Heritage thread

Rate pls :^)

>muh heritage

Pretty good for a Latino. At least you're not Mexican. Why did your family migrate to Canada? Do you speak Spanish?

>Why did your family migrate to Canada?

Albertan oil money

> Do you speak Spanish?

Nope. I can sort of understand it though

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You should learn Spanish. Why don't you?

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Nice and pure :) Do you take pride in being from Piemonte?

Best kingdom

dat turkmen ancestor

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When did you become French?

R8 pls. no h8, m8s.

straya brought the bants

i do not know this meme

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No real reason here. Not counting my mom and dad I've met 0 Spanish speakers

Do you have a language barrier with your parents, or can they speak English comfortably?

Their English is really good. My mom accent is hard to notice, while my dad's accent is noticeable.

They went to upper-class schools that brought in American English teachers.

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I guess that's not so bad. It's probably not the same as being able to speak the same first language, but I imagine it would get be much worse if they spoke like typical immigrants. My parents are immigrants too (I'm not the original guy who replied to you) and their English can be pretty fucking annoying to listen to, but, luckily, I grew up speaking their first language at home and made an effort to maintain it, so we get by.

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at first i didn't get it because of the woman being lower right than side by side

you are a father of two women ?

Two girls, and it is lower simply because I could not be bothered to rearrange the tree.

Shit, sorry to hear that.

MUWAAAAAAAAAAH, the Australian banters, have always been celebrated for their excellence

Sorry, why?

My wife's parents are Salvadoran so I've been trying to learn. Her mother speaks okay English, but I still think it would be cool to know another language.

Just being a dick. Would like to hear more, actually. Any stories from the old days?

Ah ok, and nothing really specific comes to mind.

I'm obsessed with the Soviet Union. I find its history to be absolutely fascinating. Probably more than my own history. Shit is like a soap opera.

Oh I see. A lot of it was done at the high levels with all sorts of intrigue, and you did not really see it except when it manifested itself (normally in violence) on the ground or in terms of economics.

how does two darker haired make two blonde

You want to know how I know you failed biology class?

white as hell

A lot of unfortunate fallout from the whole thing, yea. Not that my country was innocent outside the borders.

What part of Russia are you from?

Italians are not white.

you serious? chinese-somali-canadian-australian-swedish-german family? if so that's pretty neat

Your southern shores are beautiful. Perhaps I visit?

Well I'm from one bit and I live in another bit, but I would rather not get too specific. Same reason I do not put my job on there.

And the fallout was all for the benefit of various groups, the collapse was just everyone grabbing whatever they could.

your american flags are triggering me

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Fair enough.

Best of luck to you and your family my Russian friend.

You as well, American.

This heritage looks like a giant meme.
>Australian
This is fake.

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Jesus fucking christ


...are you cut?

you got a qt finnish gf user?

I like this. It's a nice mix.

hola lads dis muh heritage

What took you to america?

thats the British India flag in red btw, I didnt know it existed before i had to look it up. didn't want to put pakistan since it didnt exist

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my dad got a job here and thats when my parents decided to poop me out. I think the UK is a superior country tho

So do you have three citizenships?

I like this one I hope you find your gf

Yes. UK, US, Pakistan. (Although I haven't

woops didnt finish meant to say I havent claimed the Paki passport because it wouldnt do shit but prohibit me from traveling to India

Kek, I suppose with the US and Uk ones you can go pretty much anywhere.

You bet your ass I am.

I do, she's a sweetheart.

Thanks. I got pretty lucky, my father nor I look Jewish and the last name doesn't sound Jewish at all.

me too.... I wish I wasn't.

Why is it so popular in this country?

best of luck user! go finland soon

I only recently figured out I was circumsized. I literally didn't know what foreskin was lel. Now I know that there are men who have dicks that look like elephant trunks instead of mushroom stalks

brown + brown = pink
What

How old are you? Or are you just really sheltered?

That's pretty painful to look at

Hello there my fellow anglo!

>the Anglo blood
Welcome, chaps

>UK superior

That's because you're paki tho

Scots count?

Or maybe he didn't time the time to stare at another man's junk

they (russiaposter and his wife) both had the recessive allele for blond hair, which was passed on to both of their children as a pair.

My age is a secret but it doesnt have anything to do with it. I knew the following:

* circumsized = cutting something of your penis
* there were lots of things on my penis that looked like you could cut them off

what I didn't know is that there was a whole other thing people have on their penises that was actually cut off. I didn't watch porn regularly until recently, and even then most americocks are cut so it took a while to realize

there's other reasons too. I actually like foggy britbong weather

Can someone post the template please?

this guy remembers biology from god knows how many years ago
thanks user

You never questioned the scarring? That was what hinted me.

One drop rule I guess.

Anyway, I proudly have Turpin as my 12th surname (there are methods for arranging them, for genealogy autists)

my dick has mostly dark brown/purplish color and there's a pink bit presumably where the foreskin came off, but I assumed everyone had that like how everybody has palms lighter than their actual skin tone

If people ask i just say im american

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My Mom went to Sydney Uni. Mom's side of the family is like 40x richer than my father.

Maybe my Dad was the gold digger (Age gap is 5 years before anyone asks)

rate

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your Chinese great-gramp sounds like a playa

What is dragon flag?

genes are weird my white friend

that feel when fuijianese as well

our family could have been kangz
if we actually left the mainland

So his first wife divorced him after 2 kids. His second wife stayed with him (My grand-father's Mom). His 3rd Wife passed away in 1948. Married another girl to have 3 kids. Then married his 3rd wife's younger sister in 1950. Then had another wife.

Ming Dynasty Flag (China Pre-1913)

pole + chinese = russian

CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

qing

oh god whoops, my bad (at least the pre-1912/13 part was right)

Did you ever know how your Polish great-great grandpa score some chinese poon

most likely Buryatia or some sort of non-ethnic han in the far western China

He got exiled to Siberia after some Polish revolt against the Russian empire in the mid-19th century.

Met in Siberia I guess.

And now you are in cuckistan?

eyy hello

why so many citizenships
you can only be one place at a time

I get asked this too much
Russia - got it because parents Russian and used to often visit
Israel - Born
Canada - immigration
America (soon) - planned immigration, I already have my permanent residence green card. In fact I came back from the border today.