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>jogging

enjoy your arthritic ankles and knees

/bal...
Just kidding

/bra/

i luv franc do u
luv france

UK = GOUK = GOOK

Wtf Je déteste la Corée maintenant

i'm here to smash bitches and fuck trannies

and im all out of bitches

>/bal...
>Just kidding
What did he mean by this?

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c'est l'entente cordiale, crétin de ros'bif.

well time to get the trannies.

JFs

how did our words for 'now' become so different when our languages look pretty similar.

mm yes out like the brit says

im the official swedish poster

"now" is of germanic origin I guess

Disgusting anglos.
French colony, we should have burn y'all.

Now -> nunc

Maintenant -> Manu teneo

This isn't /brit/
You have to go back
>ya'll
Fuck off yank

>Old English nū, of Germanic origin; related to Dutch nu, German nun, from an Indo-European root shared by Latin nunc and Greek nun .

yeh looks like you're right

>/fuk/
wat iz zis

That I was just kidding silly

France and UK

Nu males out

MARION
AU SECOURS !
Vous ne pouvez pas trouver de politicienne plus belle qu'elle.

why zo

i liek zis fread

>those eyes

corrupted by chaos. burn the heretic.

Can we hang all leftists and expel gimmegrants ?

I'm speaking American, deal with it trashead

best allies

You're the heretic.

why do muslims hate everything?

is there anything they actually DO like (that doesn't involve murder/rape/burning people alive?)

Mauvais Conseil ?

Preperation for the Anglo-French union after the collapse of the EU
Me too

For the first time in my life, I may actually be close to losing my virginity. It might not happen but it's a genuine possibility that it'll happen this Friday or Saturday.

I'm so excited but also really nervous and I can't focus on anything

THIS. Walking is better. Seriously fuck jogging. If you think walking takes too long, then just do some short distance sprinting. Either walk or sprint

goats

>is there anything they actually DO like (that doesn't involve murder/rape/burning people alive?)
They like getting djizia... ahem... I mean "welfare".

Shhhhh...just let your benis do the work

t. fat fuck

You shouldn't be nervous he won't be able to penetrate if you catch my drift

>being fat fucks

Hi, je am votre son légitime so je can post here.

Parle français ou meurt.

le

don't worry, just lube yourself a lot, and it won't hurt that much.
He'll like it, you'll love the fact he likes it.

WHY AREN'T YOU SLEEPING !?

FOY

hi to all the french lads

Le cacapostage est intemporel

It's pretty funny that French people speak English 2bh.

how about you FUCK OFF?

'STIE DE CALICE QU'DIS TU TOI LÀ !?

don't overthink it, even if it sounds "be yourself"-tier. Don't masturbate before thinking it will make you last longer, it might make you unable to get hard. First time are bad most of the time, don't blame yourself if it doesn't go as good as you hoped, it gets better with more practice.

What do the french think of quebecois? Is it like how we think of those bloody yanks? >french time zone calculation

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J-J-J-JVAI TNIQUE TA MER

Britania is the best former French colony.

b-bonjour

Do we ?

It's not my fault the French have the African genetics that cause a person to be skinny their whole life. Us Anglos evolved to retain mass during the ice ages of Northern Europe. That's partly why we are physically stronger

english iz just anozer french dialecte

Daily reminder that english language is a french dialect.

Why do yuropoors always say bismillah?

h-how do you do ?

J-J-JVAI TMANGER TA MER
TON PAREBRIS JLE PETE
JLE MANGE LA VITR

Je t'attends à la sortie je vais te niquer ta mère en caleçon putain tu me connais pas enfoiré

>muh genetics
Hilarious. Stop stuffing your mouth with shit and start exercising.

This 2bh

shall we teach /brit/s insults then ?

KEK MY SHIT UP

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The absolute madman

You couldn't understand our GODTIER humour
(Not autistic enough)

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Merde haha

I'd be strong to if I had to carry 250 kilos of fat (that's about 74''98'''8 inchmiles in burger units)

that guy's canadian you snail sucker

>they didn't behead their queen

youtube.com/watch?v=vFaivuht3qs
T-T-T-TVA PRENDR LOTO LA
JAI MENGE LCARO LA

I won't lie, this post triggered me

'flure, va

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>we actually beheaded our queen

Ils ont déjà buté un de leur roi je crois pêh

I would totally bang her

AutriCHIENNE AU LIT

spain best ally

Why americans shit in their pants ?
Anglo genes ?

Savages

Personne dort à 18h voyons.

That woman is clearly French. Those are French products, we don't sell biscuits in America. Look, and only the French eat that style of bread and cake

Looks like the cat got your tongue on this one, because that post backfired

ptsd m9

>Austrian whore
>"our Queen"

1649 - Charles Ier

They like goats, dzija, and being closet homosexuals

It is genetics that play a role in being fat. In a woman, the fat goes right to her hips and gives her a big buttocks. It's the same way in French men

...'tain de décalage horaire

Their body have been modified by decades of drinking microwave boiled water

DELET THIS