Be on my desk

>be on my desk
>want to check messages/bitcoin price/anything quick
>have to pick the fucking phone from the table every time due retarded fingerprint placement

Anyone else fell for the S8 meme?

>Have to

Nobody's forcing you to use the fingerprint reader.

There's pincode unlock, pattern unlock, face scanning and iris scanning.

get a smartwatch, fgt

>not having your notifications pushed to your desktop

>Nobody's forcing you to use the fingerprint reader.
All other methods are equally shit.

>There's pincode unlock
Annoying.

>pattern unlock
You need to use both hands since the phone will move as it sits on the table. It's also insecure because it leaves a trail on your screen. It's just inadmisible in 2017.

>face scanning and iris scanning.
Unsafe memes that will require you to akwardly lean over the cam anyway.

Sorry, no replacement for front fingerprint.

Battery life is worse than S7 to boot.


Not a good idea when you are at work. Can't do it if you are at a restaurant/sitting on traffic lights/some other place.

>put security feature on my phone
>now i have to unlock the security feature

>All other methods are equally shit.
So you rather not use any lock?

>Annoying.
Subjective

>You need to use both hands since the phone will move as it sits on the table.
How hard are you pushing your finger down?

> It's also insecure because it leaves a trail on your screen. It's just inadmisible in 2017.
Learn to clean your fingers and it won't be a problem

>Unsafe memes that will require you to akwardly lean over the cam anyway.
So don't use it then

Did you not research the phone before you bought it? What were you expecting? Did you really not think it through before spending $700?

fuck off phoner

>using biometrics as security
good luck with that

>hurr i haz an expensive toy the thread
disable the unlock you stupid nigger

>touchwizz

>bitcoin price

he fell for the meme

>he has to pick up his phone
>he is complaining that he has to pick up his pocket super computer to use it

Lad.

Those problems come with every phone retard. Unless you're a shill and don't use security.

>Bitcoin price
Holy fuck what developmentally disabled high schoolers still believe in this meme
You're like 7 years too late, no point acting like it actually matters how long it takes to unlock the lock you set on your phone to check fucking nothing

...

>turn off device lock
>turn off lock screen
wala!

ugh this very obscure fringe case of usage just totally negates all the good things about the device

-500/10 do not buy

use smart lock you retard

Just have it disable the lockscreen when you're connected to your home wifi

>complains about unsecure methods
>uses the fingerprint scanner

smart lock eats battery, you stupid fucking shit

goddamn, you smartphone users are fucking retarded. that's why i use mine as a tablet and a dumbphone as an actual phone

same person probably

*voilá

wala!

You are so fat and pathetic oh my god HAHAHAHAAHHA

>be on my desk
>want to check messages/bitcoin price/anything quick
>Just looking at the phone unlocks it.


that wasnt so difficult now was it?

>Unsafe memes that will require you to akwardly lean over the cam anyway.

"unsafe" as if anyone will ever do the picture trick on your phone.

And you dont have to lean at all, it fucking picks up on it even if your face isnt directly over the phone

>locking your phone

Fingerprint is just as unsafe as all those. It's a password you can never change, even if someone gets their hands on it.

You also have no way of knowing if Samsung is securing those fingerprints properly.

JUST PICK UP THE PHONE YOU FUCKING NIGGER

Bullshit about the battery life.

Battery life on my S8 outclasses my old S7 a good bit.

>Unsafe memes that will require you to akwardly lean over the cam anyway.
what so awkward about selfies ?

>usong the fingerprint reader

Kts like you enjoy poor security

Im a multimillionaire thanks to it. After 7+ years its at all time highs, hardly a meme. You can still buy while its under 10k

Nocoiners on suicide watch.

This pic is so updated now, price is at $1200

Dumb nocoiners will never learn. They spend all day browsing a technology board and miss on the most important software ever, geeez.

>being so lazy that you can't pick your phone off a table
kys

>not having location unlock on so that your phone's unlocked when you're at your own home
kys

don't buy technology if you're not going to use it you dunce

>locking your phone??

>unlocking your phone at the office where you spend most of the day
>unlocking it anywhere else and forgetting to lock it anyway
just buy the S7, its better.

user, you should know better. Samsung has been building shit phones around good/decent screens for a while now. This piece of shit isn't any different. Screen seems to be really nice, the phone as usual has a lot of stupid problems.

what should I mine

ETH on single 290 1.2 coins a month at $45 a coin

or should I go with ETC thats going to X4 over the summer and make 3-5 coins a month at the same hashrate as ETH

>Iris Scanner

It literally unlocked to voice commands.
Or have your home as a trusted location.

If Apple was able to build in a fingerprint reader in the screen. Then Apple has best Samsung.