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Germany eternal destroyers of Europe edition

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New Top Gear in 25 minutes

cara.

ANGLO!

brits cucked by big american cock on their own show
BTFO

poleaboo was just on top gear

Britains War Record in WW2 - Nothing to be proud of?

Timeline

1936-1939 - Utter cowardice and craven subservience to the Nazi's

1939 - Declares War on Germany. Seriously thinks about declaring war on the USSR.

1940 - Defeat in Norway

1940 - Defeat in France

1940 - Bankrupt, out with the begging bowl. US sends a load of broken rifles and shitty destroyers in exchange for all of Britains gold. USA intecepts British bullion ship of Ghana and confiscates entire contents. (See Clive Ponting - 1940 Myth and Reality for more info on this incident).

1940 - Battle of Britain. Highlight of the war, even though no victory was won. On a sidenote, how many of you British people realise that you lost more fighters than Germany lost bombers? Look it up.

1941 - Defeat in Greece and Crete

1942 - Defeat in Hong Kong, Singapore and Malaya. Full retreat in Burma

1942 - Wins only battle of the war, and only then because of American hardware. El Alamein. Loses horrendous casualties through sub-WW1 tactics

1943 - Slowly progresses through Italy using American tanks and New Zealand blood. Begins to bomb Germany using mostly Canadian blood. Defeat in the Greek Islands (Dodecanes Campaign)

1943 - No progress against Japanese in Burma even though big American brothers have now taken over the real fighting in the Pacific theatre.

1944 - 1945 - Reduced to the status of American sidekick. Churchill ignored by Roosevelt.

1945 - Allows Poland, the country it went to war to defend to become a brutalized Soviet vassal.

War ends, so lets sum up Britains war aims shall we

1. To preserve the Empire.....failed.
2. To protect the independence of Poland...failed
3. To prevent German domination of Europe..failed

1946 - 2016 American lapdog and/or Aircraft Carrier, depending on your point of view.

Haha. The only thing you have to be proud of is a myth.

>muh top gear

didn't know there were so many plebs here

maisie

Regarding the new Top Gear, this is what IS going to happen. Everyone is going to bitch and moan throughout the entirety of the first season, most will accept it by the second except for you lot who will continue to bitch and moan, and by the third season it will just be taken as another fact of life by everyone including you.

...

It's on now

Thanks for the hard on lad.

Kyary

I'm not even German and that is rage inducing

Fucking minorities helping themselves to a bunch of shit that doesn't belong to them, nothing new there I guess.

You are wrong because Amazon is a thing

I'd like a piece of Natalie Dormer right now

This

How do I update extra flags

>tfw the wife's son is back from uni
>wife wants him to have my room

looks like i'm off to the shed laddos

thats not even riley

>that time Riley started shilling for Mexico because he found out he has Mexican ancestry
>those Google Docs with all of his inventions
I miss him to be desu

yes it is

>Did you ever see the first episode of the last incarnation of Top Gear? It was rubbish. It was just as rubbish as this. Nobody knew what they were doing. James May wasn’t even in it. It took a full year for the last Top Gear to become Top Gear. So judging this new version on 43 minutes of footage seems colossally unfair. It’ll find its footing in time.

BBC SHILLS OUT IN FULL FORCE

Watching the so-called "Top Gear"

See the problem is I'm not inclined to watch just another fact of life at all.

greasemonkey or tampermonkey?

>muh cars
who gives a shit

wrongo

this isnt fifth gear m8

>he thinks top gear is about cars

lmao. just lmao

if the yank team wins i'm genuinely going to switch this shite off now and will never ever give it a second chance

tamper

>How do I update extra flags

click the black square with 2 dots
dashboard
click the "last updated" column for the extra flags row

TIL Matt Le Blanc made a total of $11 from his time on the hit sitcom Friends. Upon hearing about this, his co-star Courtney Cox celebrated by stealing his car

would like some scrambled eggs, streaky bacon and waffles with strawberry jam

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Fuck sake lads why couldn't you be nicer to the paki? The first terrorist attack on British soil in years is on your hands.

JUST

well you haven't figured it out lad

people with hobbies not limited to posting pictures of teenage korean girls on an American ethnic cleansing support forum

when did she get a new blog

pack up your troubles in your old kit bag
and smile smile smile

i like matt le blanc but he just doesnt fit this format

what....what is happening

honestly this Top Gear is alright, it's not a trainwreck at all. Camaraderie and stuff will develop later and it will become a comfy staple just like the previous version did. Was expecting to be severely triggered but I wasn't.

that said I'm probably still not going to watch it because I'm a depressed NEET and watching things requires a level of motivation which I am not capable of

remember these faces.
they are the cucks of britain.

Count me in m8, I'll put the kettle on.

>brit is a faggot old man with glasses who's never been in a fight in his life
>yank is a big willied handsome movie star

Ethiopians are Bro-tier

not being able to buy alcohol after 10 pm is the dumbest shit

STEP UP IN THIS BITCH LIKE

I'M THE ONE YOUR BITCH LIKE

YEAH I'M THE ONE YOUR BITCH LIKE

gotta pander to the yank audience

And you host him

Sounds about right

bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-36408641
>japanese parenting

what? where?

britcucks cucked on their own show

BIG

AMERICAN

WILLIES

>scot"""land"""

Daily reminder that you will NEVER get to go to watch an episode of the lads filming Top Gear EVER again

Fuck off jock, I can buy alcohol 24/7/365

anywhere in scotland

you did?

>Ethiopians are Bro-tier

>Honestly this top gear is alright, it's not a trainwreck at all--

Stopped reading there, shit b8 m8

the grand tour will rekindle their bants

i hope it will at least

67k

> That kid is gonna regret spitting on me.
what did he mean by this

on the cross with those who sell anything on christmas

>Extra Gear

Still haven't eaten today, don't know what I want

Americas War Record Throughout its ENTIRE history - Everything to be ashamed of?

>Genocide natives
>Declare war on France and drag your British overlords into it
>Declare war on Britain after the debts you racked up
>Need French, Spanish, and Dutch help just to survive
>Continue genociding more natives
>Declare another war on Britain who were involved in a MUCH larger war, get Whitehouse burnt down
>More genocide
>Be years late for both WW's
>Topple numerous democratic governments
>Can't even win against some fucking gook farmers
>Cause mass destruction in Middle East

>don't go to /brit/ tomorrow

that's a bit shit, i guess you're all alcoholics though so it's only fair

didn't read any of your post whatsoever

also is this actually poleaboo
i thought it was some other /r9k/ nerd

Petrol stations still need to be open for those travelling to see family and my local offie opens between 12 and 3

Who /hightest/ here?

he was on Sup Forums a couple of months ago up to his old shitposting tricks. p. sure he's still about

describe your perfect sandwich

Good post

*spits on you*

If you're reading this please remember we are your bros, Monica.

not hungry and am feeling uninspired

ask again before lunch

...

Bread
Toast
Bread

In strictly that order.

has extra flags gone too far?

yes

Turn NFC off

Who is Monica?

anyone got a funny video they could link me?

honestly can't remember that last time i laughed

think something might be wrong with me

yes
not enjoying this "city flags" gimmick
or the "cornwall is part of england" one

Cannot help but feel a burning desire to punch that type of person in the face repeatedly.

Getting worse and worse the more I have to deal with those weird faggots. Faggots were already weird enough when they didn't pretend to be something they're not, those people are just str8 trippin going out in public looking like that.

The best part is they expect their opinion on important issues to be taken seriously while they're a grown man dressing like a little girl.

Biggest bunch of English losers just came into the hostel living room

Saying things like "banterbus" and "bantmandu". Cringing so hard

watching italy vs scotland. kind of want the scots to win tbf. why are english fans indifferent or even mildly favourable towards scotland yet scottish fans despise england?

BLT
Hold the L, Hold the T, double the B

club sandwich is pretty based

cant beat some nice crab either

alarming amount of sirens going past

is it happening?

youtube.com/watch?v=Bt_kR7u6mM4

Go watch the new top gear lad, had me chuckling throughout the whole thing.

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