How do you get your dick sucked on in your country?

How do you get your dick sucked on in your country?

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Be foreigner
I'm dead serious
If you're american girls will fall on your dick hoping you'll fall in love and take them out of this shitty country.

real women dont suck dick.

what if i am from hong kong

I'm greek

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Br women don't like asian men. Sorry.
But why would you want a dirty br girl when you are there

Ask how much they charge for an hour

International blowjobs are the best

There's something hot about visiting a foreign country and then getting women from that country to get on their knees to suck your cock

I dont even know how to get a hug.

Why are Thai girls so easily recognizable?

Sex is overrated

this

You just need 1 dollar.

that's not really a challenge for an american in brazil

even I would suck your cock for a few dollars

Literally make a girl feel bad for you, tell them a sad story about yourself, start to cry

She will hug you 100%

I don't even need to leave my country to get international sex. Most hookers are foreign anyway.

I guess I'm going to Brazil, so where do you recommend for sluts? How would I go about it? I just want to get laid.

Why would you suck my cock?

Where can i sign myself up?

You are going to get ripped-off, robbed and raped with that shitty attitude.

I can confirm this. She wanted to marry me after a month

Grab a map of Brazil. See that state called São Paulo? Going anywhere north of it will net you this .

I had a friend that would bring girls up to his apartment then go into his room and come out naked.

If they left, okay, if they stayed, cool.

I am not sure how often this worked well.

Easy as fuck to get laid. You just need to be either averagely handsome or mildly charming.
If you fail it means you're either a really repulsive person, really fucking ugly or your standards are just too high. And I can assure you, 95% of the time it's because your standards are too high.

What shitty attitude

He is trying to scam you, bro. They're going to stab you, remove your organs and take all your money. Don't ever dare to visit this place.

being yourself would mean making your own hole. being yourself takes work, and the cirlce clearly worked to make his own hole to come through. shit drawing, gtfo

I've been to Guatemala, Honduras, Belize and Haiti

I don't fall for the memes

ask.
australian women will suck anything with 2 legs, hell if you're in a wheelchair it's probably an advantage

Here are the most popular ways

>be funny, popular and extroverted
>be rich and powerful
>be sporty and in peak physical condition
>be handsome
>be from somewhere exotic (you still have to be handsome)

Kek, I know a guy like this. Except his gimmick isn't that fucking weird. He just flirts with all sorts of girls, older, younger, chubby, skinny, big-titted, flat, pale, black, hot, ugly.

Thing is, he's a 170cm, ginger and not really handsome. Though he has a huge amount of self-confidence and is cheeky as fuck. He gets rejected a fuckton though, but he also gets a fuckton of laid.

Fuck off, I just needed a pic to post.

This is true.

chuckled

Brazilians are consistently the most self hating posters here and I can't figure out why

So Australian girls are just like any other girl in the world?

Being a thirsty gringo.

This.

>be foreigner
>pull your dick off your pants in public and politely ask any girl to suck your dick in Spanish.

Not even memeing.

Yep, except probably pickier than in the average country

>in Spanish.
that sounds like a whole thing..

>pickier
top fucking kek
guess they're not as picky as northern european girls, can't speak for english girls though

I know brah. It's satisfying. Just make sure you don't get her prego

>top fucking kek
go ahead and tell your story about how much aussie sluts you banged on your epic backpacking trip bro

>blowjobs make babies

korean education, everyone.

>>be funny, popular and extroverted
>>be rich and powerful
>>be sporty and in peak physical condition
>>be handsome
>>be from somewhere exotic (you still have to be handsome)

t. virgin

3rd world country with 1st world access to information on what a civilised society should look like.

Be good looking
Sorry bro, im pretty sure they do

>aussie sluts
Well that's a pretty fitting description of the girls. The settings were pretty much a parking lot, a motel/hostel/whatever (not sure she was aussie desu) , and on a boat off the coast.
But in my defense, none were above a 7.5/10. Also I wasn't backpacking, simply staying at a friend's place for 2 weeks time.

Yeah but look at Argentina, they're the exact opposite. I think it's cultural.

be trans, endless amount of fetishist people lining up to blow you

by go ahead and tell your story I meant shut the fuck up cause no one cares about the ugly bogans you rooted

>australian girls aren't as slutty
>nah m8, they are
>stfu no one cares, they're ugly anyway

>That feel when BJ's are overrated as fuck
>That feel when sex in general is overrated as fuck (seriously anything less than 4-5 minutes is disappointing and anything more than 7-8 minutes is a tiring chore)
>The most fun part of sex is actually the foreplay before hand (especially when you're with chick who can be dirty as fuck)
>That feel that once you've had sex, you basically always crave it despite it not actually being that good.

Seriously, smoking a huge cone or doing some MDMA then fapping is way more fun than sex.

by australian girls, I'm not exclusively talking about the drunk ugly sluts you banged

I've yet to have great sex but I know it exists.

it is

>anything more than 7-8 minutes is a tiring chore

t. fat


i would give you the BJ thing, most women find it disgusting and do it bad

>be me
>go to spain
>hook up with qt spanish girl
>she gives me head.
>she slaps my dick


i thought they only did that in porn, is this a common thing among spanish girls or was it just this girl?

Sounds like you are just bad at it.

Just giv it to her.

HOW CAN SHE SLAP??

>Spanish
Aren't they relatively ugly on average? Like, manface ugly.

their pornstars are even worst than us, but generally cute girls


their accent is insuferable though

I remember another guy saying the spanish girl he was with was a sadist.

>Argentinian talking about shitty accents

Czech is exotic enough

I'm from Serbia and if you play up your Slavic side girls will love it. Grow a black beard and gain weight, you don't even have to be that good looking, just be a big fucking Slav

fucking hedonist
Jesus T Christ wouldn't want you to be this way

>going to the pool with makeup

This applies here as well: Although I'd be more specific and say western men from 1st world cunts instead of foreigners in general.

I think i saw as many qt's over there as i do here. Then again i was in the "party district" alot of the time.

Spanish girls confirmed for painsluts.

well
this is true
the best part for me is actually getting the girl to have sex with you
and pussy feels really nice without a condom, but you have to stop yourself from cumming to please her
unless it's someone you love, sex is usually a chore.

>trying to fuck the girl is the most fun part and once you fuck her there isn't a point to hang around her

I know your pain

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>do it bad
this

>when they use teeth and they scrape your shaft

>not enjoying an erotic cockscraping

there's nothing better than a nice toothy blowjob, that's what I gramps used to say

>That feel that once you've had sex, you basically always crave it despite it not actually being that good.

this feel is too real

That's actually the very primal feeling of conquering a nation. You don't fully conquer them until you obliterates its women's wombs.
Defeating them completely.

>tfw Sup Forums keeps reminding you you are missing out on life
stop it lads, just let me collect my flags in peace please.

KEK

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50€

48?

It works for SPanish men or you have to be gringo looking?

it works for offsprings of spaniards living in america or do you have to be gringo looking?

He's clearly a burger English teacher.

This guy knows the bulgarian mentality...

But Sup Forums, have you ever fallen in love while in another country?

Children who don't work and dream about getting out by miracle.

I'll take it!

Spanish works fine . You speak the language, they love your accent and you're are taller than the average colombian so it'll be like playing life in easy mode. You'll be getting pussy left and right

It's 1,84 considered tall in colombia? Really love the girls and the cuisine seems interesting, so for visit seems an okay place (if I can go somewhere safe more or less, away from Cartel ghettos or random organ rippers).

Man, I'm having the strange feel that these posts are going to hit me brutally in the kokoro.

>1,84
Nigga i'm 1.75 and i'm considered tall here. Average height is about 1.70


>if I can go somewhere safe more or less, away from Cartel ghettos or random organ rippers)
Cartagena, Manizales, Bucaramanga, Boyacá, Casanare are safe.

You'll be fine in any big city as ghettos are generally located on the outskirts and not in the touritic zones.

1,84 is giant-tier over here. You'd cuck most of of us. I'm a 1,70m manlet myself :(