Work all day like a slave

>Work all day like a slave
>Barely make $100

>Meanwhile Dennis made $3500 today selling anabolic steroids on lebbit
>Meanwhile Borisovich Dmitirov made $15 000 selling stolen credit card info and renting out his botnet
>Meanwhile some autistic nerd lankets made $150 000 today with their groundbreaking botnetto
>Meanwhile Chang Xiao-Lu Weng-Ching made $500 000 and got a new BMW as his bonus for selling over 3 tons of illegal raw drugs overseas and manufacturing equipment
>Meanwhile Dimitrivich made $3million by siphoning public money
>Meanwhile some government official embezzled yet ANOTHER $10 000 000

GIVE ME ONE REASON TO WORK INSTEAD OF COMMIT CRIME.

Life is a scam.

Buy safecoin

Only commit a crime if you can get away from it. You're right, life is a scam.

>all he wants is money
There's more to life bruder.

I only made 5000 off a hit i did on this guys mistress :(

There's no honorable jobs in this world of decadence.

no, there really isn't. money is everything.

You won't because you're a pussy OP, enjoy your life of beta slavery

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>Life is a scam
Yep. But the odds are stacked against you. If you commit a crime make sure you can get away with it.

Also you forgot banks in your list

Time is the only thing with inherent value. Money is fiction.

>made $1500 today convincing old people to buy cars they can't afford
>I should probably step it up a notch Pedro

>he wants to commit crime

enjoy Bubba's BBC when you end up in the pen

You have to be extra smart, but what people don't realize, is that you have to be a social monster to be able to commit crime and get away with it. Neither of these attributes I own.

>t. poorfag

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>you will never use latest lidar tech stolen from your employer to found a startup which you then sell to their competitor with 700 million dollars
>why even live

dumb frogposter

>Life is a scam.

Congrats for reaching realisation. Now go watch some Varg videos on youtube.

There really isn't. Acquiring money isn't the end goal, obviously, but you cannot live a truly happy life without large quantities of it.

money gives you time.
easy example: being able to hire someone to tend to my lawn and pool means i don't have to do those tedious things that take hours but still get all the perks, making my life better because i didn't waste that time on something as stupid as mowing a lawn or maintaining the chemical balance of my pool

Stop watching Varg

>implying Chang Xiao-Lu Weng-Ching didn't deserve that BMW

y-yes m-master

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So simple and people don't get it.

you are all correct. money has no INHERENT value, it is a means of acquiring that thing with inherent value

I often pretend to be autistic and post pedandic and obvious things to pass the time, and this is 10X the maximum autism I'm capable of.

Literally the single most autistic post I've ever read on the Internet.

You must literally be either a child, a troll, or on the spectrum. There is no other plausible option.

>Work all day like a slave
>Barely make $100

People make $500 where I live, if they're lucky. Monthly.

Relax sweetums, you're doing fine.

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>t. poorfag pretending to be rich

>I don't understand cost of living
$500/month is great if your monthly expenses are $250 and everything is cheap. If rent alone is $1000/month, even $2000/month in pay is bad.

>either a child, a troll, or on the spectrum. There is no other plausible option.

All the above instead of either?

>work all day doing something reasonably enjoyable
>make like $700 or some shit
good job master race

>t. Genetic dead end

There is no absolute measure of value.
The value of x can only be expressed in units of y.

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142 IQ and certified sociopath, yet I don't break the law because I have some damn code to live by. Modern day slavery sucks.

ok Dexter...
How's lumberjacking going?

his character is a psychopath with no empathy or remorse

a sociopath has those traits

Learn epicurism. Money is not everything.

>get on welfare
>never work again
>live in a small comfy home eating cheap but delicious junk food
>have enough free time to play pirated video games and/or watch pirated movies/TV/porn 16 hours per day every single day and sleep for the other 8 hours

>I'm too stupid to move out of California or New York

>get caught
>go to prison
>make 15c an hour servicing negro penis

Yeah, crime pays if you don't get caught.

Get a better job

Why do people think it's so easy to get on welfare when people that actually need it have to fight for years?

>living in the US
That's the typical price in suburbs 40km from Vancouver now.

Because the system is broken. People who need it don't get it and niggers or whites fine with nigger behaviour get it easily.

Never been poor have you?

>le IQ meme

>Meanwhile Borisovich Dmitirov made $15 000 selling stolen credit card info and renting out his botnet
>Meanwhile some autistic nerd lankets made $150 000 today with their groundbreaking botnetto

lmao if you think cybercrime pays this much. There's a reason it's all Pajeets and Vladimir's doing cybercrime. Hint: it's because the average cybercriminal makes ~$10k US a year

I guess 10k a year is enough to live "comfortably" in those countries.

Isn't the other way around

Reward is usually proportional to risk, so feel free to commit crime, just don't act surprised if you get caught and put in jail.

>Fill out on this form if you do or don't like niggers. It will determine if you get any money from us.

That's because you guys let the chinks buy all your fucking land, god damn morons.

US welfare is means tested, so if you actually attempt to improve your situation, you will lose your welfare.

If he did that he'd earn proportionally less and his situation would practically be the same, except for when he makes and spends a lot he only needs to save a small percentage of his income to have a significant amount, while if he earns and spends proportionally less he needs to save a much higher percentage to end up with the same amount (and even just saving the same percentage would be way harder).

Because having a job is more or less brainless.

Tip-toeing around the law actually requires effort. I wouldn't be able to do that. You think you'd be able to live like a king, but actually you'd get caught a few months into the operation and get tossed into the slammer, where tyrone will make you a wide receiver

Mfw a NEET complains about being poor and society being unfair but never worked a single fucking day in his life nor made any serious effort in improving his situation.

You make more because the risk is also higher
Think of it like stock trading

Mfw I'm a NEET because most options are literally impossible to me, and everything I try with what I have ends up failing miserably, so after literally only ever seeing my life getting worse and worse, I've lost all willpower and have given up on life.
Mfw I couldn't even do crime even if I wanted to.
Right now I'm just waiting for one of the few likely happenings that will end all my chances to even survive, then kill myself.

Sell drugs all you want, but don't rip off other working saps or contribute to the botnet. Most of us are wage cucks too. Life is hard enough.

Cheng probably made all that without the drugs honestly. Managing international logistics is a hell of a job

projection is strong here

You have neither the smarts or the connections to get away with it op.

You pleb

Go hike a mountain. Seriously.

Visit a medic. You depressed shit.

If I could I'd do both of those things right now.

>he fell for the life is about being happy meme

bane?

LOL hows high-school goin!

Hiking is not that difficult. Find a group, do some trekking, then the mountain.

Best fucking experience reaching the top. Every problem feels small and insignificant after that. You'll feel like your life is accomplished, everything after that is just a bonus.

I do it every year or when things look south.

So you don't get raped by Tyrone in the prison shower

>not even enough to hire a good lawyer if caught

jesus christ why

Celebrities are making what you earn in a few years in just a few days and they're doing it legally. If you're comparing yourself to people, you're going to be depressed and have your self worth destroyed.

You have 2 choices:
>an hero (good choice)
>get on with it, improve yourself and society by extension

You're too much of a pussy to commit a crime.

maybe if you stopped reposting this shit you'd have the time to make the money you so desire.

only in crime

How do i buy gear on reddit?

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Not an argument.

I am intelligent enough to be a successful criminal, but I am also intelligent enough to pussy out and not take the risk of being a criminal.

So, most people who take the plunge and get into crime are by nature not smart enough to get away with it.

>skip

Psychopaths and sociopaths are two terms for the same meaning.

A psychopath is generally successful at crime because 1: They are intelligent and do not solve a problem in an unintelligent way merely to satisfy their conscience. And 2: They have no difficulty taking risks or making instant decisions, which is what separates them from regular smart people.

I watched one where he reads some poems or sth.
He's got a great voice. Put me in an asmr mood instantly

If anything it would make me feel worse.
I have absolutely no money at all to buy anything, and even if I didn't need to buy anything, I don't even have the food for the necessary energy (I do nothing all day and feel tired all the time).
Also I have no friends to do it with (only have a single internet friend), and having lived as a complete hikkikomori for many years, just going out of my house is a challenge.
But most importantly, I have a rare incurable disease that makes most activities hell (hiking would be one of them), which is also why it's so hard for me to find a job (among other things that make it even harder).

I don't have clinical depression from chemical imbalances or anything like that. It's just that my circumstances are so cartoonishly bad that it's impossible to have a different outlook on life.

Thanks for your advice though, I appreciate it.

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>rare incurable disease
Which one? and don't say autism

steal
rob a store
you are a proletariat and you don't deserve to deal with these oppressive conditions, this society deserves all the criminals it can get. You are a human being, if you need food and don't have money, then it is moral to steal food or money from the bourgeoisie

>rob a rich man since he's a dick
>an even poorer man robs me the next day
>what a dick!

>>Work all day like a slave
>>Barely make $100
you are among luckiest 10 % of population

nah, the even poorer man deserves it more than I do
property is theft

I'd rather not say it because my friend knows that I post here and knows the archives (also who knows who might want to search them on the future, as for what we know they could be online forever).

I'll just say it's not anything mental, and it causes unbearable pain (and when it's severe enough there's a chance I might die).

Im so poor its not even funny anymorr. Thats why Im starting a business and hope to break the cycle. But man, the amount of time it takes is unbelievable. It takes over my entire life. And Im still hands short.

you would never believe this in practice
not having something != deserving something
I don't have a private jet. Do I deserve a private jet?

ya'll are panzy ass bitches

play life on hard mode:
>deppression, paranoia
>too proud to eat shit from faggot bosses or work as a wageslave
>too honest to take money from retards who are easily scammed &/or ripped off
>stuck inside a bubble where you think there's such a thing as "doing the right thing"

it's like every mutiple choice rpg videogame ever.
being bad is easy as fuck and grants you access to the best shit the game has to offer.. (not like any of it matters tho cause the game, just like life ends for all the same regardless)
being a decent human being while trying to enjoy life or win at anything ever?
that's a serious fucking challenge

is it worth the effort? nope.
worth wasting your one and only life before the eternal abyss? definitely not
but eh, what kind of pussy ass bitch doesn't play hard mode?
oh right a pussy ass bitch.

sociopaths KNOW they're psychopaths.
psychopaths trick themselves into thinking they're human beings and feign emotion even when it doesn't benefit them.

generally sociopaths are regarded as being far more intelligent and cunning than psychopaths.
as most psychopaths are slaves to their illness while sociopaths can control it.

This is what you end up thinking about life when you spend most of it playing video games instead of actually living it. Thinking its not worth the effort/not trying to at least lead a life that doesn't fuck over other people is exactly how you end up a sad piece of shit of a human being.

Just deal a safe drug and shut the fuck up. It's not that hard

Basically this, don't get greedy and play it safe/deal with people you know and its not that risky. Even then dealing drugs is still work. Might as well get a job when you boil it down unless you are in a lucky situation. Dealing is good side cash but thats about it.