IN A FLASH >THAT LITTLE SPIDER >SHOULD'VE PRAYED >TO THE MANTIS >Starwipe to the next clip
This would always happen in school but we kept them and played them because half of the class could understand it. Almost failed biology because of this.
This might be the funniest thing I've ever seen on Sup Forums
Henry Nguyen
>australian documentary >didgeridoo plays in the background >YEW WOULDNA WANT ON' OF THESE MANGY CUNTS IN YA BILLABONG >Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis >THIS CHAZZWAZZA MIGHT LOOK LIKE A POSH BLOKE, BUT THIS WILY BANANA BENDA IS A PROPAH- >abos suddenly chant in unison >BLOODY SHITCUNT >more flashy jump cuts >THIS FOOKIN' SPOIDAH CUNT DOESNT KNOW WHATS COMING TO HIM, THE MANTIS BEEN OFF THE GOON ALL BLOODY DAY >more flashy jump cuts >the mantis strikes >strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans >slow mo replay of the attack in black and white >HAHAHAHAHA SILLY LITTLE BLOIGHTAH >THAT FAT WEAJ CUNT >SHOULDA FUCKED OFF >Starwipe to the next clip
Lucas Davis
The American version sounds more interesting to be honest. Probably the reason why we produce more intellectuals and have better universities is because we make science interesting for kids at a young age.
Isaac Perry
FUCK forgot to change Americans
>australian documentary >didgeridoo plays in the background >YEW WOULDNA WANT ON' OF THESE MANGY CUNTS IN YA BILLABONG >Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis >THIS CHAZZWAZZA MIGHT LOOK LIKE A POSH BLOKE, BUT THIS WILY BANANA BENDA IS A PROPAH- >abos suddenly chant in unison >BLOODY SHITCUNT >more flashy jump cuts >THIS FOOKIN' SPOIDAH CUNT DOESNT KNOW WHATS COMING TO HIM, THE MANTIS BEEN OFF THE GOON ALL BLOODY DAY >more flashy jump cuts >the mantis strikes >strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for Bruce >slow mo replay of the attack in black and white >HAHAHAHAHA SILLY LITTLE BLOIGHTAH >THAT FAT WEAJ CUNT >SHOULDA FUCKED OFF >Starwipe to the next clip
Josiah Hughes
t. ritalin addict
Kevin Wood
>Nearly laughed it at 0:28 >Guitar riff at 0:50 >Lost it
Eli Williams
I take Adderall thank you very much.
t. Uni student
Julian Johnson
Mate like 75% of kids in merica today are on some type off add/adhd meds it's pretty fucked
Aaron Walker
This is spot on.
Nicholas James
It makes for good tv desu. Pic related was fucking great.
Isaac Allen
Same damn the guitar riff
Benjamin James
It's amazing that you learn so little from tv.
Gabriel Evans
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Wyatt Sanchez
>American war movies >1 american soldier runs through enemy fire spraying with his 30round mag thompson of infinite ammo killing 67 german soldiers and then a grenade blows up in his face >UHH IM WOUNDED
Gavin Reyes
Why do they add all those stupid SFX? Do Americans think that's how bugs sound?
Elijah Diaz
That was pretty entertaining to be honest. Better than that dry David Attenborough shit.
Dylan Barnes
>Better than that dry David Attenborough shit.
and this is why this thread was made
Luke Anderson
Spot on
Jaxson Roberts
So putting effort into making documentaries appealing to children is a bad thing?
Jordan Jenkins
its just bloody retarded
Isaiah Cooper
>make a European documentary >no one watches European media
>produce American media >translated into every continental European language and broadcasted on every TV between the shitty soccer games
Hmmm
Luis Hughes
Maybe you are just too sensitive and obsessed with what Americans do
Owen Allen
it's totally retarded
Chase Rivera
>soccer
oh fuck me
Lincoln Powell
So is a lot of animation for children. If you don't like it, don't watch it. America produces lots of other documentaries.
Dylan Long
They would rather watch porn play with Gundam's than watch documentaries. So it's pretty pointless.
Jeremiah Taylor
>>no one watches European media You mean no one outside Europe watches high end media aimed at educated people. Lowest Common Denominator shit from America can be understood by any fuckwit because 2 syllables would be "unfair to the average person"
Brayden Brown
>soccer It's football faggot
Cameron Williams
Ain't it funny that America produces the smartest people in the world though.
That was pretty good up until the end, when it became cringeworthy.
Juan Miller
In the US perhaps. Here I'd prefer Oxbridge over most Ivy League schools, only Harvard and Yale have the same reputation
Grayson Rodriguez
You are probably right, but the US has most of the top universities besides a couple in the UK and elsewhere across Europe and the world.
Asher Young
Goddamn Brits are so fucking ugly. How do these people even breed?
Jack Mitchell
If US universities are so good how come a degree from them isn't enough to land a job in Canada and they require skill upgrading?
Hunter Barnes
Because countries force people to retake exams. They do the same shit here with foreign doctors.
Ethan Hill
Thats not a documentary though.
Jace Roberts
Great editing - wonder how they shoot this.. obviously some super powered macro lens.
Alexander Bennett
BRAVO USA
Robert Green
>german documentary >"let me explain to you why it's Deutschlands fault, that the spider died" >next 40 minutes are about why Hitler hated spiders and how he supported the mantis
Dylan Nguyen
Someone do a stereotypical rendition of a German documentary.
Ryan Turner
>produces the right term here is "imports"
Chase Wright
Pffffffuuuuuuuuuuck mantises
Asher Bennett
What do you have against mantises amigo
Michael Parker
>guitar riff playing in the background
Chase Stewart
Gut Post
Cameron Kelly
100% true, the only reason I've turned my TV on in the past 6 years is for the weather channel and vidya gaems
Zachary Garcia
Holy shit I can't find my sides anymore.
Cooper Young
>those fucking sounds
Jeremiah Jackson
It's like they are talking to retards.
wait a minute....
Michael Harris
I watched PBS nature all the time as a kid. I didn't need any retarded edgy narration to ruin the scenes.
