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cara

fuck this thread

maisie

might have a cheeky poop

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so exactly like the tories then

josie cant be arsed to update extra flags

atrocious thread

follow the protocol Yankee doodle

do it immediately

also test

Interesting edition 2bh

josie is a mtf trans

Need a new wallet lads.

I like to keep my wallet as slip as possible, yet be able to carry cash notes and a few spare coins

any suggestions?

Kyary

eh

just took a massive shit lads, didn't know I had it in me

Look in TKmaxx

currently observing the spackers who can't even update their flags

Don't seem to be able to go out without ending up completely fucked and making an arse of myself.

Still hanging from Friday night and feel like a complete fucking stain on humanity

good lad

>dare someone to find a superior song than this

youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A
careful

I love those ones.

Just read my latest GQ magazine and they had a really great Louis Vuitton wallet for £500, or you could get a really nice leather wallet for £725 from Harrods. Love GQ. Get all my shopping advice from there

>>>/ratemypoo/

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Trannies and other assorted homos should be committed to mental institutions indefinitely without exception.

Minorities in the western world should be sent back to the primary country of their heritage.

We have too many undesirables infesting our once great societies and bringing the rest of us down with them.

Billionaire

I just end up talking to lots of girls and then don't know how to handle it when I'm sober again.
This girl I met added me on normiebook and is now talking to me and I just have no idea what to say or do when just last night I was hugging her and kissing her and all that

drunk me is a complete fucking chad and sober me is a retarded autist

fucks sake

Love simpsonwave, but CRISISis better

youtube.com/watch?v=FCb3rblTEds

>drinking

enjoy your rotting brain cells runts

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worry

>enjoy your rotting brain cells runts

I end up talking to girls but I'm always paranoid it's been in a really fucking creepy way

which, tbf, it probably is

too much ass

hahahaha

iktf but also

you need to atf (address that feel) otherwise you'll end up a drunk loser retarded autist like me.

what is that

not worried about mine tbqh. would be quite surprised if I don't average at least 70

Reminder:

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gonna drop my 1st for this year i think

should be able to pick it back up when i come back for 3rd year in 2017 tho

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>not worried about mine tbqh. would be quite surprised if I don't average at least 70

fucking apple skin stuck between my teeth

I'm the same way. I talk to them but in the back of my mind I'm always sort of scared to go in for a kiss or hug because that tiny bit of me is thinking "what if I'm being creepy and harassing her, I'm gonna regret this in the morning when I'm sober".

Very annoying.

How do I address the feel? Advice pls

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Have a good day at work normies...

Oh, I guess you're already in bed now...

>Germans get 5 flags
not biased at all nope

joke's on you it's a bank holiday tomorrow

I can't help you lad. All I know is DO NOT use alcohol as a crutch. Seriously. Only drink for good times, not selfish reasons.

fucking fore skin stuck between my teeth

are nige

Got a pair of shoes way too cheap on eBay and I reckon the seller's going to cheat me out of them.

a woman, don't you get any of those on the rock?

eating cat food, doesn't taste that bad

broken collarbone is healing rather well

nut status: not done

Do you not get bored of doing this?

currently listening to this song in FLAC

hey i like this general

Good sleeps puppy

eating cat poo, doesn't taste that bad

fucking anal pubes stuck between my teeth

vocaroo.com/i/s07UHoPCh9Qg

with the benefit of hindsight I think world war one was a big mistake

>why yes I buy my clothes off Ebay
>why yes I buy anything off Ebay

>currently listening to this song in FLAC

I had my FUCKING big toenial ripped out in the hospital yesterday and it hurts like a FUCKING cunt

where are the Australians

QI si fucking shit. almost as bad as HIGNFY

sleep tight small doggo.

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completely pointless war

aussie on vacation here

truuuuuu

>currently listening to this song in FLAC

dickhead it's a bank holiday tomorrow and I've got a privilege day on Tuesday

just downloaded a 16gb film lads

lads
the germans want to copy your OP

that's what you get for being a manual labourer

finally got your mums triple penetration on hd then? link us lad

>16gb film
>FLAC
>broken collarbone

>ATH-M50
tip toppest kek

Lisicki

LOLLLLLL GIT REKT BELLEW

>sissy brit boys

>Just spent £210 buying games I already own just because I wanted to start off my collection fresh

Anybody else experience this same type of autism? It's financially crippling.

hd598 master race


(ATH-M50 are pretty nice tho)

Poleaboos mum is voting out, she says it's because of immigration

The town is being filled up with loads of these Eastern European types
Schools have to accommodate those who don't know English etc.

His sisters though were calling her a racist and ignored his claims that 80% of UK laws are now made in Brussels

Rude, I hope you never have to get your toenails ripped out with pliers you absolute cunt

stopped buying games about a year ago, I've got over 600 games in my steam library and I haven't played most of them, I told myself I had to stop

youtu.be/zKrLQU-QoSg

hahahha did he get banged?
can't wait to hear eddies damage control

I just don't like the colour.
I'm currently using DT990Pros

60076504
GET HIM JANNY

>I buy anything more expensive than Xiaomi Piston 3s

New Top Gear was shit, but on the plus side it won't eat in to my Sunday shitposting time.

aint nothing without my microwave t b h

Emmerdale won best soap and I'm quite glad 2bh

>quarter past 10 already

FUCK

Poleaboo isn't banned

Janny keeps getting cucked by the mod when he submits ban requests

I still can't stop buying. I now have up to three copies of games I've not even played.