/brit/

The Janny takes his """""JOB""""" seriously edition

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cara

crayon pop

janny's gonna do his NUT

is an obnoxious disrespectful lesbian

in before gasket blowout

Haven't felt this sad since Winston Churchill died, lads...

posting cautiously

Masturbating to porn daily has ruined my dick. I can't maintain an erection, I don't know what to do. Will quitting porn/ stopping masturbating help?

NUT STATUS: DONE

mods = gods

canadian tranny poster getting btfo

anything after 310 isn't early you twat

I hope the Janny doesn't delete this so this lad feels like a mug

lads why is my reddit flag a pepe
t. kernow

janny janny janny THEY'RE AT IT AGAIN

update the script

>he doesn't know about janny's unwritten autistic 'page 8' rule

bit excessive innit

i don't think it's such a big deal though

I miss the days before jannyspamming

I blame Sup Forums for my misery

anything before page 7 is early
FONC

he hasn't enforced it in weeks you rat

>Who can say where the road goes?
>Where the day flows?
>Only time.

>mum NEVER has phone out of her hand
>today
>need her for something
>call her
>doesn't answer
>calls me back but I miss her call and literally ring back within seconds
>DOESN'T ANSWER
>ring her again
>DOESN'T ANSWER
>she calls me back but I'm busy at work
>she fucking KNOWS I will be ringing her back soon and should expect my call
>call her another 3 times
>DOES NOT FUCKING ANSWER

This is literally every fucking time. EVERY. TIME

hmm
not a fan of this "cornwall is in england" meme

fascinating

take the hint mate

>tfw you realise she's not coming back
wew

>she

who

He only deleted the other thread because it was NSFW, I'm guessing those lads didn't click on my webm

she's busy text later

Best season of Always Sunny?

Right then *rubs hands together*, let's get this sorted once and for all

Odds I go into town and buy alcohol

Evens I stay in and cry myself to sleep

what's bitte shnell?

nice

innit

She may very well be shagging at some point, but today I know she was at her friends house. For some reason she has her fucking phone on silent all the bastard time when it just isn't needed.

HE'S ON IT

you forgot trips and you kill yourself

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>He doesn't live in the south west

Literally no excuses

the gf insists i allow her to manmilk me and feed me recipes from these

did not read a word

is this devizes

what a retarted list, not even voting you cunt

How bad do you have to be to get range banned? Is it just for CP posters or could it happen for repeatedly pissing the janitor off?

going to put a fish pie in the oven

please refrain from making a joke about a vagina

going to eat some fresh tomatoes while it cooks

why would i make a joke about a vagina?

...

*butchers yet another aussie runt*

fucking critters get everywhere these days...

*stamps on runts tail that's poking out from underneath car, drags it out into the open and chokes it*

*watches as its sun scorched aussie face turns beetroot red*

ah there it goes...can always tell a job well done by the popping eyes....

...

Outskirts of bath

Just like, eating raw tomato?

Thats kind of weird

bit rude

Feel pretty hot right about now lads

gf sent me this

>bath
>southwest

fuck of poortherner

Just tried to snap josie

>daenerys is naive and easily influenced
>stannis is a bit hamfisted
who else is there?

>/brit/ has BROKEN the Janny

I would like more opinions desu

>A girl has NEVER sent you a dirty pic
Feels bad desu

nothing those are the only two characters

Let myself slip and get upset by this one. Hit a little too close to home. Reckon I've had enough internet for the day.

come to copenhagen

Brit meetup in Coventry this Thursday lids x

get a decent point and shoot, literally just going to stand out as an american tourist with a fucking DSLR and everybody will hate you

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janny when are you gonna get it through your thick head mate?

no one fucking likes you

runt.

What the fuck? Is that a nappy

Also cousin just sent me this

Just a not so friendly reminder that if one of you tough guy keyboard warriors would hit a woman in my eyesight, I'd make your life a living hell. Place a bet on that any day fucking pieces of shit.

obvious answer is to buy a mirrorless camera (I recommend the sony a6000) and use it to take both stills and video

cor

got one dance on repeat

Need a good sci-fi set in space that isn't Stargate, Star Trek, Farscape, Babylon 5 or Lexx.

how does owning a DSLR make you a yank?

yanks are the last tourists i think of when i see cunts with those. I think of frenchies first

youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs

listening to this right now

Fuck off callum

incest taboo is a spook perpetuated by jews to keep only their blood line pure

time for your bath soon, you need to calm down before bed little man.

Red Dwarf

Macross.

Legend of Galactic Heroes.

...

Space 1999
youtube.com/watch?v=KX-L5cwaKT8

That was me a few years ago but with my mum crying about how I was wasting my life.

Now I wage slave, come home and do drugs and I'm miserable.

Thanks mum!

space balls

Just trolled a bunch of people desu

can't stop sneezing

LOOK lads.

I'm not in a good fucking mood, I'm actually in a fucking BAD mood and somebody is gonna have to get hurt because of this. There is no way out of it, so which one of you is man enough to step up, take one for the team and get his arse kicked up and down the street?

Very good choice.

better than sponging off your parents

at least you're not a virgin

doin a blackout

haha epic xD

do you actually want a fucking smack?

*deploys anti boi measures*

evens I go to the paki shop and buy some more booze for myself

odds I drink what I already have

need some mince to make a bolognese though don't reckon the paki shop sells it and don't think anywhere else is open

> spent all day in my pyjamas
> only getting dressed now so I can briefly go into town to buy alcohol
sigh

what are you supposed to do on weekends anyway

where did I see that owning a DSLR makes you a yank? Most plebs who own DSLRs are just going to be rocking some generic lens and having everything to set to auto, there is no need to take up the extra space, especially considering how good point and shoots are nowadays

Wearing baggy shorts, hiking boots, a "fanny" pack, a cap and holding a DSLR is a clear standout yank over here, you're in bloody Australia ffs

does anyone know what the catalyst was to that louis recording? Obviously he'd been living like a feral but there must have been an event just before that triggered his dad yellinh

jock brit meet at campus bar for the first euro game lads who's up for it? i'm on first round

feeling claustrophobic
house is filled with boxes and stuff :x

Reminds me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54