/cum/ - Fedoraposting edition

>I don't live in North America

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I'll never be able to wear a fedora because of you fuckheads.

Why would you want to

I am a freeman of the land, an individual not a person'

Reminder that the Jews are feeding everyone artificial hormones to make women sluttier and the average man more beta

men have class, not swag

Who /progressive/ here

youtube.com/watch?v=1bVYgYW6410

This man speaks the truth

To be sophisticated and also stylish at the same time, of course. Nothing says "I'm here for the benefit of society" like a sweet gentleman's hat.

>Reminder that the Jews are feeding everyone artificial hormones to make women sluttier and the average man more beta

who /progressive sexuality/ here?

liking feet is an evolutionary thing, an advanced trait

>flat tinfoil statement with no supporting evidence
Sounds legit.

I'm a man and a straight one, so of course I like a woman's feet. Nowhere near the level you guys take things to though.

>man
>posts creepshots, the literal apex of betaness
kys

>All men pictured more likely than not live in North America

Great thread.

>I don't understand fedoraposting

that's candid photography
an artform in itself

>Greetings kind sir! Why yes, I AM indeed a resident of the United States of America!

Fucking Tolstoy. You don't truly know the face of autism until you've plumbed the depths of Tolstoy Kafkaevsky.

You think I care who shot the picture of something beautiful? Go back to your tree, Bubbles.

good goy, keep eating your BPA plastic and drinking water with birth control hormones

>good goy, keep eating your BPA plastic and drinking water with birth control hormones

>implying creepshots aren't alpha as fuck

>eating plastic
>drinking birth control water

What the fuck are you doing, canuck? I don't think your sterility is the Jews' fault with these kinds of eating habits.

Lads recommend me a fun app to play on my phone while on the plane

put some porn on it and whack it on the toilet

I dont watch porn
Sorry

lol gay

>I dont watch porn

You ever say "lads" again, and I'll find you, you impressionable lackwit.

No it just holds no interest for me
Its gross too

oh ok
so you're gay lol

No I like cute girls
Just not cuck enough to like watching people have sex. I also refuse to support such a blatantly jewish and anti-white industry

>Just not cuck enough to like watching people have sex. I also refuse to support such a blatantly jewish and anti-white industry

>mosquito bite tits
fag

alri peace out bruv have fun being gay lol

>he likes cowtits
Are you 12?

>caring about tits
manchild
you probably want them all waxed like a baby too lol

To the guys posting fedoras to every single comment, points well taken, but this is pretty far from constructive communication.

Whatever
Post more asian feet

>To the guys posting fedoras to every single comment, points well taken, but this is pretty far from constructive communication.

>To the guys posting fedoras to every single comment, points well taken, but this is pretty far from constructive communication.

>I also refuse to support such a blatantly jewish and anti-white industry

This post actually deserves a fedora

>To the guys posting fedoras to every single comment, points well taken, but this is pretty far from constructive communication.

Do you have an issue with anything I said? Porn is extremely fucking Jewish

wish i had sum ham at home could make a griLL3d ch33Z3 wif h4m

>This post actually deserves a fedora

You are a total mess, my man.

>You are a total mess my man

>FetidSwain

>Porn is extremely fucking Jewish

real nigga hourz is over
what time is it now?

Thanks for the app recommendations cunts
t. Cryptokike

Where do you even get the balls? You are literally fedora incarnate.

hello OP here

I knew it would degenerate to exactly this but I sacrifice /cum/ for my fedora folder

I still love you

No one cares.

>Where do you even get the balls? You are literally fedora incarnate.

t. real autist

>hello OP here

>I knew it would degenerate to exactly this but I sacrifice /cum/ for my fedora folder

>I still love you

Sure kid, just like no one cares about you. Frig off back to school, k?

>Sure kid, just like no one cares about you. Frig off back to school, k?

Seems like we've got a badass over here, fellas.

>Frig

ok let's get back to normal now^^

>degenerate fetish
>normal
I wish we had a true, fedora-clad hero of olde (like Sinatra or even a gangster, a real example of the long-gone man) to banish the Germans from this place of worship.

Normal for germans is fetishizing about piss and shit

>those photobombing water pigs

>degenerate fetish
>normal
>I wish we had a true, fedora-clad hero of olde (like Sinatra or even a gangster, a real example of the long-gone man) to banish the Germans from this place of worship.

HEELON WELGOM TO ANNADA EBISODOF SIMBLY SAWA
bitch is so fat she can't even talk properly

>Why yes I am German

What's your opinion on transsexuals? Pretty hot women, right?

mentally ill retards tbqh and people are just enforcing their delusions with accepting them.

>Why yes I am British

...

*by

Off to church. I'll make an intercession for you, /cum/.

I do

So if I get water from a natural source, and grow/hunt all my own food, then I will avoid the hormones and have a buffet of traps to choose from?

Cute traps and boypucci will come to you, but only if you post THANK YOU JEWS in this thread.

the only water i drink has been filtered between the toes of an asian virgin

Reminder that if you're using the >regional flags script, there's an important update that let's you use state and city flags together. Just update your script from the Github page

Thanks for the tip

>tip

...

A true gentleman does not "tip", he doffs.

My poop is so big it won't come out

Should I break it up with my finger?
HELP

...

let gravity handle it

just give it a big push lad

a little blood didn't hurt anybody

>have 5 days off
>going to try to stay up till tonight to reset my sleep
how is your week going /cum/
or i guess its the weekend for normal wageslaves, sunday isn't it?

I am also trying to reset my sleep, but I have every day off since I'm a useless shit.

Good week, though, I think I'm finally getting in the headspace to start writing. I can't wait to publish a shitty novel for pennies three years from now if I'm lucky.

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>tfw you work weekends
>tfw when everybody is partying you are working
>tfw when everybody is working you want to party

It's a bad kind of feel.

>wanting to go to parties with normies
disgusting

looks like anita sarkeesian kinda desu

Don't worry user I still wank to traps and collect /k/ patches. I'm only a normie on the outside.

That guy eerily looks like Jay Kay

I met up with a qt monday and had lunch, but this friday she invited to an event she was hosting

Her parents were there and she left me alone with them

wtf /cum/... what does this mean? She doesn't even show that much interest in the first place, but then she presented me to her parents..

>tfw drinking a bunch of coffee and tummy is rumbling
think im gonna have a massive shit here lads

Good thread dipshits
discuss the annexation of canada

can't remember ever having one of my posts fedora'd