French-Italian unification thread

Find me one good reason for these two nations not to merge into one.

>muh sister republics
>similar people and traditions
>common political interests

Together we would become:
>3d economy of the world, first of Europe
>cultural juggernaut
>world leader in turism
>above God-tier in cuisine
>bros forever

Let's put a symbolic capital in Nice or Turin and unite already.

Disgusting border gore

Let us join pls, we wuz kangz and shit

I know, fucking mountain jews. But nothing can be perfect, right?

Why would someone want to be french?

another
>"hey, France-Italy union, when ?"
>"oh, add Spain, por favor !"
>"and Portugal !"
>"and Romania please, we're latins !"
thread...

fair enough

>Spain

Please no

Just the Aragon Crown

Pedro's ruin everything

>another edgy spa*iard talking shit about France

Well

Can we have Portugal

pls, let's unite, they hate us but they want our money

Another great thread ruined by envious spaniards, you mean

Is not like Spain is better 2bh

Do it please!!!
Look at that perfect diagonal

>"and Romania please, we're latins !"
Nah, I'm good. I don't even want to unite with Moldova.

More like Italy should unite with Spain and leave the Islamic State of France alone

Good question

We're similar countries but we're too far. An unified country makes no sense.

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>>muh sister republics

No

>>similar people and traditions

Absolutely not

>>common political interests

FUCK NO
>Together we would become:
d economy of the world, first of Europe

One food point

>>cultural juggernaut

We are already


>>world leader in turism

We are already

>>above God-tier in cuisine

We have already

>>bros forever

Please, no.

France is already a fucking mess and needs to be solved. Goodbye.

I'd move there if it happened

JUST NOTICE ME HONHON-SENPAI

either this or Occitania + Northern Italy

>3d world of Europe
FTFY

Best country incoming

catalans, majorcans, valencians and aragonese are direct descendants of occitan people

we even still speak occitan in some places

Alright but all that area around Lyon isn't Occitan

I'm ok if you want to join

France and Italy, not UK and Ireland

>direct descendants

>French-Italian unification
Psh, so mainstream now

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like this f.am

0/banter

Because your post was so good

delet this now

I know...

>france
>failing at banter
>on the anniversary of verdun
top kek

Why are Catalans so obnoxious. No one mentioned you, leave them alone.

lol, losers

We're better at war, m8

Italians are pathetic

>brits being salty because no one wants them

even the irish dumped you

pathetic, weak, feeble, puny, how do you sleep at night

You mum's arms are some comfort for him I guess

if you're scot, I forgive you.

If you're not, consider suicide, fugly crooked subhuman

my mum is saggy and gross, so good luck with that

How about this version?

get on your knees and suck it Marianucci

At least you know you weren't adopted then

supa hot fire