What is required for me to move here?

What is required for me to move here?

You need to smuggle drugs there, I've heard they're really lenient and will like you better if you do

Learning polish

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be muslim

B-but I heard there are only 0,1% Muslims...

takbir infidel

What's wrong, malaybro?

learn french first

1. Respect the pope
2. Don't be black or brown
3. Don't be a muslim

why do you want to move to indonesia?

Grow some moustache and you'll be just fine

So I can be rich

Reminder that anyone with olive skin tone will be attacked in Poland

...

>Indonesia
>actually thought you meant Monaco

he was triggered.

eh ini kok gw bisa post di Sup Forums yah? sebelumnya gw diblok lho, lu gitu juga gk?

money. (no seriously though. You can bribe anyone here) Indonesian hates Blacks,North Asian(japan,korea,Chinese) so be careful if you're one. They love caucasian though.

Yes

Gak ykin lu emg ngrti gw ap pke translate, Lu orang indo emang? wkwkkwkwk

Aku bule, tapi aku bisa berbicara bahasa indonesia

t. Blake

p e r t h

Get Dutch citizenship

ok terus? gw harus bilang wow gitu? wkwkwkkw, bercanda, keren banget bisa bahasa indonesia, lanjutkan yah...udah lancar segitu mah, (kecuali pake translate)