Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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hello im bored again

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乙です!
スパム見たら、ゴーヤチャンプルが食べたくなった

show sausage

qt sparrow

it's watching you
IT KNOWS

qt birdy!!

no you first

What was the get

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AWAAAAAAAAAAAAHTT

eew

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岩崎容疑者脱童貞宣言
youtu.be/P0KOCvzUjYE

おはよう weebども

Thanks

>lentils with rice
I can see why germany found this image disgusting

lentils with rice are the best
go away

>明晰夢
この言葉は初めて知ったよ、夢をコントロールとは面白いね
メープル飴は黒糖飴に似た味がして美味しいよ
近所に、カナダ帰りの奥様と、孫がカナダに留学中っていうお婆ちゃんがいるんだ
では、またねノシ

おはようオージー

Anzu is visiting Japan this week lads. How do I [spoiler]shake hands with[/spoiler] her?

ノシ

Are you by any chance a leb my good sir?

stalk the kebab stands and do it by force

うまそう

if you want to shake hands with a turkish man there are plenty of kebab stands around

i wish i had tonkatsu right now

no, why?
i'm asian and it's easy to get protein with lentils. I also admit I don't really have boring tastebuds so I can eat almost anything

k
I hope to taste his apricot jam flavoured kebab!

Just thought you are since lebs love eating lentils with rice. I was fucking with you pal
Please continue to share in Japanese culture so they may one day rule us
I wish to buy used panties from a gachapon in every country when Japan takes over

ちゃんこセット?
相撲になりたいのかな

>used panties from a gachapon
Is that even physically possible?

>lebs love eating lentils with rice
oh shit really? that's interesting tbqh
>I wish to buy used panties from a gachapon in every country when Japan takes over
I wish to do this too

Is that a dick tip?

埼玉>千葉

神奈川県町田市に戻りたい・・・

why wouldn't it be?

nah, it's a sausage. it's just popping out from its casing

Anything is possible with dubs
youtube.com/watch?v=F00gVDLA_pk
Yeah we eat it with meat and fried onions. Tastes really fucking good desu senpai

町田は東京や

Quite amazed tbqh.

Is the champions league racist?

sorry for raping okinawa movement by liberal americans

お金ならいくらでも出すからギャルと付き合いてぇ

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yeah i've had it with ground beef and fried onion a few times. godly taste

ギャルに直接言えば一発で付き合えるのに

does this please the okinawans

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I hate americans

everyone does, even americans

い、いや、セックスだけじゃなくって
結婚前提の付き合いしたいんだよ

おまえ、わかってるなぁ

そんな褒められると照れる(〃∀〃)
と、割って入ってみる

I want to marry an ultra-nationalist japanese girl, where can I find one ?

h-hi :3

go to girl's channel.
but you need to speak japanese WELL

( っ・∀・)≡⊃ ゚∀゚)・∵.

あのサイト見たことあるけどやっぱガイジしかいなさそう

さすが佳奈美ww

婚前性交渉を前提にぼくと付き合って下さい

I want to marry a 22-30yo female Japanese virgin whom I consider physically attractive, where can I find one?

ヤリチン扱いしないでくれる?
最っ低ー

>60039036
At a zaibatsu

ギャルなんて死語だぞ

ギャルなんて言ってる奴に近寄ってほしくないわ

in japan

also good night everyone

お前なんか死語にしてやる

On a scale of certain-guaranteed, how fake is this ad?

osaka.craigslist.jp/w4m/5593907268.html

lad

日本のギャルは絶滅したよ

ちなみに黒糖飴も食べたことないw
へぇ、そうなんだ。カナダのどこに?

嘘を付けないで
かなり減ったかも知らないけど絶滅しなかっただろ

禅の心を学ぶために来ました

すでに賢者になっているようだ
俺も弟子になるかな

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damn you germany, how many times you have to fool italy ?

生き残ったのはギャル曽根だけ

ギャル曽根は大食いする人間の中で唯一食べ方が綺麗だからな

do they even use craigslist there?

Write her

小森純とか昔いたけど消えたなー

今夜のおかずは何にしようか・・・

>age: 41

小森のオバチャマな懐かしいな

いや、今の若い子はギャル糞根しか知らんだろ

I've spent the last hour looking at posts in different cities of Japan, China and Australia.

Australia has few ads, but they are genuine sluts.
Japan has few ads, they are mostly women looking for LTR
Beijing has lots of ads, but they are all hookers
Shanghai has lots of ads, and its a mix

If you want posts from young women, go to the beijing craigslist

色々キモ過ぎて吹く

勘違い白豚www

I need this book

ふざけるかどうか正直わからねえ

if you want to fuck young girls just use tinder instead

>170 cm

Did you fuck jap girl when you were in Japan?

no, too busy doing weeb stuff

next time I will

mathematical bible for high schoolers

There is a Swede called 日本人じゃない in Japan, he is seeking woman to fuck everyday but he is still virgin. What makes you believe you can get a Japanese woman during your next trip?

el enANO

Where did he go?
I wish he'd come back and glamour us with his escapades in Japan again

he's pretty dumb and pretty much a faggot too so it's no wonder he had no success

I tried tinder in tokyo using fakegps last year, no problem

maybe he went to that milf in nagoya

>glamour us
>us
i think you mean "glamour me". no one likes that faggot